Me, an English major, trying not be offended when asking my coworker if she’s reading any good books right now and she says “Yes, ‘Crime & Punishment’, have you heard of it?”
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me, an English major, trying not be offended when asking my coworker if she’s reading any good books right now and she says “Yes, ‘Crime & Punishment’, have you heard of it?”
Ooooh it’s been a minute since I opened my #animalcrossing island! #ACNH
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ooooh it’s been a minute since I opened my #animalcrossing island! #ACNH
I need a sweater with those little leather elbow pads.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I need a sweater with those little leather elbow pads.
Tried to get a bear cup at Starbucks this morning. My store only got 6 apparently and they said people were waiting outside to get them when they opened, though the barista tried to joke that she’d bought them all but that did not land well.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tried to get a bear cup at Starbucks this morning. My store only got 6 apparently and they said people were waiting outside to get them when they opened, though the barista tried to joke that she’d bought them all but that did not land well.
There's a lot of facial hair excitement happening at work this week. Two guys started growing beards, one guy suddenly has a bushy mustache, and another shaved his beard totally off and looks like a baby. Working with so many men is fascinating.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
There's a lot of facial hair excitement happening at work this week. Two guys started growing beards, one guy suddenly has a bushy mustache, and another shaved his beard totally off and looks like a baby. Working with so many men is fascinating.
My coworker got me a tiny bucket 🥺
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My coworker got me a tiny bucket 🥺
Facetiming with sister and nephew
Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?"
Nephew: "Six Seven"
Me: 😑
Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?"
Nephew: "Six Seven"
Me: 😑
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Facetiming with sister and nephew
Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?"
Nephew: "Six Seven"
Me: 😑
Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?"
Nephew: "Six Seven"
Me: 😑
Trying to top our full-size candy bars from last Halloween 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trying to top our full-size candy bars from last Halloween 🎃
Used Xbox LFG to farm the bio-thresher omega in #Borderlands4 for a new Truck last night and I had 3 different people join with modded gear who were one-shotting the boss. That fight is super annoying with the shields but come on, I turned off PC crossplay to avoid this garbage. @borderlands.2k.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Used Xbox LFG to farm the bio-thresher omega in #Borderlands4 for a new Truck last night and I had 3 different people join with modded gear who were one-shotting the boss. That fight is super annoying with the shields but come on, I turned off PC crossplay to avoid this garbage. @borderlands.2k.com
Took about 20 rifts to get the Skully #borderlands4 💀
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Took about 20 rifts to get the Skully #borderlands4 💀
Earlier this week my coworker was just walking around all day drinking a quart of egg nog.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Earlier this week my coworker was just walking around all day drinking a quart of egg nog.
My lost loot machine actually grabbed a legendary! #borderlands4
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My lost loot machine actually grabbed a legendary! #borderlands4
FedEx chatbot is the stupidest chatbot. Remarkable that they can get my package across the country overnight but can’t answer my silly little question.
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
FedEx chatbot is the stupidest chatbot. Remarkable that they can get my package across the country overnight but can’t answer my silly little question.
Butternut squash soup for dinner! 🍂
October 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Butternut squash soup for dinner! 🍂
Me when I’m overstimulated and irritated by sounds. #fallout76
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me when I’m overstimulated and irritated by sounds. #fallout76
Younger coworker: Insists that “rips ass” means something is very cool and good.
Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨
Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Younger coworker: Insists that “rips ass” means something is very cool and good.
Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨
Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨
This is so dumb because this guy is eating a whole burger meal which is more delicious than your freeze dried food. Other dumb things about it but that’s the dumbest.
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is so dumb because this guy is eating a whole burger meal which is more delicious than your freeze dried food. Other dumb things about it but that’s the dumbest.
My dad mostly discusses sports with me via iOS stickers.
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My dad mostly discusses sports with me via iOS stickers.
Mediocre Maurice offerings for me this week 🫤 Anyone have a Wombo Combo?? #borderlands4
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mediocre Maurice offerings for me this week 🫤 Anyone have a Wombo Combo?? #borderlands4
You cannot sway me with your rewards points!
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You cannot sway me with your rewards points!
Set up recurring donations to @npr.org and @pbs.org with the money I saved by dropping down my @gamepass.xbox.com subscription.
October 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Set up recurring donations to @npr.org and @pbs.org with the money I saved by dropping down my @gamepass.xbox.com subscription.
Ok well that Xbox Game Pass Ultimate price hike is too much for me.
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ok well that Xbox Game Pass Ultimate price hike is too much for me.