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Never resist an impulse, especially if it's terrible. ⬛ Devil's Doorbell enthusiast. ⬛ I attract weird energy.⬛#ClassicMenInRobes Curator ⬛ IG:jaxbra⬛
I left burned residue too long on my very new baking sheet and as I washed it today and the stains didn't come off, I thought "OH MY GOD IT'S THE ORIGIN STORY TO BECOME THIS" 😂😂
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I left burned residue too long on my very new baking sheet and as I washed it today and the stains didn't come off, I thought "OH MY GOD IT'S THE ORIGIN STORY TO BECOME THIS" 😂😂
Happy 90th birthday to Alan Alda!
[The last photo is Alda with Diana Sands from The Owl and the Pussycat (1964)]
#classicmeninrobes
[The last photo is Alda with Diana Sands from The Owl and the Pussycat (1964)]
#classicmeninrobes
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Happy 90th birthday to Alan Alda!
[The last photo is Alda with Diana Sands from The Owl and the Pussycat (1964)]
#classicmeninrobes
[The last photo is Alda with Diana Sands from The Owl and the Pussycat (1964)]
#classicmeninrobes
Happy birthday to one of the most gorgeous humans to have ever walked this earth.
There is not one bad photo ever taken of Paul Newman. He just had EVERYTHING.
There is not one bad photo ever taken of Paul Newman. He just had EVERYTHING.
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Happy birthday to one of the most gorgeous humans to have ever walked this earth.
There is not one bad photo ever taken of Paul Newman. He just had EVERYTHING.
There is not one bad photo ever taken of Paul Newman. He just had EVERYTHING.
I think this is one of my favorites in this TCM Original series.
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I think this is one of my favorites in this TCM Original series.
FXMRetro's schedule today has been a banger. Though admittedly I might have slept through most of them off and on 😂😂
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
FXMRetro's schedule today has been a banger. Though admittedly I might have slept through most of them off and on 😂😂
well goddammit if I'm not crying even though the FAs didn't even say "HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN BRACE BRACE BRACE" (that's usually what gets me)
I'm not even fully done with this yet and this was REALLY REALLY GOOD
Was it schlock? Yes. Was it corny? MAYBE. But still REALLY REALLY GOOD
I'm not even fully done with this yet and this was REALLY REALLY GOOD
Was it schlock? Yes. Was it corny? MAYBE. But still REALLY REALLY GOOD
#NowWatching
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 AM
well goddammit if I'm not crying even though the FAs didn't even say "HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN BRACE BRACE BRACE" (that's usually what gets me)
I'm not even fully done with this yet and this was REALLY REALLY GOOD
Was it schlock? Yes. Was it corny? MAYBE. But still REALLY REALLY GOOD
I'm not even fully done with this yet and this was REALLY REALLY GOOD
Was it schlock? Yes. Was it corny? MAYBE. But still REALLY REALLY GOOD
#NowWatching
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
#NowWatching
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
Panic in the Skies! (1996) (Disney/The Family Channel)
I normally stick to 70s/80s but this was too good to resist. It's shaping up to be pretty good. I mean, completely unrealistic, naturally 😂 but give me Ed Marinaro in any shape or form and I'm in.😂
#NowWatching
Fate is the Hunter (1964)
I love this poster because it looks like the type of poster that would be out front of a community theater with unrelated headshots of the cast 1/2
Fate is the Hunter (1964)
I love this poster because it looks like the type of poster that would be out front of a community theater with unrelated headshots of the cast 1/2
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
#NowWatching
Fate is the Hunter (1964)
I love this poster because it looks like the type of poster that would be out front of a community theater with unrelated headshots of the cast 1/2
Fate is the Hunter (1964)
I love this poster because it looks like the type of poster that would be out front of a community theater with unrelated headshots of the cast 1/2
just having a snack of grape jelly on sweet spicy chili doritos as one does
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
just having a snack of grape jelly on sweet spicy chili doritos as one does
this episode was on Metv tonight, and I love that Wayne Rogers wrote 'give the guard a fucking gallon of phenobarbital' 😂
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
this episode was on Metv tonight, and I love that Wayne Rogers wrote 'give the guard a fucking gallon of phenobarbital' 😂
While watching #TheBrotherhoodoftheBell tonight, I had to do this. 😂 Yes, Glenn Ford was in a robe in this a few times during this tv movie but I couldn't pass up the chance to include baby #RobertPine in the hashtag. 😁
#classicmeninrobes
#classicmeninrobes
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 AM
While watching #TheBrotherhoodoftheBell tonight, I had to do this. 😂 Yes, Glenn Ford was in a robe in this a few times during this tv movie but I couldn't pass up the chance to include baby #RobertPine in the hashtag. 😁
#classicmeninrobes
#classicmeninrobes
Happy birthday, Cary Grant! Two of my favorite photos of him. (And no that's not his daughter, she was 12 when this photo was taken.)
#classicmeninrobes
#classicmeninrobes
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Happy birthday, Cary Grant! Two of my favorite photos of him. (And no that's not his daughter, she was 12 when this photo was taken.)
#classicmeninrobes
#classicmeninrobes
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
For cryin' out loud, Jacob. There's three people here, you coulda just pointed towards the door.
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
For cryin' out loud, Jacob. There's three people here, you coulda just pointed towards the door.
#NowWatching
Hurricane (1974) (ABC)
Very excited because someone just uploaded this recently, I've been waiting for this to be available.
But I'm also laughing because they used the very identifiable 'hurricane scene' from the Gilligan's Island intro. 😂😂😂
Hurricane (1974) (ABC)
Very excited because someone just uploaded this recently, I've been waiting for this to be available.
But I'm also laughing because they used the very identifiable 'hurricane scene' from the Gilligan's Island intro. 😂😂😂
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 AM
#NowWatching
Hurricane (1974) (ABC)
Very excited because someone just uploaded this recently, I've been waiting for this to be available.
But I'm also laughing because they used the very identifiable 'hurricane scene' from the Gilligan's Island intro. 😂😂😂
Hurricane (1974) (ABC)
Very excited because someone just uploaded this recently, I've been waiting for this to be available.
But I'm also laughing because they used the very identifiable 'hurricane scene' from the Gilligan's Island intro. 😂😂😂
OH this was absolutely fantastic!!! Loved every second of it.
#NowWatching
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
OH this was absolutely fantastic!!! Loved every second of it.
On episode 2 right now, and OH THIS IS GOOOOOOOOOOD
#NowWatching
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
January 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
On episode 2 right now, and OH THIS IS GOOOOOOOOOOD
#NowWatching
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
#NowWatching
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
The French Atlantic Affair (1979) (ABC)
Aaron Spelling! Douglas Cramer! E. Duke Vincent!
This cast! A three night mini-series! Opening credits like The Love Boat! (Naturally)
278 minutes of glorious 70s schlock!
first and only time I went skiing (prob 1986? 85?)
I used these same gloves today while I went out to shovel snow 😂
I used these same gloves today while I went out to shovel snow 😂
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
first and only time I went skiing (prob 1986? 85?)
I used these same gloves today while I went out to shovel snow 😂
I used these same gloves today while I went out to shovel snow 😂
EWR on the way to Chicago
January 2019
January 2019
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
EWR on the way to Chicago
January 2019
January 2019
#classicmeninrobes #TheSaintinPalmSprings #TCMParty #GeorgeSanders
I already have this movie in the hashtag in the other place but can there ever be too many gifs of George Sanders in a robe? I think not.
I already have this movie in the hashtag in the other place but can there ever be too many gifs of George Sanders in a robe? I think not.
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
#classicmeninrobes #TheSaintinPalmSprings #TCMParty #GeorgeSanders
I already have this movie in the hashtag in the other place but can there ever be too many gifs of George Sanders in a robe? I think not.
I already have this movie in the hashtag in the other place but can there ever be too many gifs of George Sanders in a robe? I think not.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Don't know if George shows up in a robe in this one but here's Pierre Watkin.
#classicmeninrobes #tcmparty #thesainttakesover
#classicmeninrobes #tcmparty #thesainttakesover
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Don't know if George shows up in a robe in this one but here's Pierre Watkin.
#classicmeninrobes #tcmparty #thesainttakesover
#classicmeninrobes #tcmparty #thesainttakesover
#classicmeninrobes #TCMParty #TheSaintsDoubleTrouble #GeorgeSanders
Can't believe this one isn't in the hashtag already.
Can't believe this one isn't in the hashtag already.
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
#classicmeninrobes #TCMParty #TheSaintsDoubleTrouble #GeorgeSanders
Can't believe this one isn't in the hashtag already.
Can't believe this one isn't in the hashtag already.