Jaye Elise
@jayeelise.bsky.social
✍️ Author of naughty books
📚 Reader of naughty books
😈 Lover of naughty books
🔞 https://jayeelisewrites.com/
📚 Reader of naughty books
😈 Lover of naughty books
🔞 https://jayeelisewrites.com/
Moving across the US, hectic though it may be, has its moments! 🤣🐓
Thanks for the cock shots, Omaha!
Thanks for the cock shots, Omaha!
June 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Moving across the US, hectic though it may be, has its moments! 🤣🐓
Thanks for the cock shots, Omaha!
Thanks for the cock shots, Omaha!
Looking to beat the summer heat? Or maybe it's got you all worked up?? Either way, Rules of the Wild has got you covered!
Let Tobias take you to the wilds of Alaska...and then take you over his knee for the #spanking you need... 😈🍑🌶️
bit.ly/RulesWild
#OneHandedReads #erotica #KindleUnlimited
Let Tobias take you to the wilds of Alaska...and then take you over his knee for the #spanking you need... 😈🍑🌶️
bit.ly/RulesWild
#OneHandedReads #erotica #KindleUnlimited
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Looking to beat the summer heat? Or maybe it's got you all worked up?? Either way, Rules of the Wild has got you covered!
Let Tobias take you to the wilds of Alaska...and then take you over his knee for the #spanking you need... 😈🍑🌶️
bit.ly/RulesWild
#OneHandedReads #erotica #KindleUnlimited
Let Tobias take you to the wilds of Alaska...and then take you over his knee for the #spanking you need... 😈🍑🌶️
bit.ly/RulesWild
#OneHandedReads #erotica #KindleUnlimited
In keeping with the theme of suggestive fruits and vegetables, I'd like to encourage everyone to eat...nutritiously. 😈🖤😏
#RipeForThePicking #PluggedPlum #WhoNeedsPeaches
#RipeForThePicking #PluggedPlum #WhoNeedsPeaches
June 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In keeping with the theme of suggestive fruits and vegetables, I'd like to encourage everyone to eat...nutritiously. 😈🖤😏
#RipeForThePicking #PluggedPlum #WhoNeedsPeaches
#RipeForThePicking #PluggedPlum #WhoNeedsPeaches
A great review for Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance!
Dontcha just love it when your #D/s #erotica resonates with folks?? 📚🌶️
Give it a read on #KindleUnlimited to find out exactly what poor Leila gets sentenced to... 😈 amzn.to/3HceriK
#OneHandedReads
Dontcha just love it when your #D/s #erotica resonates with folks?? 📚🌶️
Give it a read on #KindleUnlimited to find out exactly what poor Leila gets sentenced to... 😈 amzn.to/3HceriK
#OneHandedReads
June 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A great review for Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance!
Dontcha just love it when your #D/s #erotica resonates with folks?? 📚🌶️
Give it a read on #KindleUnlimited to find out exactly what poor Leila gets sentenced to... 😈 amzn.to/3HceriK
#OneHandedReads
Dontcha just love it when your #D/s #erotica resonates with folks?? 📚🌶️
Give it a read on #KindleUnlimited to find out exactly what poor Leila gets sentenced to... 😈 amzn.to/3HceriK
#OneHandedReads
Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance is available on #KindleUnlimited!
Nothing like a little #smutty escapism to ease you into the weekend, hmm? 😈📚🌶️ Enjoy... 😉
amzn.to/3HceriK
#D/s #kink #erotica #OneHandedReads
Nothing like a little #smutty escapism to ease you into the weekend, hmm? 😈📚🌶️ Enjoy... 😉
amzn.to/3HceriK
#D/s #kink #erotica #OneHandedReads
May 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance is available on #KindleUnlimited!
Nothing like a little #smutty escapism to ease you into the weekend, hmm? 😈📚🌶️ Enjoy... 😉
amzn.to/3HceriK
#D/s #kink #erotica #OneHandedReads
Nothing like a little #smutty escapism to ease you into the weekend, hmm? 😈📚🌶️ Enjoy... 😉
amzn.to/3HceriK
#D/s #kink #erotica #OneHandedReads
Why does this tomato I bought make me...feel things?? 😈🖤Hmmm...
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May 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why does this tomato I bought make me...feel things?? 😈🖤Hmmm...
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[At the airport this morning]
Me: Christ, I hate airports. I mean, what a wretched sea of humanity...all of us ushered through this theater of security...and for what?? AWFUL!!
Mr. Elise: You know that no one cares about your bad ID picture, right?
Me: That's NOT the point!!! 😡😆
Me: Christ, I hate airports. I mean, what a wretched sea of humanity...all of us ushered through this theater of security...and for what?? AWFUL!!
Mr. Elise: You know that no one cares about your bad ID picture, right?
Me: That's NOT the point!!! 😡😆
a group of people are standing in front of a machine that says duty officer
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a machine that says duty officer
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May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
[At the airport this morning]
Me: Christ, I hate airports. I mean, what a wretched sea of humanity...all of us ushered through this theater of security...and for what?? AWFUL!!
Mr. Elise: You know that no one cares about your bad ID picture, right?
Me: That's NOT the point!!! 😡😆
Me: Christ, I hate airports. I mean, what a wretched sea of humanity...all of us ushered through this theater of security...and for what?? AWFUL!!
Mr. Elise: You know that no one cares about your bad ID picture, right?
Me: That's NOT the point!!! 😡😆
Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance is now available on #KindleUnlimited! Need to #smut up your weekend a bit?? 😈🌶️😉 Look no further!
#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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May 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance is now available on #KindleUnlimited! Need to #smut up your weekend a bit?? 😈🌶️😉 Look no further!
#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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It's #ReleaseDay for my newest novel - Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance - and I'm thrilled to FINALLY be able to share it with you! It's available on #KindleUnlimited, so have a read and let me know what you think! 📚🎉🌟
#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
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May 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's #ReleaseDay for my newest novel - Sentenced: A Dark Doctor Romance - and I'm thrilled to FINALLY be able to share it with you! It's available on #KindleUnlimited, so have a read and let me know what you think! 📚🎉🌟
#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
www.amazon.com/Sentenced-Do...
#D/s #SpankingRomance #MedFet #OneHandedReads
www.amazon.com/Sentenced-Do...
PSA for all the many, many...many men running shirtless along the Butler Trail in Austin...
Wow. Just wow. 🤩🤤
#ATX #TheyShouldveSentAPoet #EyeCandy #ThankYouForYourService
Wow. Just wow. 🤩🤤
#ATX #TheyShouldveSentAPoet #EyeCandy #ThankYouForYourService
a man speaking into a microphone with the words " do n't you go changin ' " on the bottom
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " do n't you go changin ' " on the bottom
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April 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
PSA for all the many, many...many men running shirtless along the Butler Trail in Austin...
Wow. Just wow. 🤩🤤
#ATX #TheyShouldveSentAPoet #EyeCandy #ThankYouForYourService
Wow. Just wow. 🤩🤤
#ATX #TheyShouldveSentAPoet #EyeCandy #ThankYouForYourService
Head on over to my blog to check out my most recent #spanking story! 🍑👋 And enjoy... 😈🖤
#D/s #erotica #OneHandedReads #smut
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#D/s #erotica #OneHandedReads #smut
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The Dark Orange
“Where do you want me to take you today? What do you need?” Dominant though he was, he always requested her input before they started one of their sessions. He needed to understand where she was ph…
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April 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Head on over to my blog to check out my most recent #spanking story! 🍑👋 And enjoy... 😈🖤
#D/s #erotica #OneHandedReads #smut
jayeelisewrites.com/2025/04/21/t...
#D/s #erotica #OneHandedReads #smut
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Hot take: Why do most Christians celebrate Easter with the Judas Iscariot of meats? Ham.
I mean, I've never met a ham that hasn't betrayed me. 🤢
(Also, why the hell does this gif even exist??? Oh, ham...you continue to confound me.)
I mean, I've never met a ham that hasn't betrayed me. 🤢
(Also, why the hell does this gif even exist??? Oh, ham...you continue to confound me.)
a piece of meat is floating in space
ALT: a piece of meat is floating in space
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April 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hot take: Why do most Christians celebrate Easter with the Judas Iscariot of meats? Ham.
I mean, I've never met a ham that hasn't betrayed me. 🤢
(Also, why the hell does this gif even exist??? Oh, ham...you continue to confound me.)
I mean, I've never met a ham that hasn't betrayed me. 🤢
(Also, why the hell does this gif even exist??? Oh, ham...you continue to confound me.)
TFW you've got a story idea so positively evil that you might need to ask someone's permission to write it... 😈🖤🥵🌶️😈
#erotica #smut #BDSM #D/s #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother #InsertManiacalFiendLaughHere
#erotica #smut #BDSM #D/s #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother #InsertManiacalFiendLaughHere
April 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
TFW you've got a story idea so positively evil that you might need to ask someone's permission to write it... 😈🖤🥵🌶️😈
#erotica #smut #BDSM #D/s #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother #InsertManiacalFiendLaughHere
#erotica #smut #BDSM #D/s #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother #InsertManiacalFiendLaughHere
Less overwhelm and more whelm.
Less discombobulation and more recombobulation.
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Less overwhelm and more whelm.
May your #HumpDay contain all the sublime, irreverent idiocy of Kevin Klein's epic o-face in A Fish Called Wanda. #IYKYK
#DontCallMeStupid
#DontCallMeStupid
April 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
May your #HumpDay contain all the sublime, irreverent idiocy of Kevin Klein's epic o-face in A Fish Called Wanda. #IYKYK
#DontCallMeStupid
#DontCallMeStupid
Sometimes, the hardest part of being a submissive is knowing when and how to ask for help. 💗
The last week or so have been a bit rough on the writing front, but I know that He is my biggest fan and supporter. And that makes all the difference in the world. 🖤
The last week or so have been a bit rough on the writing front, but I know that He is my biggest fan and supporter. And that makes all the difference in the world. 🖤
April 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sometimes, the hardest part of being a submissive is knowing when and how to ask for help. 💗
The last week or so have been a bit rough on the writing front, but I know that He is my biggest fan and supporter. And that makes all the difference in the world. 🖤
The last week or so have been a bit rough on the writing front, but I know that He is my biggest fan and supporter. And that makes all the difference in the world. 🖤
Sooo...my new #erotic novel—Sentenced to the Doctor—will be coming out on April 18, and I can't wait to share it with you! 📚🌶️
A feisty rebel of a heroine in need of a firm hand, a doctor charged with carrying out her sentence, and #smut galore! 😈
#BDSM #spanking #MedFet #EroticLiterature
A feisty rebel of a heroine in need of a firm hand, a doctor charged with carrying out her sentence, and #smut galore! 😈
#BDSM #spanking #MedFet #EroticLiterature
April 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When the protagonist of your #erotica #WIP tries to get ahead of herself instead of allowing for a nice, slooooowww burn... 😈🖤🔥🥵
Don't worry, dear...you'll get what's coming to you... Eventually.😏
Don't worry, dear...you'll get what's coming to you... Eventually.😏
a cartoon cat is laying on top of another cat and says `` bad girl '' .
ALT: a cartoon cat is laying on top of another cat and says `` bad girl '' .
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April 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Me: [holding up the box with the glass anal plugs we ordered]
Mr. Elise: Are those Kirkland brand?
Narrator: They were not, in fact, Kirkland brand, but rest assured...they're sure to be a screaming deal. 😈🖤😂
#D/s #ButtStuff 🍑 #CostcoFTW
(In his defense, the box kinda looked like Kirkland!)
Mr. Elise: Are those Kirkland brand?
Narrator: They were not, in fact, Kirkland brand, but rest assured...they're sure to be a screaming deal. 😈🖤😂
#D/s #ButtStuff 🍑 #CostcoFTW
(In his defense, the box kinda looked like Kirkland!)
a man standing in front of a door with the words somebody need a hole plugged above him
ALT: a man standing in front of a door with the words somebody need a hole plugged above him
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March 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: [holding up the box with the glass anal plugs we ordered]
Mr. Elise: Are those Kirkland brand?
Narrator: They were not, in fact, Kirkland brand, but rest assured...they're sure to be a screaming deal. 😈🖤😂
#D/s #ButtStuff 🍑 #CostcoFTW
(In his defense, the box kinda looked like Kirkland!)
Mr. Elise: Are those Kirkland brand?
Narrator: They were not, in fact, Kirkland brand, but rest assured...they're sure to be a screaming deal. 😈🖤😂
#D/s #ButtStuff 🍑 #CostcoFTW
(In his defense, the box kinda looked like Kirkland!)
On this St. Patrick's Day, ☘️
Take a tip from your old pal Jaye.
Find yourself a hottie,
And keep your deeds naughty.
Wouldn't now be a nice time to play? 😈
(Also..."tip"...heh. 😏)
Take a tip from your old pal Jaye.
Find yourself a hottie,
And keep your deeds naughty.
Wouldn't now be a nice time to play? 😈
(Also..."tip"...heh. 😏)
a happy st. patrick 's day card with a penguin shaking shamrocks
ALT: a happy st. patrick 's day card with a penguin shaking shamrocks
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March 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
On this St. Patrick's Day, ☘️
Take a tip from your old pal Jaye.
Find yourself a hottie,
And keep your deeds naughty.
Wouldn't now be a nice time to play? 😈
(Also..."tip"...heh. 😏)
Take a tip from your old pal Jaye.
Find yourself a hottie,
And keep your deeds naughty.
Wouldn't now be a nice time to play? 😈
(Also..."tip"...heh. 😏)
Any pointers for making it through the day on one hour of sleep? 😴🥱😮💨
I've blown past punchy and am now firmly ensconced in the "everything's an innuendo" phase of exhaustion. It ain't pretty.
Send help. And coffee. Thx.
I've blown past punchy and am now firmly ensconced in the "everything's an innuendo" phase of exhaustion. It ain't pretty.
Send help. And coffee. Thx.
a cartoon girl says me right now in front of a red background
ALT: a cartoon girl says me right now in front of a red background
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March 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Any pointers for making it through the day on one hour of sleep? 😴🥱😮💨
I've blown past punchy and am now firmly ensconced in the "everything's an innuendo" phase of exhaustion. It ain't pretty.
Send help. And coffee. Thx.
I've blown past punchy and am now firmly ensconced in the "everything's an innuendo" phase of exhaustion. It ain't pretty.
Send help. And coffee. Thx.
Feeling a little poetic...and um...other things this morning. 😈🌶️
Did I mention Mr. Elise is out of town again?
#EroticPoetry #BDSM #D/s #erotica
Did I mention Mr. Elise is out of town again?
#EroticPoetry #BDSM #D/s #erotica
March 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Feeling a little poetic...and um...other things this morning. 😈🌶️
Did I mention Mr. Elise is out of town again?
#EroticPoetry #BDSM #D/s #erotica
Did I mention Mr. Elise is out of town again?
#EroticPoetry #BDSM #D/s #erotica
I’ve been on Bluesky for about a month now, and here is what the algorithm has seen fit to send my way:
Boobs
Artistically positioned penises
Boobs en français
Heart-breakingly beautiful poetry
Dank political memes
This scans. I’m not unhappy.
Boobs
Artistically positioned penises
Boobs en français
Heart-breakingly beautiful poetry
Dank political memes
This scans. I’m not unhappy.
a man with a mustache says actually i 'm not even mad that 's amazing ..
ALT: a man with a mustache says actually i 'm not even mad that 's amazing ..
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March 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’ve been on Bluesky for about a month now, and here is what the algorithm has seen fit to send my way:
Boobs
Artistically positioned penises
Boobs en français
Heart-breakingly beautiful poetry
Dank political memes
This scans. I’m not unhappy.
Boobs
Artistically positioned penises
Boobs en français
Heart-breakingly beautiful poetry
Dank political memes
This scans. I’m not unhappy.
I asked for hot button words, and folks delivered! 🔥 Here's the #D/s story I wrote, using their…submissions. 😏 Thanks, @darktingles.com, for sharing! 👍 (And sorry, @beardeddadbod.bsky.social, I'd already published when your buzz words came in!)
#smut #erotica
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#smut #erotica
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A Little D/s Vignette
Thank you to nora, Jon Grey, and Dark Tingles (from Bluesky) for contributing their hot button words in the comments of one of my recent posts. As promised, I’ve written a naughty little D/s vignet…
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March 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I asked for hot button words, and folks delivered! 🔥 Here's the #D/s story I wrote, using their…submissions. 😏 Thanks, @darktingles.com, for sharing! 👍 (And sorry, @beardeddadbod.bsky.social, I'd already published when your buzz words came in!)
#smut #erotica
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#smut #erotica
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