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Whit - JediKraken
@jedikraken.bsky.social
Loud, awkward, and always hungry. Possibly a chaos gremlin...
CNC Machinist ⚙️ Pickle addict 🥒

https://linktr.ee/jedikraken
I'm so proud of these nerds! Half a million raised in 8 years. So many wonderful people have been a part of this.
HUGE shoutout to the @metalmealmeltdown.com community on surpassing $500k lifetime raised for St. Jude and they aren't done yet!
8 years

I cannot fathom how we got here, but I am without words to describe my gratitude to each and everyone of you who believed in us on our @metalmealmeltdown.com journey.

$500,000 raised for @stjude.bsky.social
via @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social
on Twitch

#MetalMealMelt2025

Thank You ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm pretty sure a groundhog (or other small feral creature) stole my BP meds off my front step.
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August 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Happiest of birthdays to my favorite Frenchman, the only person I know who says "FUCK" more than myself(and sounds way cooler saying it), and much younger twin.
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August 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
August 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I made a tiktok about how the world is scary right now and we could all use a little more kindness and empathy and the conservatives flipped the fuck out on me.
I didn't call out names or situations, yet these guys got awful defensive and started coming after me...
June 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Shout out to the awesome people who bought stuff off our gift list! (We totally didn't just now open some because they got swallowed up in boxes that needed unpacked 👀)
Seriously though, I appreciate ya!
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May 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
99% moved
10% unpacked
I'm tired, everything hurts, and I have to go back to work tomorrow.
But it's worth it, this place is a dream. I will try to do a tour once we get some stuff unpacked.
May 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Uhaul is parked out front. We got the keys. Let's do this!
Here is the registry again for those asking.
We Bought a House! - Amazon Gift List - www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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May 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We signed the papers.. we are officially homeowners!!!
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May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@arcanelumi.bsky.social and @prosperousguard.bsky.social requested I make and share a registry/wishlist... so here ya go.
We Bought a House! - Amazon Gift List - www.amazon.com/registries/g...
We Bought a House! | Amazon Gift List
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May 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We close on Monday!
Is this really happening?
Should I share my Amazon list? (I know throne is the better, but it won't let me add some of the stuff we want/need)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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May 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
20 some boxes packed and about 20 bags of stuff to toss gathered... I'm so ready to close and be done moving.
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May 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just caught up on season 2 of The Last of Us.. I never played the games..
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April 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My tiktok was hacked, I'm trying to recover it, if not my new handle is @thejedikraken2.0 for now... I've sent in a bunch of tickets. If you want to help me get tiktoks attention, feel free to interact with the video posted on the new account.
April 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is going to be wild as we are going to be moving.. should I try to plan on trying to be live at least once to raise some money?
The 2025 St. Jude PLAY LIVE Challenge Season registration opens on 4/1 and we can't wait for you to meet some of our new friends! Who else is getting excited? 👀

Artwork by St. Jude patients Ethan, Ty, and Luna. 🏝️
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They are making me train someone at work 😭
April 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I slept hard for a solid 9 hours, which is unheard of for me. It wasn't just 9 hours of sleep. It was deep good sleep. I can't remember the last time I woke up and felt well rested like this.
April 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Things are falling into place, and I am completely terrified, waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm so used to everything going wrong that when things are finally working out, I'm in panic mode.
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March 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is it in poor taste to start a gofundme for like 2-3k so we don't lose this house? Cuz I'm thinking about it.
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March 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Who the fuck got my email and signed me up for a bunch of boy band and pop artists email subscriptions? I hope you step on Legos and shit your pants today.
March 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
March 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't know if I should scream, cry, throw up a little, or go run in circles... I was beginning to think I would never see this.
March 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I haven't done cardio since around xmas... I got my mile under 10 minutes tonight. It's gotta be the fast-paced, bass heavy tunes.
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM