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Absolutely Baltic this morning 🥶 but we showed up and got it done!
My lowest number at finisher number 64 🥳🏃🏻 well done all.
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I’m sorry but #TheTraitors gets better and better ….. 👀 🔪
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Friday 🥳
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Fiona calling it out face to face.
It’s what the nation wanted 💅🏻

#TheTraitorsUK #thetraitors
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January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I see it’s the time of year where the insta ‘pt’s’ are fishing for work.

No I don’t want to join your ‘online movement’ no I don’t want an online coach, no you don’t know fuck all about running.

Also a year ago you were a lorry driver so calm the fuck down. 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Running season is upon us, so health health health it is. 🏃🏻 🥗
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Happy - “Hope you had a good Christmas” at the start of every email day.
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
All for people posting pics of their feet, but guys come on, do some foot care. Trim the nails and cream those heels - nobody wants to see a foot that looks like it’s stood on a land mine.
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Swim & jacuzzi done - time for food I’m starving!
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
What makes me happy? Clicking the self clean function on the oven and sitting back down.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Great park run in the forest today! 🏃🏻 ☀️ 🌳
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Pre sitting my ass down after work, I cleared all the Xmas decs, bleached throughout and everything is back up in the loft.

The smug feeling knowing I haven’t got that job to do on Sunday 😌💁🏻‍♂️ 🧼 🧽
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January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Champagne 🥂 and #TheTraitorsUK - hello Friday 😌
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Dry Jan? I don’t think so, bottle
Of Moët chilling nicely ready to go with food.
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
New Year’s Day park run - let’s go 🥳🏃🏻
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Happy new year to you all. I wish you all the best for 2026. Let’s do this 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Happy new year all. May 2026 bring you everything you want and need. ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thank you Michael for the paid out year - very thoughtful ❤️👌🏻
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Absolutely lovely morning for it. Only event number 3, good to get another new one ticked off! 🏃🏻🏃🏻❤️
December 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Looking the neighbours bins to see if I can danger dump bags into them without being caught. No collections until the new year - desperate times and all that. 👀 🗑️
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Christmas @parkrunUK done 👍🏻 🥳🥂
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And that’s it, we are ready! 🥳❤️ now let’s plough some mulled wine 🍷
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
💁🏻‍♂️ 🎅🏻 🎄 🎁
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December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Honestly Terry’s chocolate orange popping candy is going to cause me to become a large bear 🐻 by the end of this festive period. 🐷
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Honestly well wrapped presents 🎁 make me hard. Ribbons and bows I’m on my knees.
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM