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jaybird992.bsky.social
Jaybird
@jaybird992.bsky.social
Just a girl talking to herself skizocore
18 yo
Bored and sleepy
My friends play Pokémon TCGP and they downloaded it on my phone, I don’t know shit about Pokémon watched a couple episodes as a kid but I like the art.

Anyways here’s the 2 packs I pulled

I like the meinshoa and woobat cards

#Pokémon
July 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Bitch ass birds eating my cilantro.
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I ran into a wall the other day and now I think I have a pericing bump on my piercing.

Shit hurts, I can barely get the mf back in after cleaning

Been 2 years with the bitch and might have to retire it
April 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thinking about starting intermittent fasting
April 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What does role tide mean?
March 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I wanna wake up btwn Ronald Mc Donald and jack in the box. Roll tide
March 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The gays are being gay

Went on a hike
March 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Andy beirsack (prob spelt wrong) could have everything. He’s so fine. Like damn. Like ahh
March 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Like my discord gc loves it so I’ll shut the fuck up just a random ass
“I saw a duck today”
followed by a
“I want a kogane baby rn like I need a man with a dead father and even hotter daddy”
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I love how I forget this app exists and then @xycron.tv will mention it in a emkay plug and I’ll be like damn I gotta add more random thoughts into the internet
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I need a man in a compression shirt and a motorcycle NOW
March 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The hottest thing a man OR WOMAN can do is have rubs and like when the stretch up the little pointy end bits show above their clothes like

DAMN

ok daddy/babygirl
March 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There has to be fucking cocaine in this damn rock
March 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I know im loved when my bitch if a dog chooses a piece of concrete over me. A fucking rock. She has carried around this peice of concrete everywhere for months. Like I’m saying from outside to inside to my bed to the damn kitchen.

A peice of concrete.
March 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A man with glasses can fuck me until I go blind.
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The one question I asked myself every day is

Do I continue or restart?

From either finishing a show or starting a new one or finalizing a novel or restarting from scratch.
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me when I’m better thanEveryone
February 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Btwn me and you.
The twins from tangled could get it!
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Brother- oh buy the way their selling FFA shirts
Me- oh okay make sure you get a cows size might fit you better
Brother- why are you so mean to me
Me- mooooo cow moooo
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Me- your fat.
Brother- Yk there’s people fatter then me
Me- did you eat them

Brother got burned he laughed
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Peak white people shit is making soup.
Anyways I made soup who wants some
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I went to a flea market got a big ass box of dvds, a cute ass Knick back shelf and a bunch of voltron (1980 one not the hot sexy awooga one) CDs all for 19 bucks
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The fact that Tubi refuses to let me watch my show because the Super Bowl is actually fucking wild
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What happens when another president does some cool shit? AND NOW RELEASING THE 7$ BILL
February 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who APPROVED the glee script?!
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM