Jennifer Donatelli
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Jennifer Donatelli
@jdonatelli.bsky.social
Writing correspondence for the Comptroller of Maryland. Past: both Gazettes, WJZ, etc. Guinea pig mom to Starsky and Hutch.
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One of the hardest things I've ever had to write. Possibly the only thing harder will be the eulogy, and I'm praying for some divine inspiration and the strength to get through it. RIP, Dad. I love you and miss you already.

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Every so often, I come across a story I wish I could have written. Every so often, I find a story about someone I wish I could have met. This is both, and in a way, I feel as if I do know Mr. Glickman. RIP, sir.

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A postcard arrived: ‘If you’re reading this I’m dead, and I really liked you’
Don Glickman’s daughter sent his favorite people the postcard he designed before his death.
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February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
.@pwgphoto.bsky.social: "You really should film these. I could become a TikTok superstar."
Me: "You don't have TikTok."
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
.@pwgphoto.bsky.social is playing 80s soundtrack songs - first "What a Feeling" and now "Take My Breath Away," swaying and moving his arms around.

Paul: "You really should film these. I could become a TikTok superstar."
Me: "You don't have TikTok."
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If we have to be stuck inside with this snow, then there's no better time than now to make a pan of my Mom's World-Famous Lasagna that @pwgphoto.bsky.social has been asking for.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
On the way back to the office, he said, "I thought about getting you flowers today, but I didn't. But it was the thought that counts." #Paulism

Never let it be said my husband isn't romantic. 😂 (2/2)
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
.@pwgphoto.bsky.social surprised me by taking me to lunch today. (The place didn't have indoor seating - so no pic - but the crepes are always really tasty.) (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
For a guy who poses because he knows how handsome he is, Starsky sure spends a lot of time with schmutz on his face. This hay was hanging off his whiskers. #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Alexa, your voice has changed. Who dis? I don't know you.

I know the change is part of the Alexa+ rollout, and this is a first-world problem. But it was jarring this morning. You could have at least let me know you were going through the change, so I could have prepared. Your new voices suck.
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
They each have a tunnel but sometimes it doesn't matter because they don't care. #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"Why are you taking our picture instead of getting is breakfast? We're hungry!" Usually, Starsky is more impatient, wanting breakfast. But he will let Hutch do the work if Hutch's already doing it. Work smarter, not harder. #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
After taking down the Christmas tree, now I understand why Dad left it up all year. I thought it was to drive Mom crazy, although I'm sure that was a bonus.
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
.@pwgphoto.bsky.social: "Let me ask you something: Would you go into a bar named The Salty Fart? The Salty Fart! That's a great name for a bar."

Behold, the first #Paulism of 2026!
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The tree is lit and decorated. All the gifts are wrapped. @pwgphoto.bsky.social and I are back from church. Now we're watching my favorite Christmas movie. Cue the waterworks in 3... 2... 1. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Maybe it's the cushy seat. Maybe it's the Ramones streaming on Alexa. Someone is very excited about his box being cleaned, and someone else couldn't care less. #guineapigs #guineapigsofinstagram
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In Memoriam, Part 2. My other favorite, although they're all great. RIP, Rob Reiner. 😢
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In Memoriam. RIP, Rob Reiner. 😢
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I kept hoping last night that this somehow wasn't true. I just adore "When Harry Met Sally" and "The Princess Bride."

It hurts to say "RIP, Rob and Michele Reiner."
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 15
Famed director Rob Reiner and his wife, photographer Michele Reiner, have died, a family statement says, as police conduct homicide investigation. https://cnn.it/4ahUELk
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Starsky ends his day like he started it: with schmutz on his face. As @pwgphoto.bsky.social would say, "Constancy." #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's been a while since Starsky's had so much schmutz on his face. #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It always feels good when people write to my boss to say how much they appreciated receiving one of my letters. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm treating Paul and me to McDonald's breakfasts after reading at Mass. While I despise this song, I had to alter the receipt. Maybe only #GenX will understand. youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm finishing cleaning up the dinner dishes when I hear this coming from @pwgphoto.bsky.social's office: "Gonna take a lot to drag me away from yooooouuu. *pause* I could be in Toto." #Paulism
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is what was waiting for me just now when I got home from work: One tunnel in front of the other, Starsky in the farther tunnel, and Hutch looking very proud of himself. #guineapigs #guineapigsofbluesky
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
.@pwgphoto.bsky.social: "No, but I looked and didn't see you."
Me: "Did you think I'd be abducted by aliens?"
"That'd be pretty cool."
"What?!?"
"But I want nice aliens. No butt probes or anything like that." #Paulism (2/2)
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was in the basement finishing up the laundry and ironing some clothes for the week when...

@pwgphoto.bsky.social: "Are you down there?"
Me: "No."
"Well, OK then."
"Where do you think I'd be?"
"Well, I didn't see you for a while."
"Did you think I left?" (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM