Don’t argue with stupid people, just make sure they are using birth control.

Taking a road trip to go to Buc-ee’s…….am I white trash?

I read the Bible every night. It reminds me that there were other plagues outside of US politics.

Why does every place think Alabama BBQ sauce is white sauce? Dreamland BBQ what have you done to my birthplace?

@roywoodjr.bsky.social care to weigh in?

Unsung Legend. “Moms” was amazing.
youtu.be/oN6Mb4J68CM

“To lose weight you have to be selfish….”.

That’s it, no more recycling for me!

Ya, I’m at Disneyworld but the shirt says it all.

26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

Songs of Marriage: “32 bottles of shampoo in the shower. 32 bottles of shampoo…”