Wannabe Hoekage
@jcsugar.bsky.social
I'm the nicest Capricorn you'll ever meet
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30, Flirty, and Evil
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30, Flirty, and Evil
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Wannabe Hoekage
@jcsugar.bsky.social
· Jan 30
And introduction for the masses ig.
I'm JC, a mildly disgruntled Capricorn from the South. I am in my 30s, I'm flirty, and most importantly, I'm evil. I'm here for the memes, not the bullshit. Part time gamer, full time menace. Be cool or be gone.
I'm JC, a mildly disgruntled Capricorn from the South. I am in my 30s, I'm flirty, and most importantly, I'm evil. I'm here for the memes, not the bullshit. Part time gamer, full time menace. Be cool or be gone.
Fat men are literally so FINE to me and I wish they knew it.
I also wish the didnt disparage fat women but thats another story for anything day!
I also wish the didnt disparage fat women but thats another story for anything day!
July 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fat men are literally so FINE to me and I wish they knew it.
I also wish the didnt disparage fat women but thats another story for anything day!
I also wish the didnt disparage fat women but thats another story for anything day!
Some people only speak crashout and you gotta talk yo them accordingly
May 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Some people only speak crashout and you gotta talk yo them accordingly
Not to wear a tinfoil hat, but there is no small part of me that believes no child left behind was a small piece of a larger plot to create an incredibly gullible and uneducated generation that is more susceptible to propaganda and right wing politics.
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not to wear a tinfoil hat, but there is no small part of me that believes no child left behind was a small piece of a larger plot to create an incredibly gullible and uneducated generation that is more susceptible to propaganda and right wing politics.
New hobby: making kawaii photo cards for rappers. Behold! Should I make more?
February 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
New hobby: making kawaii photo cards for rappers. Behold! Should I make more?
The dating pool is full of piss and shit and vomit.
February 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The dating pool is full of piss and shit and vomit.
If you ever see me on bended knee in front of man with the intention to propose, please put a gun to the back of my head and send me back to God ABEG
February 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you ever see me on bended knee in front of man with the intention to propose, please put a gun to the back of my head and send me back to God ABEG
This is the type of friendship I want for my future partner. Like, hell yeah bro go engage in some healthy male companionship with the homies!
February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is the type of friendship I want for my future partner. Like, hell yeah bro go engage in some healthy male companionship with the homies!
I might have a surprised rest in my day and it would HEAL ME if that's the case
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I might have a surprised rest in my day and it would HEAL ME if that's the case
Bruh I'm fat and round and have a big dumb ass smile I'm not intimidating anyone lmao 1
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bruh I'm fat and round and have a big dumb ass smile I'm not intimidating anyone lmao 1
Gumball because his mom would lock him out the house until he won
8. Who would win in a fight - Gumball or Spongebob?
February 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gumball because his mom would lock him out the house until he won
One of my favorite music weirdos, love this man's art DOWN
February 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One of my favorite music weirdos, love this man's art DOWN
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I want a long enduring hug. And a whisper in my ear everything is going to be okay.
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I want a long enduring hug. And a whisper in my ear everything is going to be okay.
Being Black is the best thing I've ever done i SWEAR
February 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Being Black is the best thing I've ever done i SWEAR
My next partner has to be a verified yapper and a certified nosey bitch. I wanna be dicked down and then gossip in bed PLEASE
February 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My next partner has to be a verified yapper and a certified nosey bitch. I wanna be dicked down and then gossip in bed PLEASE
WE AIN'T GETTING NO YOUNGER WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
WE AIN'T GETTING NO YOUNGER WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT
MEET ME AT THE ALTER IN YOUR WHITE DRESS
February 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
MEET ME AT THE ALTER IN YOUR WHITE DRESS
I went to a cigar bar with my homegirl and she snapped this iconic pic
February 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I went to a cigar bar with my homegirl and she snapped this iconic pic
Never sleeping in a wet spot EVER AGAIN I'd have my shit gerrymandered all to hell!
February 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Never sleeping in a wet spot EVER AGAIN I'd have my shit gerrymandered all to hell!
This salmon ceasar salad i made for lunch don't taste like lemon pepper wings and ranch and ion like that 😭
February 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This salmon ceasar salad i made for lunch don't taste like lemon pepper wings and ranch and ion like that 😭
Remember kids, patriarchy is bad for EVERYONE
It’s not enough to agree with women. You need to be spearheading these discussions with your homeboys. You need to be at these rallies and donating to clinics.
February 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Remember kids, patriarchy is bad for EVERYONE
Trump being a Gemini is not a good look for you air signs. Yall gon have to fight back.
February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump being a Gemini is not a good look for you air signs. Yall gon have to fight back.
If I see one more yuck mouf buck tooth knock kneed European say "i CaNT bELIevE hALf yOUR CouNTRy vOTed foR tHis!!!" I'm going to curse their bloodline
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If I see one more yuck mouf buck tooth knock kneed European say "i CaNT bELIevE hALf yOUR CouNTRy vOTed foR tHis!!!" I'm going to curse their bloodline
All I learned from Kendrick's Grammy win is that I don't have to be a hater... I can be a wildly successful hater if I hate hard enough.
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All I learned from Kendrick's Grammy win is that I don't have to be a hater... I can be a wildly successful hater if I hate hard enough.
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I'm glad Doechii won Best Rap Album because she deserves it but also because it's making certain people have a meltdown and I just love that 💕
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm glad Doechii won Best Rap Album because she deserves it but also because it's making certain people have a meltdown and I just love that 💕