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jay2funny.bsky.social
@jay2funny.bsky.social
I wanna ruin our friendship
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why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing
IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE JUST REPLY WITH ANYTHING
October 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Attractive people being single is really scary
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Dandadan wasn't that good"
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I used to be a power ranger
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When you nutted in 3 seconds but she still treat you like a king
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“ay bro yo girl at this party with a..”

me:
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just realized that girls don't dress to impress boys, they dress to "out-dress" other girls. If they were trying to impress boys, they would run around naked
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Majority of Americans finna be in squid games season 3 coz they didn't read red note's terms and conditions
January 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I hate it when people say they don't like my music taste, I mean i don't like your face but i was quiet wasn't i?
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
nobody decline a call faster than a 3 year old watching youtube
January 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hate when my phone corrects "omw" to "On my way!" like bro i am NOT that excited
January 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
LMFAOOOOOO
January 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Now Watch Tomorrow Be July 4th
January 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the gym is PACKED like the club rn 😭😭
January 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Top5 sounds of 2024

1. “BUM!”
2. “A minorrrrrrrrrrr”
3. “Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop”
4. “Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam”
5. ”MUSSSSSTARDDDDDD!”
January 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I remember 2024 like it was yesterday.
January 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Me and Shrek are kinda similar in the fact that we both chose a donkey as a best friend
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 PM
My "won't speak until spoken to" game is strong af
December 31, 2024 at 5:00 PM
When i say something brilliant on Bluesky and no one engages:
December 31, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Social media really got us thinking 20 likes isn't a lot. Imagine 20 ppl coming up to you saying they fw u
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
y’all burning sage with the window closed. demons just running around around ya house in a circle.
December 30, 2024 at 1:25 PM
STOP buying skin colored leggings please 😭😭
December 30, 2024 at 7:11 AM
theyll ban tiktok before pornhub 😭
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
liking my own posts because i fw what i said
December 29, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Craig of the creek ahh 💔
December 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM