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Clinically Insane | ( ( G T S M ) ) | The Proud One Died and Became Demon
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Christening this app
Love Fairy Tail 👴🏽
Starting Fairy Tail 👨🏽‍🦳
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I might be an actual genius idk
Music production has once again #begun 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Music production has once again #begun 🤭
January 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rise and Shine
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
New Episode of Almost Said Sum CRAZY — I’m thinking we’re back!

youtu.be/YHhFQYRUjPA?...
Almost Said Sum CRAZY S2 Ep. 6: "Healing & Growth… type shi”
YouTube video by Almost Said Sum CRAZY
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January 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Marvel Rivals has taken away my ability to enjoy other games
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Good morning 😀
January 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
SmoothPapi is taking over my life 😭😭
January 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m glad people find me a comfortable place to come to with their problems 🩵
December 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I need more people to see Sonic 3, that shit changed my life I gotta yap about it
December 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Greatest movie of all time
Nigga taking my ticket really asked me what movie I’m here to see STOP PLAYING WIMME
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Nigga taking my ticket really asked me what movie I’m here to see STOP PLAYING WIMME
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Is this rizz?
December 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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gofund.me/bb6ae0e9 This one is hard to say but my mom just had surgery for stage 2 breast cancer 2 days ago, and she's okay, but the bills are crazy rn so if you can help donate just a dollar to my mom that would help alot, even a repost on this post would mean so much to me. MAN CANCER SUCKS
gofund.me
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Good morning
December 19, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I might genuinely be the nastiest nigga on the planet omg

I ordered food and saw how BADDDD my driver was and I put on a whole crazy fit and did my hair by the time she got here and went all the way down to pick it up from her 💀💀💀

Literally got complimented crazy and got her number omfg 😭😭
December 18, 2024 at 3:32 AM
This nigga Carti is NOT Music bro 😭😭😭
December 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I remember in 2nd grade when I convinced this kid he was adopted bc his last name was Foster and I told him to look up the definition 😭😭
December 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit, one breakup from a dependent relationship turned me into the worst texter in the world omg

I used to answer people within the same minute of them texting, now it’s days or never 😭😭
December 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Good morning
December 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I think I have a real addiction to the color blue 😭
December 12, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I wish people would stop looking for new games to be the “x” killer, and just allow it to express its character on its own

I really enjoy Rivals of Aether 2 and other platform fighters but I’m not trying to find a “Smash Killer”

Same with Marvel Rivals and Overwatch
December 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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I’m sorry, but saying Iron Fist needs to be nerfed is the biggest self report
December 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Little girl called my hair a pretty cloud 🩵
December 10, 2024 at 6:52 PM