Julie 💀
@jdarling.bsky.social
MACP (Qualifying) 👩🎓
Child Protection Worker 🌟
Cat Mom 🐈
Sagittarius ♐️
Child Protection Worker 🌟
Cat Mom 🐈
Sagittarius ♐️
Went to a party the other night and there was a dog
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Went to a party the other night and there was a dog
My anxiety when I have to make a single phone call: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
My anxiety when someone threatens to shoot up my work: 😒😒😒😒😒
My anxiety when someone threatens to shoot up my work: 😒😒😒😒😒
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My anxiety when I have to make a single phone call: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
My anxiety when someone threatens to shoot up my work: 😒😒😒😒😒
My anxiety when someone threatens to shoot up my work: 😒😒😒😒😒
College Profs: No job in this field will tolerate horsing around.
My coworker and I: Constantly repeating Key and Peele sketches
My coworker and I: Constantly repeating Key and Peele sketches
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
College Profs: No job in this field will tolerate horsing around.
My coworker and I: Constantly repeating Key and Peele sketches
My coworker and I: Constantly repeating Key and Peele sketches
A client just told me that she appreciates that I let her rant and like.. a few things.
1. I'm here for you. This is the most important thing.
2. I want the tea.
1. I'm here for you. This is the most important thing.
2. I want the tea.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A client just told me that she appreciates that I let her rant and like.. a few things.
1. I'm here for you. This is the most important thing.
2. I want the tea.
1. I'm here for you. This is the most important thing.
2. I want the tea.
Coworker: I really like the Dune films.
Me, an emo idiot: I love LS Dunes.
Me, an emo idiot: I love LS Dunes.
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Coworker: I really like the Dune films.
Me, an emo idiot: I love LS Dunes.
Me, an emo idiot: I love LS Dunes.
My therapist told me I'm very funny so I basically won therapy and don't have to go back.
I'm cured.
I'm cured.
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My therapist told me I'm very funny so I basically won therapy and don't have to go back.
I'm cured.
I'm cured.
Me: cracks open and energy drink
Coworker, down the hall: Is someone drinking beer already!? It's not even 9AM.
Me: We're also at work!
Coworker: Oh, I dont care about that.
Coworker, down the hall: Is someone drinking beer already!? It's not even 9AM.
Me: We're also at work!
Coworker: Oh, I dont care about that.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Me: cracks open and energy drink
Coworker, down the hall: Is someone drinking beer already!? It's not even 9AM.
Me: We're also at work!
Coworker: Oh, I dont care about that.
Coworker, down the hall: Is someone drinking beer already!? It's not even 9AM.
Me: We're also at work!
Coworker: Oh, I dont care about that.
I'm gonna teach this guy how to roll joints 🥰
October 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm gonna teach this guy how to roll joints 🥰
My friends make the most perfect babies 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My friends make the most perfect babies 🥰
Security: - grabs my stomach - you have something in your hoodie pocket. Take it out.
Me: That's a fat roll.
Me: That's a fat roll.
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Security: - grabs my stomach - you have something in your hoodie pocket. Take it out.
Me: That's a fat roll.
Me: That's a fat roll.
Friend: Just lost my mucus plug!
Me: Oh well what the FUCK IS THAT!?
Me: Oh well what the FUCK IS THAT!?
September 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Friend: Just lost my mucus plug!
Me: Oh well what the FUCK IS THAT!?
Me: Oh well what the FUCK IS THAT!?
Explained what "serving cunt" meant to my mom today.
Then she asked me if her flip flops were serving cunt.
Then she asked me if her flip flops were serving cunt.
September 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Explained what "serving cunt" meant to my mom today.
Then she asked me if her flip flops were serving cunt.
Then she asked me if her flip flops were serving cunt.
Dems really saying that all violence is bad while the Republicans let your kids die in kindergarten.
Idgaf
Idgaf
September 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dems really saying that all violence is bad while the Republicans let your kids die in kindergarten.
Idgaf
Idgaf
It's raining and leaves are falling and I'm so fucken happy I could just crush a pumpkin with my thighs
September 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's raining and leaves are falling and I'm so fucken happy I could just crush a pumpkin with my thighs
So my friend took in a pregnant cat
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So my friend took in a pregnant cat
First time in NYC and New Yorkers are so nice?????????
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
First time in NYC and New Yorkers are so nice?????????
Coworker: I don't eat any processed foods or sugar.
Me, drinking a Redbull and eating a donut: that's crazy
Me, drinking a Redbull and eating a donut: that's crazy
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Coworker: I don't eat any processed foods or sugar.
Me, drinking a Redbull and eating a donut: that's crazy
Me, drinking a Redbull and eating a donut: that's crazy
My dad, a former bodybuilder, told me I looked "strong and mean" today 💅🏻
a man wearing sunglasses and a purple shirt is holding a microphone and says `` i am '' .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a purple shirt is holding a microphone and says `` i am '' .
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My dad, a former bodybuilder, told me I looked "strong and mean" today 💅🏻
My coworker, who is always late, is coming in after me today.
Should I just bail as soon as my shift is over lol?
Should I just bail as soon as my shift is over lol?
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My coworker, who is always late, is coming in after me today.
Should I just bail as soon as my shift is over lol?
Should I just bail as soon as my shift is over lol?
A 10 year old just told me I look like Rhea Ripley so I'll be bragging about that for months.
August 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A 10 year old just told me I look like Rhea Ripley so I'll be bragging about that for months.
Air Canada needs to pay their fucken people better and not fuck up my vacation.
This really brought the exploitation of their employees to the forefront and I fully blame their ass for my vacation potentially being fucked.
PAY 👏 YOUR 👏 STAFF 👏
This really brought the exploitation of their employees to the forefront and I fully blame their ass for my vacation potentially being fucked.
PAY 👏 YOUR 👏 STAFF 👏
August 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Air Canada needs to pay their fucken people better and not fuck up my vacation.
This really brought the exploitation of their employees to the forefront and I fully blame their ass for my vacation potentially being fucked.
PAY 👏 YOUR 👏 STAFF 👏
This really brought the exploitation of their employees to the forefront and I fully blame their ass for my vacation potentially being fucked.
PAY 👏 YOUR 👏 STAFF 👏
My coworker has a frog that visits her
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My coworker has a frog that visits her