Almost posted a joke then that would have offended mind readers. What was I thinking?
March 2, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Almost posted a joke then that would have offended mind readers. What was I thinking?
It's National Margarita Day today.
Love pizza
Love pizza
February 22, 2024 at 6:03 AM
It's National Margarita Day today.
Love pizza
Love pizza
Don't you just hate it when you get parts of songs stuck in your head? You know. With a little bit of this and a little bit of that
February 19, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Don't you just hate it when you get parts of songs stuck in your head? You know. With a little bit of this and a little bit of that
I spend my spare time stealing garments from my foes. You know what they say "keep your free ends closed and your enemies clothes sir"
February 18, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I spend my spare time stealing garments from my foes. You know what they say "keep your free ends closed and your enemies clothes sir"
My life is like a roller coaster because I want people to wee on me.
February 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM
My life is like a roller coaster because I want people to wee on me.
Snippets from prison diaries are often taken out of context.
January 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Snippets from prison diaries are often taken out of context.
We're all guilty of the odd grammatical error but netherthefewer there's always pedant to point it out.
January 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
We're all guilty of the odd grammatical error but netherthefewer there's always pedant to point it out.
If anyone was wondering how well I slept last night just know I woke up about 12:20 for a piss. I then spent the next 5 hours thinking about the mutant part of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Is it the fact these turtles have fingers and toes? Make it make sense
January 17, 2024 at 5:57 AM
If anyone was wondering how well I slept last night just know I woke up about 12:20 for a piss. I then spent the next 5 hours thinking about the mutant part of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Is it the fact these turtles have fingers and toes? Make it make sense
I always get confused between homophones and heteronyms.....Oh! Wait a minute
January 12, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I always get confused between homophones and heteronyms.....Oh! Wait a minute
Just tattooed "Yeah Christmas was nice thanks" on my face in preparation for returning to work this morning
January 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Just tattooed "Yeah Christmas was nice thanks" on my face in preparation for returning to work this morning
Trip Advisor: Ice Hotel, Sweden
Cold rooms
Hard beds
Frosty reception
⭐
Cold rooms
Hard beds
Frosty reception
⭐
January 7, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Trip Advisor: Ice Hotel, Sweden
Cold rooms
Hard beds
Frosty reception
⭐
Cold rooms
Hard beds
Frosty reception
⭐
The Spice Girls are to feature on commemorative stamps celebrating their 30th anniversary. Brilliant! As a teenage boy I really, really wanted to lick their backside.
January 5, 2024 at 6:19 AM
The Spice Girls are to feature on commemorative stamps celebrating their 30th anniversary. Brilliant! As a teenage boy I really, really wanted to lick their backside.
I'm glad I didn't set my new years resolution as not eating crap. Me pouring three mince pies and clotted cream down my face hole may have broke it.
January 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I'm glad I didn't set my new years resolution as not eating crap. Me pouring three mince pies and clotted cream down my face hole may have broke it.
Anyone know if Google is open today?
January 1, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Anyone know if Google is open today?
Happy St Stephen's Day. He was the guy who invented the stutter.
December 26, 2023 at 9:31 AM
Happy St Stephen's Day. He was the guy who invented the stutter.
It would have been Barry Chuckles birthday today which can only mean one thing. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas to me.
December 24, 2023 at 7:39 AM
It would have been Barry Chuckles birthday today which can only mean one thing. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas to me.
Can't believe in this day of cancel culture that 5:20am is still a thing.
December 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Can't believe in this day of cancel culture that 5:20am is still a thing.
I remember when I was 8, for christmas I wanted a Nintendo but they cost an arm and a leg so my mother had to go out and sell her body.
December 19, 2023 at 8:00 PM
I remember when I was 8, for christmas I wanted a Nintendo but they cost an arm and a leg so my mother had to go out and sell her body.
Only 6 more naturally recurring states of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles, and reduced interactions with surroundings until people stop using 'sleeps' as a unit of time.
December 19, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Only 6 more naturally recurring states of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles, and reduced interactions with surroundings until people stop using 'sleeps' as a unit of time.
Echo & The Bunneymen had a resounding affect on the music industry.
December 16, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Echo & The Bunneymen had a resounding affect on the music industry.
Times are hard this Christmas so regrettably I'm selling my retriever dog.
Any idea what it might fetch?
Any idea what it might fetch?
December 16, 2023 at 8:43 AM
Times are hard this Christmas so regrettably I'm selling my retriever dog.
Any idea what it might fetch?
Any idea what it might fetch?