John B. Graeber
@jbgraeber.bsky.social
Reader, writer, sailor. #plutotruther. Prob eating tacos in a parking lot.
Pinned
50 years ago, the Edmund Fitzgerald began her final voyage across Lake Superior. Less than 36 hours later she vanished.
Five decades later "Why?" is still a mystery.
Starting tomorrow, I'll tell the story of her final hours on the lake - as they happened.
Five decades later "Why?" is still a mystery.
Starting tomorrow, I'll tell the story of her final hours on the lake - as they happened.
Damn. Those Swedes man. They know how to sling that rock. 🥌
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Damn. Those Swedes man. They know how to sling that rock. 🥌
Destiny is calling
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Destiny is calling
My most old man opinion is that figure skaters should always skate to classical music.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
My most old man opinion is that figure skaters should always skate to classical music.
NBC hosting the Olympics from...the Super Bowl...is the most American thing ever.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
NBC hosting the Olympics from...the Super Bowl...is the most American thing ever.
omg the Tight Ends commercial 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
omg the Tight Ends commercial 😂
At every Olympics I wish there was a normie attempting each event to illustrate how insane this stuff is.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
At every Olympics I wish there was a normie attempting each event to illustrate how insane this stuff is.
Lindsay Vonn out here skiing Olympic Downhill on a torn ACL. Meanwhile, I stand up from the couch wrong and I'm out for a week.
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lindsay Vonn out here skiing Olympic Downhill on a torn ACL. Meanwhile, I stand up from the couch wrong and I'm out for a week.
Have you ever noticed the personal responsibility people never take responsibility for anything?
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Have you ever noticed the personal responsibility people never take responsibility for anything?
11yo, who until 30 minutes ago didn't know curling existed:
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
11yo, who until 30 minutes ago didn't know curling existed:
Me for 3 years and 50 weeks: Canadians are quirky, fun, kind! Great neighbors! No complaints.
Me for two weeks during the Olympics.
Me for two weeks during the Olympics.
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i loathe you
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i loathe you
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Me for 3 years and 50 weeks: Canadians are quirky, fun, kind! Great neighbors! No complaints.
Me for two weeks during the Olympics.
Me for two weeks during the Olympics.
"there's nothing fake about those abs"
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"there's nothing fake about those abs"
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Y'all, the Team USA mixed doubles curling team at the olympics is Cory and Korey. 🥌
a woman wearing a sequined kimono and hoop earrings is smiling and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman wearing a sequined kimono and hoop earrings is smiling and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Y'all, the Team USA mixed doubles curling team at the olympics is Cory and Korey. 🥌
I've heard stories of baseball GMs literally sending guys to the opposing dugout of the team they're playing that day. I could never.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I've heard stories of baseball GMs literally sending guys to the opposing dugout of the team they're playing that day. I could never.
Man, I just love these Pistons.
a basketball player wearing a jersey with the number 0 on it
ALT: a basketball player wearing a jersey with the number 0 on it
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Man, I just love these Pistons.
I've been watching basketball for 35 years and I still don't know how pick and rolls are so effective.
Every time the defense is like "omg 😱, what just happened"
Every time the defense is like "omg 😱, what just happened"
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I've been watching basketball for 35 years and I still don't know how pick and rolls are so effective.
Every time the defense is like "omg 😱, what just happened"
Every time the defense is like "omg 😱, what just happened"
Me to 11yo and 13yo: When you see momma or me reading you need to not interrupt unless it's important.
13yo *ten minutes later:* I'm gonna need to poop soon!
13yo *ten minutes later:* I'm gonna need to poop soon!
a close up of a man 's face with #schitts creek written on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with #schitts creek written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Me to 11yo and 13yo: When you see momma or me reading you need to not interrupt unless it's important.
13yo *ten minutes later:* I'm gonna need to poop soon!
13yo *ten minutes later:* I'm gonna need to poop soon!
Sunday before the Super Bowl vibes
a man standing in front of a swimming pool
ALT: a man standing in front of a swimming pool
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Sunday before the Super Bowl vibes
I'm as self conscious as they come, but I cannot even conceive the level of self loathing that must exist to require this level of affirmation.
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I'm as self conscious as they come, but I cannot even conceive the level of self loathing that must exist to require this level of affirmation.
This looks like the Curiosity Mars Rover took a picture of its morning coffee.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This looks like the Curiosity Mars Rover took a picture of its morning coffee.
Wild that so many great basketball players have just decided, "yeah, I don't play defense."
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Wild that so many great basketball players have just decided, "yeah, I don't play defense."
I just selected a book from my bookshelf for my next read, instead of buying a new book.
Did any of you know this is possible? I had no idea.
Did any of you know this is possible? I had no idea.
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I just selected a book from my bookshelf for my next read, instead of buying a new book.
Did any of you know this is possible? I had no idea.
Did any of you know this is possible? I had no idea.