Jayqwellinn
@jayqwellinn.bsky.social
•Mr. Bing Chili Crisp Stan
•Paralegal
•NJ Born and Raised
•Mom to a super badass kid
•Dance Mom (but not the kind like on the show)
•Wishing I could get another dog
•Eagles || Phillies || Sixers || Flyers
•Thankful to live in a blue state 💙
•Paralegal
•NJ Born and Raised
•Mom to a super badass kid
•Dance Mom (but not the kind like on the show)
•Wishing I could get another dog
•Eagles || Phillies || Sixers || Flyers
•Thankful to live in a blue state 💙
The man singing terribly in that Burger King commercial should be ashamed of himself for subjecting the rest of us to it.
January 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The man singing terribly in that Burger King commercial should be ashamed of himself for subjecting the rest of us to it.
Birds did better when I listened and didn’t watch so I didn’t actually watch a single play that last quarter. It was more than worth it 🦅🦅🦅🦅 #EAGLES
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Birds did better when I listened and didn’t watch so I didn’t actually watch a single play that last quarter. It was more than worth it 🦅🦅🦅🦅 #EAGLES
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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While none of them are artists I listened to religiously, I’d enjoy it if Snoop, Rascal Flatts, or Carrie Underwood came on shuffle. Not anymore. All deleted from my Apple library.
January 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
While none of them are artists I listened to religiously, I’d enjoy it if Snoop, Rascal Flatts, or Carrie Underwood came on shuffle. Not anymore. All deleted from my Apple library.
If Jared Verse threw Patrick Mahomes like he just threw Jalen Hurts, he would have 100% been flagged. It wasn’t a penalty but you cannot tell me Mahomes wouldn’t have gotten that call.
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If Jared Verse threw Patrick Mahomes like he just threw Jalen Hurts, he would have 100% been flagged. It wasn’t a penalty but you cannot tell me Mahomes wouldn’t have gotten that call.
It really is hard to put into words at this point how much I hate seeing the Chiefs win.
January 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It really is hard to put into words at this point how much I hate seeing the Chiefs win.
A janitor in NJ plead guilty to contaminating ELEMENTARY SCHOOL cafeteria food with bodily fluids including saliva, urine, and feces. He was also found with child porn on his computer. Want to know how much time he’s going to get? 8 years max. An actual joke.
Former NJ school janitor accused of tainting food with bodily fluids pleads guilty
In another incident, police say Giovanni Impellizzeri touched his private areas with bread, spit on it, and then put the bread back into a container to be served to students.
6abc.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A janitor in NJ plead guilty to contaminating ELEMENTARY SCHOOL cafeteria food with bodily fluids including saliva, urine, and feces. He was also found with child porn on his computer. Want to know how much time he’s going to get? 8 years max. An actual joke.
The thing is he hasn’t even been sworn in yet. I honestly don’t think I can handle four years of this shit.
We could have an educated, graceful, competent leader and we’re stuck with this orange fucktard who thinks he can make Canada the 51st state.
We could have an educated, graceful, competent leader and we’re stuck with this orange fucktard who thinks he can make Canada the 51st state.
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The thing is he hasn’t even been sworn in yet. I honestly don’t think I can handle four years of this shit.
We could have an educated, graceful, competent leader and we’re stuck with this orange fucktard who thinks he can make Canada the 51st state.
We could have an educated, graceful, competent leader and we’re stuck with this orange fucktard who thinks he can make Canada the 51st state.
“Shrinking” really is one of the best shows I’ve seen in some time. Every single character is my favorite and the maturity of it and emotions it will pull out of you will leave you so exhausted but every second is 100% worth it. So so good.
January 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Shrinking” really is one of the best shows I’ve seen in some time. Every single character is my favorite and the maturity of it and emotions it will pull out of you will leave you so exhausted but every second is 100% worth it. So so good.
When a person receives an out of office message with an explicit return date, why would the send a follow-up email before said return date? I didn’t look at the first email, and I didn’t look at your follow up. I was out of the office.
January 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When a person receives an out of office message with an explicit return date, why would the send a follow-up email before said return date? I didn’t look at the first email, and I didn’t look at your follow up. I was out of the office.
Just got sugaring done for the first time (rather than waxing). I wouldn’t call it enjoyable, but it was much more enjoyable than waxing and not nearly as painful as I thought it’d be.
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Just got sugaring done for the first time (rather than waxing). I wouldn’t call it enjoyable, but it was much more enjoyable than waxing and not nearly as painful as I thought it’d be.
Home Vikings games are the worst to watch thanks to that damn skol horn.
December 29, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Home Vikings games are the worst to watch thanks to that damn skol horn.
What’s one of the best things of living alone, you ask? When I decide what I want to order for dinner, there’s no one to chime in and tell me they’re not in the mood for it.
December 29, 2024 at 10:26 PM
What’s one of the best things of living alone, you ask? When I decide what I want to order for dinner, there’s no one to chime in and tell me they’re not in the mood for it.
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RIP Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
RIP Jimmy Carter.
Finally had a chance to watch Beyoncé’s halftime performance from Christmas Day. She is unreal. There are maybe one or two current artists who come close to her when it comes to putting on a performance and a complete show, but she’s really in a league of her own.
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Finally had a chance to watch Beyoncé’s halftime performance from Christmas Day. She is unreal. There are maybe one or two current artists who come close to her when it comes to putting on a performance and a complete show, but she’s really in a league of her own.
Everyone in the Kohls/Amazon return line (which is 100 feet long) is talking shit about the woman who wasn’t prepared to return shit and is on speakerphone with her man asking him to text return labels to her.
December 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Everyone in the Kohls/Amazon return line (which is 100 feet long) is talking shit about the woman who wasn’t prepared to return shit and is on speakerphone with her man asking him to text return labels to her.
Currently driving behind a Progressive Insurance car that hasn’t cleaned all of the snow and ice off the top of their car. Of course if an ice chunk flew off and hit me, they’d probably deny liability.
December 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Currently driving behind a Progressive Insurance car that hasn’t cleaned all of the snow and ice off the top of their car. Of course if an ice chunk flew off and hit me, they’d probably deny liability.
•Sea Salt Caramel Chocolate Chip
•Raspberry Tahini Thumbprint
•Peppermint Bark
•Pomegranate Shortbread
•Lemon Ricotta
Started with Nestlé Toll House, now we here. #FoodSky
•Raspberry Tahini Thumbprint
•Peppermint Bark
•Pomegranate Shortbread
•Lemon Ricotta
Started with Nestlé Toll House, now we here. #FoodSky
December 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
•Sea Salt Caramel Chocolate Chip
•Raspberry Tahini Thumbprint
•Peppermint Bark
•Pomegranate Shortbread
•Lemon Ricotta
Started with Nestlé Toll House, now we here. #FoodSky
•Raspberry Tahini Thumbprint
•Peppermint Bark
•Pomegranate Shortbread
•Lemon Ricotta
Started with Nestlé Toll House, now we here. #FoodSky
Man, if you ever want to deliver a sick burn to someone, just take notes from “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft. My man read the Grinch dead to rights. I would never recover.
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Man, if you ever want to deliver a sick burn to someone, just take notes from “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft. My man read the Grinch dead to rights. I would never recover.
Grocery shopping the Sunday before Christmas AND my sock has fallen down inside my shoe. The universe is testing me today
December 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Grocery shopping the Sunday before Christmas AND my sock has fallen down inside my shoe. The universe is testing me today