Jaylee the Jellyfish
@jayleevt.bsky.social
🪼 Vtuber. Writer. Game Dev. 🪼 she/her 🪼 nonBInary ho ho 🪼
http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
I'm crying lmfao www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
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January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm crying lmfao www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
i would play genshin so much more if I could just auto-farm for the stuff I need. The story, characters, exploration? AMAZING. The stupid grindy "you need 40 of these items to level up. btw you only get 2 each time you beat the boss" thing makes me wanna delete the game
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i would play genshin so much more if I could just auto-farm for the stuff I need. The story, characters, exploration? AMAZING. The stupid grindy "you need 40 of these items to level up. btw you only get 2 each time you beat the boss" thing makes me wanna delete the game
playing games from triple-A publishers is weird. 'cause if something's broken in an indie game I can go to steam forums like "hey this quest is broken" and after like 8 other people go "yeah it messed up for me too" the dev will show up like "shit sorry fixed!"
AAA games? it's just broken forever
AAA games? it's just broken forever
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
playing games from triple-A publishers is weird. 'cause if something's broken in an indie game I can go to steam forums like "hey this quest is broken" and after like 8 other people go "yeah it messed up for me too" the dev will show up like "shit sorry fixed!"
AAA games? it's just broken forever
AAA games? it's just broken forever
My fav kind of harem in anime is when the guy actively does not want this attention but keeps accumulating hot women who follow him around anyway. And he's just trying to do his own thing like omfg leave me aloooooonnneee stop trying to touch meeeee.
Yknow. Like a cat.
Yknow. Like a cat.
there are loads of shonen anime chars that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My fav kind of harem in anime is when the guy actively does not want this attention but keeps accumulating hot women who follow him around anyway. And he's just trying to do his own thing like omfg leave me aloooooonnneee stop trying to touch meeeee.
Yknow. Like a cat.
Yknow. Like a cat.
there are loads of shonen anime chars that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
there are loads of shonen anime chars that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
.......there is not a single harem anime protagonist that real life women want to fuck
I finally started working on the big spreadsheet of all the characters and voice actors I care about. I've daydreamed about doing this for literally months lmfao.
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I finally started working on the big spreadsheet of all the characters and voice actors I care about. I've daydreamed about doing this for literally months lmfao.
all my friends know sea creatures are my special interest, which means every time anyone I know goes to an aquarium, they send me tons of pics and videos. It's so delightful.
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
all my friends know sea creatures are my special interest, which means every time anyone I know goes to an aquarium, they send me tons of pics and videos. It's so delightful.
the problem with honkai impact 3 is that I only care about vampire grown up Luna and Sirin lol. And they are such minor chars they basically only existed in events years ago ;__;
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
the problem with honkai impact 3 is that I only care about vampire grown up Luna and Sirin lol. And they are such minor chars they basically only existed in events years ago ;__;
*sobbing* I PUT HIS WINGS ON UPSIDE DOWN. THE BLACK DOTS ON HIS FACE ARE HIS ANTENNA. AAAAAAAAAHHHGGG
I sewed a tiny Minecraft bee 🐝
Burts beeees for scale
Burts beeees for scale
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
*sobbing* I PUT HIS WINGS ON UPSIDE DOWN. THE BLACK DOTS ON HIS FACE ARE HIS ANTENNA. AAAAAAAAAHHHGGG
I sewed a tiny Minecraft bee 🐝
Burts beeees for scale
Burts beeees for scale
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I sewed a tiny Minecraft bee 🐝
Burts beeees for scale
Burts beeees for scale
picture this: LARP, but instead of medieval fighting stuff, we dress up and LARP a prestigious aristocratic boarding school like in an otome game
(I'm watching Secrets of the Silent Witch lol)
(I'm watching Secrets of the Silent Witch lol)
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
picture this: LARP, but instead of medieval fighting stuff, we dress up and LARP a prestigious aristocratic boarding school like in an otome game
(I'm watching Secrets of the Silent Witch lol)
(I'm watching Secrets of the Silent Witch lol)
Can this stop happening in my Manga pls kthnx 🤢
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Can this stop happening in my Manga pls kthnx 🤢
y'all remember strawberry panic?
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
y'all remember strawberry panic?
Randomly remembered years ago my friend was like "I'm having a procedure tomorrow at the hospital"
Next day I get a horribly misspelled message that says "I forgot how much drugs are drugs"
Next day I get a horribly misspelled message that says "I forgot how much drugs are drugs"
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Randomly remembered years ago my friend was like "I'm having a procedure tomorrow at the hospital"
Next day I get a horribly misspelled message that says "I forgot how much drugs are drugs"
Next day I get a horribly misspelled message that says "I forgot how much drugs are drugs"
anime character takes bite of food
"the richness of the umami flavor is bursting through each bite of this juicy meat. the smooth sauce cuts through the oil and leaves a refreshing aftertaste. the crispy outside and tender inside create a complementary balance of savory flavor that--"
"the richness of the umami flavor is bursting through each bite of this juicy meat. the smooth sauce cuts through the oil and leaves a refreshing aftertaste. the crispy outside and tender inside create a complementary balance of savory flavor that--"
a person is holding a spoon of food in front of a cafe country sign
Alt: anime girl taking a bite of food and looking very happy
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December 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
anime character takes bite of food
"the richness of the umami flavor is bursting through each bite of this juicy meat. the smooth sauce cuts through the oil and leaves a refreshing aftertaste. the crispy outside and tender inside create a complementary balance of savory flavor that--"
"the richness of the umami flavor is bursting through each bite of this juicy meat. the smooth sauce cuts through the oil and leaves a refreshing aftertaste. the crispy outside and tender inside create a complementary balance of savory flavor that--"
anime "Banished Court Magician Aims to be the Strongest" .... these two (Krasia & Olivia) are giving me such strong yuri vibes
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
anime "Banished Court Magician Aims to be the Strongest" .... these two (Krasia & Olivia) are giving me such strong yuri vibes
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so some lesbianashley lore:
i have no idea how or why but this random man from india got my snapchat almost 8 years ago and we’ve had a snapchat streak since then (it’s literally 2,858 days long). (1/3)
i have no idea how or why but this random man from india got my snapchat almost 8 years ago and we’ve had a snapchat streak since then (it’s literally 2,858 days long). (1/3)
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so some lesbianashley lore:
i have no idea how or why but this random man from india got my snapchat almost 8 years ago and we’ve had a snapchat streak since then (it’s literally 2,858 days long). (1/3)
i have no idea how or why but this random man from india got my snapchat almost 8 years ago and we’ve had a snapchat streak since then (it’s literally 2,858 days long). (1/3)
I am once again reminding people: if you are wondering if you're sick/injured enough for the ER, do not google your symptoms.
google "ASK A NURSE LINE" for your area (US). They are free. 100% free. And a medical professional will tell you whether to go to the ER or no. FREE. LICENSED NURSE.
google "ASK A NURSE LINE" for your area (US). They are free. 100% free. And a medical professional will tell you whether to go to the ER or no. FREE. LICENSED NURSE.
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am once again reminding people: if you are wondering if you're sick/injured enough for the ER, do not google your symptoms.
google "ASK A NURSE LINE" for your area (US). They are free. 100% free. And a medical professional will tell you whether to go to the ER or no. FREE. LICENSED NURSE.
google "ASK A NURSE LINE" for your area (US). They are free. 100% free. And a medical professional will tell you whether to go to the ER or no. FREE. LICENSED NURSE.
there's a big difference between having a crush / being attracted to someone... and wanting to commit to dating them. Thinking back, a lot of the confusion and heartache I've seen friends go through is when somebody expresses one without the other.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
there's a big difference between having a crush / being attracted to someone... and wanting to commit to dating them. Thinking back, a lot of the confusion and heartache I've seen friends go through is when somebody expresses one without the other.
I made a compilation video of the best clips I took in @halfmoonjoe.com's streams this year. PLS MAKE YOUR OWN I WANNA SEE!!!! youtu.be/yNrf94HXIoA
Halfmoonjoe 2025 Fav Moments
YouTube video by Jaylee the Jelly
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December 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I made a compilation video of the best clips I took in @halfmoonjoe.com's streams this year. PLS MAKE YOUR OWN I WANNA SEE!!!! youtu.be/yNrf94HXIoA
Woke up at 4am. Immediately press ganged into service dealing with dog covering every surface of our home in liquid diarrhea
My shirt was immediately covered in poop.
Bubbles has zero chill and was panicking the whole time. Thus liquid poop being strewn about even worse.
My shirt was immediately covered in poop.
Bubbles has zero chill and was panicking the whole time. Thus liquid poop being strewn about even worse.
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Woke up at 4am. Immediately press ganged into service dealing with dog covering every surface of our home in liquid diarrhea
My shirt was immediately covered in poop.
Bubbles has zero chill and was panicking the whole time. Thus liquid poop being strewn about even worse.
My shirt was immediately covered in poop.
Bubbles has zero chill and was panicking the whole time. Thus liquid poop being strewn about even worse.
a well meaning person told me my dog had crossed the "rainbow bridge" and I was just
🤔 to valhalla?
🤔 to valhalla?
December 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
a well meaning person told me my dog had crossed the "rainbow bridge" and I was just
🤔 to valhalla?
🤔 to valhalla?
every time I have a crush on someone my brain is like "what if we pretended to be drunk and then confessed our feelings and then if they reject us we can be like hahah oh silly drinky meeee"
i have never once done this but my brain is like "THIS IS A GOOD IDEA" every single time
i have never once done this but my brain is like "THIS IS A GOOD IDEA" every single time
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
every time I have a crush on someone my brain is like "what if we pretended to be drunk and then confessed our feelings and then if they reject us we can be like hahah oh silly drinky meeee"
i have never once done this but my brain is like "THIS IS A GOOD IDEA" every single time
i have never once done this but my brain is like "THIS IS A GOOD IDEA" every single time
It's tiiiiime~ ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
At 3 pm (3 hrs from now) we'll be doing DUMB CHRISTMAS HIDDEN OBJECT GAME that i apparently bought in 2016 and have no recollection of. PREPARE FOR FESTIVITIES.
twitch.tv/jayleevt
(i rly hope this isn't the one joe did, that thing was cursed)
twitch.tv/jayleevt
(i rly hope this isn't the one joe did, that thing was cursed)
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's tiiiiime~ ٩(^ᴗ^)۶