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i like making food and hate wearing clothes
new guy in the gym is so hot and buff should i jump off a bridge
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
finished rhythm of war…. this is the best series ive ever read im so serious im shaking
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
im biting my cats neck scruff hard as fuck like im chewing through stale sourdough and he just purrs… made for each other
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 AM
good morning beta chud cucks.
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
tried using toothpaste that wasnt sensodyne for a while…. shant be doing that again my teef hurt
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 AM
reparenting my parents today (seasoning their cast iron skillets)
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
why do men from spain sound like cartoon elves from the north pole
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 PM
190 lbs acquired…… can i hit 200 before spring
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
turkey trying to make everyone start saying türkiye…. its not happening diva….. the anglosphere is not about to start fucking with a voiceless palatal plosive
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
gm
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
im at the planet fitness in the thinnest white wife beater, nipples protruding disrespectfully
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
2016 was about feathers and gladiator sandals
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
fame is a delicate flower actually. think about that faddison rae.
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
peekin
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
who up eating eeples and baneenees
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
gazpacho more like shit from a buttcho
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
ok im thinking this year and like for saturn return and going forward i try to really tackle porn usage (and overstimulation in general) cause low key i cannot get or stay hard when im with somebody even if theyre extremely hot and its sooo annoying
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
💬 larubia_mala | Sippin on that nut..
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
fucking my hot muscle bear ex on thursday
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
*sneezes*
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
is there like a dark botox. i want my face to be more expressive. i want to pioneer new facial expressions.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
most unrealistic part of heated rivalry was when shane threw his underwear at ilya and ilya didnt even sniff them.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
been really into making a cheeky little puttanesca lately. tonight it was gnocchi. exquisite.
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
finally starting the stormlight archives, pray for me girls
December 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
im reading a graphic novel
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM