Dr. Mantis Toboggan (MILF Hunter PHD SQUIRE III PHD ETC)
@jeffereydanger.bsky.social
34 year old dude having a mediocre time on the interweb.
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Sometimes I get in modes on here where I keep scrolling and only like pictures of cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Stanning a hardcore icon
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Stanning a hardcore icon
If anybody doesn't know where to start with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, just look up
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You're welcome.
randomepisodes.com/shows/2710
You're welcome.
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February 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
If anybody doesn't know where to start with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, just look up
randomepisodes.com/shows/2710
You're welcome.
randomepisodes.com/shows/2710
You're welcome.
Feeling good. Might see what happens when I put tin foil in the microwave.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Feeling good. Might see what happens when I put tin foil in the microwave.
Can't sleep so I'm watching random episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia again
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Can't sleep so I'm watching random episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia again
Monty Python & The Life Of Brian is so good when you don't have a 10 year old telling you it sucks
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Monty Python & The Life Of Brian is so good when you don't have a 10 year old telling you it sucks
Comedy isn't funny when nothing is funny anymore?
I'm sorry. I'm getting lost.
I'm sorry. I'm getting lost.
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Comedy isn't funny when nothing is funny anymore?
I'm sorry. I'm getting lost.
I'm sorry. I'm getting lost.
On a serious note: I hope Stephen Colbert can find another home somewhere.
He's been an inspiration to myself since 2007 and many others for just as many years. The perfect voice of comedy/criticism when we need it.
He's been an inspiration to myself since 2007 and many others for just as many years. The perfect voice of comedy/criticism when we need it.
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
On a serious note: I hope Stephen Colbert can find another home somewhere.
He's been an inspiration to myself since 2007 and many others for just as many years. The perfect voice of comedy/criticism when we need it.
He's been an inspiration to myself since 2007 and many others for just as many years. The perfect voice of comedy/criticism when we need it.
This economy is stupid.
I need all the food.
How can I do that if everyone won't give that to me?!
I need all the food.
How can I do that if everyone won't give that to me?!
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
This economy is stupid.
I need all the food.
How can I do that if everyone won't give that to me?!
I need all the food.
How can I do that if everyone won't give that to me?!
Might have a new late night snack.
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Might have a new late night snack.
I know I'm talking a lot about Kiryu but it's so funny because literally everyone in Infinite Wealth creams their pants whenever they see him.
Dude is more popular than the biggest idol.
Dude is more popular than the biggest idol.
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I know I'm talking a lot about Kiryu but it's so funny because literally everyone in Infinite Wealth creams their pants whenever they see him.
Dude is more popular than the biggest idol.
Dude is more popular than the biggest idol.
Yeah, Thin Lizzy is great.
But what about Thiccc Lizzy?
🤤
But what about Thiccc Lizzy?
🤤
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Yeah, Thin Lizzy is great.
But what about Thiccc Lizzy?
🤤
But what about Thiccc Lizzy?
🤤
Pouring one out for somebody whose memory still haunts me after almost 20 years.
Hope you're doing okay out there.
Hope you're doing okay out there.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Pouring one out for somebody whose memory still haunts me after almost 20 years.
Hope you're doing okay out there.
Hope you're doing okay out there.
If I don't look this hot when I get old, just put me in a nursing home and leave me to rot
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
If I don't look this hot when I get old, just put me in a nursing home and leave me to rot
This song is all good vibes
open.spotify.com/track/3qOkkP...
open.spotify.com/track/3qOkkP...
Gravy Train
open.spotify.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
This song is all good vibes
open.spotify.com/track/3qOkkP...
open.spotify.com/track/3qOkkP...
Reposted by Dr. Mantis Toboggan (MILF Hunter PHD SQUIRE III PHD ETC)
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
I fucking suck at the batting cage in Infinite Wealth. That curve ball absolutely wrecks me.
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I fucking suck at the batting cage in Infinite Wealth. That curve ball absolutely wrecks me.
Big Smile in Yokohama
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Big Smile in Yokohama
Somebody woke up
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Somebody woke up
Just brewed a pot of coffee at 6:30pm like an idiot
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Just brewed a pot of coffee at 6:30pm like an idiot
Realized I apparently changed my name on here a few days ago and I don't remember.
Don't worry.
We're so back.
Don't worry.
We're so back.
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Realized I apparently changed my name on here a few days ago and I don't remember.
Don't worry.
We're so back.
Don't worry.
We're so back.
Happy Caturday from the laziest kitty I know
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Happy Caturday from the laziest kitty I know
I suppose I should take a break and watch AEW Collision. Looks like another great show in store.
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I suppose I should take a break and watch AEW Collision. Looks like another great show in store.
I don't know if this is a hot take but I think older Kiryu is finer than younger Kiryu
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I don't know if this is a hot take but I think older Kiryu is finer than younger Kiryu
Not my body paying me back in the afternoon for decisions I made at 3 in the morning
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Not my body paying me back in the afternoon for decisions I made at 3 in the morning
Who up sweating their ass off after eating some buffalo chicken covered in Diablo sauce
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Who up sweating their ass off after eating some buffalo chicken covered in Diablo sauce