Jack
jburrus.bsky.social
Jack
@jburrus.bsky.social
Software engineer
Dog dad
Secret third Mario brother
Do you think they made Cynthia Erivo do an American accent because if Elphaba were British, she'd think "wicked" was a compliment?
January 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think my life peaked during #SonicMovie3

It's all downhill from here
December 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I hope everyone is doing their part in the War on Christmas this year.

I'm thinking about doing a "reverse Santa" thing where I steal presents from kids, but I'm open to suggestions
December 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Friendly reminder. Capitalism is a pyramid scheme that depends on stagnation and high death rates to make room for new generations to enter the workforce. Take care of people's needs, allow them to simplify work without risking their livelihood, and promote creative freedom and the economy prospers.
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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making an indiana jones game first person is insane, because a big part of the appeal of indiana jones is looking at harrison ford shirtless with a whip
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I'm already 200 pages into Wind and Truth. I can't wait to finish the remaining *checks number of pages left* ah, nevermind

#StormlightArchive
December 7, 2024 at 7:02 PM
First guy to taste soap: Kinda tastes like cilantro

Second guy: No it doesn't
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM