JD The CAT!
jdthecat.bsky.social
JD The CAT!
@jdthecat.bsky.social
fun loving cat that always gets into trouble~ currently working in the medical field and hoping that someday I'll need able to help people the best way I know how, By listening and understanding.
Its my birthday, forgot to mention that on here
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Does anyone else look at the lore of color combos in MTG? Like I look up the philosophies and lore about each color combo that I play (Mardu🔴⚫️⚪️, Sultai🟢🔵⚫️, Golgari🟢⚫️, ect) to get a better feel as to how I should play? Am I weird or are there others that do this?
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Walking out the shower with steam coming off my body like a damn titan.
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Happy New Year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Rewatching Black Clover and I forgot that some of these Openings SLAP
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
*Looking at my schedule on the computer*...oh hey, look at that! Six appointments just dropped off my list.

...

*Grabs hold of Computer* WHY DID SIX PEOPLE DROP OFF MY SCHEDULE!?

*Proceeds to panic in Healthcare worker*
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So like...what if we kissed? Hahaha just kidding...unless.

😳😳😳
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Long lost brother? 🥺
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Already planning to take another week off in January.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Coming back to work after almost 2 weeks off feels good. Before I'd look at my schedule of 40+ patients, I'd be close to tears.

Now after two weeks of rest I look at them like Bernie Mack looked at his first audience at the Apollo theater.

"I AINT SCARED OF YOU, MOTHA F*CKERS!"
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December 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Time for coffee =w=
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December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Woke up super late and began to panic cause I'm late for work... then I remembered I'm on PTO.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Big meaty pecs and biceps paired with big thick tummies!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
When his mood hits high, Dom doesn't waste time with "pleasantries" or "foreplay". You are taking all of him for at least 24 hours. Get the good lube and bite that pillow, cause he's going inside you like he came in your room. Hard. Rough. And savagely.

Art by the amazing @arffolsky.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
MFF was so much fun. Take care and get home safe everyone! Ill see you all Bark in the future!

#MFF2025
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Im at MFFband ive already made some really great friends
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me last night: What am I doing wrong? Everyone hates me. They're talking about me behind my back. No one really cares about me. I suck. I'm the worst. I'm scum. Walking talking garbage.

*One night of sleep later*

Me: Oohhh no one hates me, I just needed a full eight hours! A'ight I'm good.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Crocheted my own dice bag
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I do crochet and some knitting. I also play MtG and DnD. I think I'm gonna try and make dice bags for my friends. :3
October 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just wanna clock out and do hood rat things with my hood rat friends.*

* Play MTG with my homes while eating pizza and drinking beer
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Alright, Im running on 600cc of caffine, 200mg of lamotrigine, a bite of a potbelly's sammich and the will to fight God and win. Let's do this.
July 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Another night out with the guys, best pals I could've asked for 🐯🐲🐼
w/ @jdthecat.bsky.social and @greendragon59.bsky.social!
Art done by @phosbara.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Feeling really bummed out to be missing #IML, this year. I was sick with the cold a few days prior and even though I may be feeling better, the last thing I want is to be a super spreader or risk someone getting sick when everyone is there to have a good time.

Stay safe and play responsibly.
May 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wanna cry. I wanna leave. I wanna go home. I want a beer. I want chinese food. I want a blowjob.
May 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM