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I heard that the new Russian AI robot collapsed after it unexpectedly exited Windows. Probably an internal security vulnerability.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I reckon the BBC should base the made up compo payment on how many Floridians have paid the licence fee. They could settle for £174.50
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is that $1 Billion emotional support package a carefully considered evaluation or just a number plucked from an orange arse?
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Really hoping the BBC goes all in against that orange toerag to get their full money’s worth. Imagine how hard you could go for that £1,000,000,000 compo claim
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
UK Safety Alert over Free Range prisoners.
Government requests full recall
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In order to stop Trump totally destroying the White House East Wing, why don't the Democrats quickly put a statue of a Confederate General in there?
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Trump said the ballroom "won't interfere with the current building...be near it but not touching it."
Then clearly smashes Whitehouse.
Trump on E Jean Carroll “never met her,” and “never touched her”
Found guilty in civil court for sexual abuse.
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Prince" Andrew could save on stationary costs by crossing out the "Pri" and replacing it with "No"
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Richard III was always a controversial King, but he did have some interesting solutions on rehousing Princes
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Due to recent Duke cancellations, York will be issued with a replacement nonce service. We apologise for this inconvenience
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The banned ex Duke of York, he had ten thousand women,
He trafficked them to an island,
And trafficked them back again,
When he was up he was...right I'm stopping there
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
No Kings for USA, No Dukes for York. That'll do nicely
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Prince Andrew is giving up his Duke of York title. Get in. I think we can now shoot him with a bow and arrow if he is caught within the city walls
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I wonder why gaming journalists will be giving 5 star reviews to all EA games from now on...
EA Games bought by Saudi Investment Group.....it'll be fine
Electronic Arts make some of the most popular video games, what are some of the expected new features now Mohammed bin Salman is definitely not involved. • The Sims – You can now dismember your Sims w...
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October 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I can't believe her and Baron Silas Greenback still have their titles. Evil toads eh?
Michelle Mone may be aware of £122 Million Gown Fraud verdict
PPE Medpro is to payback the £122,000,000 to the government for gown fraud. The agreement is to pay £100 a month for the next one million years. There are also the additional costs and interest to pay...
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October 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Apparently you get to keep your Baroness title if your medical gown scam costs the government less than £125,000,000. Playing it close there Michelle Mone, with only £122,000,000
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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If the Nathan Gill story has dropped off in overall media coverage, then I will write my own...
Russia appalled that politicians taking bribes is illegal
The Kremlin is disgusted at the massive mis-justice that Nathan Gill, the former leader of Reform UK Wales, who was always an upstanding gent, is found guilty of long term borrowing of their rubles. H...
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September 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Anyone else fed up of the non stop news coverage of Reform UK’s ex-leader in Wales, Nathan Gill, pleading guilty to bribery charges? It's Russian money this, pro Brexit bribes that....so much coverage and Reform apologies...
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Interviewer: So what weird wild animal based excuse do you have that explains why you keep failing to provide proper reports on your autism findings?

RFK Junior: Paracetamol
September 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
US Congressman Jamie Raskin has had some choice words with the leader of the Farage Party plc. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Would watch again
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
England thrashed by South Africa so quickly in Cricket ODI, they have changed the name to Half Day International
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Genuine congrats to Zach Polanski as the new leader of the Green Party, wonder if there was a new leader of Reform it would get equal media attention...
September 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM