Picking up dog poop in the fall: gross, get 10+ leaves with ever handful, how is everything so damp
Picking up dog poop in the winter: magic, it’s basically frozen on contact, reminds me of the popsicles in zootopia
Picking up dog poop in the winter: magic, it’s basically frozen on contact, reminds me of the popsicles in zootopia
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Picking up dog poop in the fall: gross, get 10+ leaves with ever handful, how is everything so damp
Picking up dog poop in the winter: magic, it’s basically frozen on contact, reminds me of the popsicles in zootopia
Picking up dog poop in the winter: magic, it’s basically frozen on contact, reminds me of the popsicles in zootopia
Threw out my back for the first time ever… am I chopped unc?
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Threw out my back for the first time ever… am I chopped unc?
Wake up, look out the window at the blizzard, eat a slice of pecan pie, back to bed
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Wake up, look out the window at the blizzard, eat a slice of pecan pie, back to bed
predictive text… disappointed but not surprised
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
predictive text… disappointed but not surprised
Having a reaction at work like swifites did over the engagement post
Political commentator Charlie Kirk was just shot in the neck during a speaking engagement at Utah Valley University
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Having a reaction at work like swifites did over the engagement post
Alani needs new flavors yesterday
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Alani needs new flavors yesterday
ok I’ll bite: what is a cy-hawk
September 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ok I’ll bite: what is a cy-hawk
new poison ivy reaction just dropped imma kms
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
new poison ivy reaction just dropped imma kms
5 bars LTE at hinterland… I’m still a Sam summers hater but this seems nice
August 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
5 bars LTE at hinterland… I’m still a Sam summers hater but this seems nice
Charli remix of boy crazy would heal me
July 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Charli remix of boy crazy would heal me
why do thumbtacks come in the most flimsy fucking packaging like they are destined to spill everywhere! I have had it!
July 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
why do thumbtacks come in the most flimsy fucking packaging like they are destined to spill everywhere! I have had it!
Why the FUCK does the blazing saddle have a Rob sand sign posted on the entrance that man doesn’t give a fuck About you
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why the FUCK does the blazing saddle have a Rob sand sign posted on the entrance that man doesn’t give a fuck About you
evangelizing (made a man sit down and watch both broad city and fleabag)
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
evangelizing (made a man sit down and watch both broad city and fleabag)
need 2 les out at this female firefighter camp or I’ll literally perish
June 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
need 2 les out at this female firefighter camp or I’ll literally perish
opening l*nkedin is such a jump scare. “girl you took political science classes with who always advocated for justice just accepted a new role with Berkshire Hathaway!” so fucking bleak man
May 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
opening l*nkedin is such a jump scare. “girl you took political science classes with who always advocated for justice just accepted a new role with Berkshire Hathaway!” so fucking bleak man
doing the walk of shame thru a full QT during the lunch rush with pants I ripped thigh to ass
May 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
doing the walk of shame thru a full QT during the lunch rush with pants I ripped thigh to ass
picked up a mirror on the side of the road on my way home and my neighbor, who was outside smoking on the porch, gave me $20 for it
April 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
picked up a mirror on the side of the road on my way home and my neighbor, who was outside smoking on the porch, gave me $20 for it
10am and I’m sweating balls. Send the fucking flood
April 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
10am and I’m sweating balls. Send the fucking flood
me: the pope died
my mom (devout Christian): good
my mom (devout Christian): good
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
me: the pope died
my mom (devout Christian): good
my mom (devout Christian): good
when did everyone get a fucking 4Runner omg
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
when did everyone get a fucking 4Runner omg
COMMON LOON SPOTTED IN BONDURANT LFGGGG
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
COMMON LOON SPOTTED IN BONDURANT LFGGGG
Found a koozie in the gutter it’s gonna be a good day 🙏
April 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Found a koozie in the gutter it’s gonna be a good day 🙏
2 windy 2 eat pasta outside 🍝
April 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
2 windy 2 eat pasta outside 🍝
having your Snapchat location on public in the year of our lord 2025 is insane work
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
having your Snapchat location on public in the year of our lord 2025 is insane work