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jayleevt.bsky.social
Jaylee the Jelly
@jayleevt.bsky.social
🪼 Vtuber. Writer. Game Dev. 🪼 she/her 🪼 nonBInary ho ho 🪼
http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
love waking up and my whole shoulder is like "TIME TO BE IN AGONIZING PAIN!!!!!!" why??? what did I do to you??? what sort of nonsense was i doing in my sleep???
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
can i give out my address to receive cards even though I am too broke to send cards 🥹 i will post pictures of my dogs beside the cards in return
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
seeking someone who will fight bosses in genshin for me, in exchange I will go on voice and say "omg woww~ you're so good at this!!! ahhh thank you~~" in a very cute girl voice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i want whoever keeps voting for daylight savings time to come to my home and explain to my dog why she's not getting her pills (read: CHEESE) at the same time anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hate job hunting so much. Aaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to afford rent and food, someone hire me
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
some people have celebrity crushes.

i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me: I don't like most adult american cartoons. like south park, family guy, the one with the four ugly men by the grill
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
people compliment my cross stitches and I'm like "you want it?" lol. like MY HOBBY IS MAKING THE CROSS STITCH, NOT DISPLAYING THEM. I literally have a stack of finished projects and no idea what to do with them. I HAVE SO MANY.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the thing that drives me insane about the manga "Given" is like how tf do you write a story where COMPOSING SONG LYRICS is a massive part of the plot and character development

BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.

IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by Jaylee the Jelly
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
also black shows every single dog hair, crumb, dust, dandruff, whatever the fuck else. LOVE YOURSELF, DON'T CROSS STICH ON BLACK FABRIC.
This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i tried to clap behind my back as part of a routine I remembered from high school and felt my shoulders snap crackle pop in like 6 different ways
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
when someone is like "btw just let me know if I make you uncomfortable!!!! if I say anything feel free to call me out!!!"

and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
what is it with vtubers and not taking basic care of themselves (i am part of the problem)
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
it bothers me when I see female facecam streamers who are dressed up in gorgeous makeup everyday, cute background, sometimes cosplay

while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone (2017)

Man I miss having blue hair
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
finally got up the courage to tell my cute dentist that he looks like Lee Pace.

1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared
2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life

(there's more)
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
apparently the YOUTH are making happy faces like ÷D bro what the fuck I had to google how to even make the ÷ sign (which I learned is called an obelus??????)
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
growing up in the 90s, the grocery store every halloween would build a little castle you could walk through out of soda boxes. they did one for christmas too with fake snow on it and stuff.

was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Im bisexual and like. not a single man I've been with has been straight. Or wasn't by the time we were over 😂 😂
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love the open world exploration part of Genshin. But I *suck* at action combat type games, so when I have to fight bosses I just die.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I feel bad for artists these days. People in comments will be like "IT'S AI! LOOK, HER EARS ARE DRAWN LIKE SHIT, IT'S AI" and I just imagine the artist over there like " ;__; no i just can't draw ears"
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
horror Tamagotchi anyone? (Source: x.com/basement_ver...)
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i can write but can't draw. i need an artist to fall in love with my work so all these cool ideas can have art and stuff instead of just like WALLS OF TEXT
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM