Jeffery R. Thomas
@jefferyrthomas.bsky.social
Humorist, quipster, meme-thief, and X-list celebrity. Follow just like yo mama
I lost a karate competition in 1987 due to unfair judging practices and karate school bias. Therefore I’m taking over the Ivory Coast as compensation
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I lost a karate competition in 1987 due to unfair judging practices and karate school bias. Therefore I’m taking over the Ivory Coast as compensation
ReelTalk from a 50-Something GenX Guy about modern music
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
ReelTalk from a 50-Something GenX Guy about modern music
Never in my life has someone yelled out "Pedo Protector!!!" and I first immediately thought they were talking about me and second responded in kind. Cuz I'm not a PDF File
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Never in my life has someone yelled out "Pedo Protector!!!" and I first immediately thought they were talking about me and second responded in kind. Cuz I'm not a PDF File
Are fireworks legal in Minnesota?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Are fireworks legal in Minnesota?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
One 99¢ Ringtone to rule them all…
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
One 99¢ Ringtone to rule them all…
but her emails
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
but her emails
Can we all just agree that if there is a minimum age (35) to be eligible to run for president of the United States, then there should absolutely be a maximum (65)??? If you cannot complete your term before you turn 65... you don't get to run
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can we all just agree that if there is a minimum age (35) to be eligible to run for president of the United States, then there should absolutely be a maximum (65)??? If you cannot complete your term before you turn 65... you don't get to run
Come with me…
and you'll be…
In a world of pure imagination
and you'll be…
In a world of pure imagination
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Come with me…
and you'll be…
In a world of pure imagination
and you'll be…
In a world of pure imagination
Reel Memories from a 50-Something GenX Guy!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reel Memories from a 50-Something GenX Guy!!!
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Look at me poking the bear
October 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Look at me poking the bear
Just gonna leave this right here
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just gonna leave this right here
We need this... now more than ever
youtube.com/shorts/xojSB...
youtube.com/shorts/xojSB...
#GenX #GenerationX #Flintstones #Bayer #GenXStrong #GenXHumor
YouTube video by Jeffery R. Thomas
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October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We need this... now more than ever
youtube.com/shorts/xojSB...
youtube.com/shorts/xojSB...
Generals gathered in their masses...
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to pledge allegiance to dumb asses...
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to pledge allegiance to dumb asses...
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Generals gathered in their masses...
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to pledge allegiance to dumb asses...
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to pledge allegiance to dumb asses...
Today's dilemma:
How to make a Square Peg fit in to a Round Hole
How to make a Square Peg fit in to a Round Hole
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today's dilemma:
How to make a Square Peg fit in to a Round Hole
How to make a Square Peg fit in to a Round Hole
Given the need for a distraction of epic proportions concerning the current political climate, it would be prudent to at least consider this was an inside job
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Given the need for a distraction of epic proportions concerning the current political climate, it would be prudent to at least consider this was an inside job
Perfectly awful gems binge-worthy on a rainy weekend
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Perfectly awful gems binge-worthy on a rainy weekend
What use is a platform if you can’t exploit it for the good of mankind??? #KnightOzzy because the world needs this right now!
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#generationx #genx #genxstrong #ozzy #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #genxlife
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#generationx #genx #genxstrong #ozzy #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #genxlife
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What use is a platform if you can’t exploit it for the good of mankind??? #KnightOzzy because the world needs this right now!
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#generationx #genx #genxstrong #ozzy #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #genxlife
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#generationx #genx #genxstrong #ozzy #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #genxlife
"but they will lock up your politicians as well" is not the flex you think it is... we demand justice and that is non-partisan
July 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"but they will lock up your politicians as well" is not the flex you think it is... we demand justice and that is non-partisan
but her emails
July 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
but her emails
40 years later… this is STILL perplexing
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
40 years later… this is STILL perplexing
