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Jeff Kay
@jeffkay.bsky.social
Proprietor of The West Virginia Surf Report! podcast and website, hater of the fast food pickle, lover of baseball, craft beer, & good music, exploder of pants.
I don't like sitting in somebody else's warmth.
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #901,522!
September 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I'm no Don Johnson, you know.
July 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
People are saying, "I'll take 100 degrees over a foot of snow, any day." But I have room enough in my heart to hate both.
June 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
"Hits different" should be near retirement, right?
May 28, 2024 at 2:04 PM
How come you never hear anyone use the greeting "Getting any?" anymore?
May 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I had to tap into my Six Sigma training to wash all those dinner dishes. Good Lord.
April 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
How come we don't hear much about deviled ham anymore?
April 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I think it will take me about 250 years to read all the books I own. I'm not sure I'll make it.
April 17, 2024 at 12:57 PM
What happened to all the J.D. Salinger books everyone thought would be released after he died?
April 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I don't understand all the eclipse hubbub. I've seen dark.
April 6, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I could always eat a full meal or sleep for several hours. And that includes immediately after eating a full meal or sleeping for several hours.
February 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
If I ever get a cat, I'll name him Raymond Purr.
October 19, 2023 at 2:35 PM
I don't trust baby carrots. I think there's more to the story.
October 18, 2023 at 2:13 PM