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Signor Lucifero's keeper.
July 9?!?!?! That's forever away!

@chrislloydauthor.bsky.social I suppose I can now hold you and Phil personally responsible for the slow passage of time.

:)
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oooh! If you're anywhere near this you should go. Chris writes amazing things and is a lovely chap!
My first event of 2026 and it's at a lovely community library run by volunteers. If you're anywhere near Rhoose on Friday 20th February at 7pm, please come along and say hello. I'll be talking about Eddie Giral and the Occupation series – there will be wine and nibbles! Tickets from Rhoose Library.
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
news.sky.com/story/the-uk...

Yes, clearly I'm the problem with the UK. Me with all my running a business and creating jobs and shit. That's what's wrong here. I'm the problem. 🙄

Fuck off you Monegasque hiding, tax dodging, shitstain on the underpants of society.
'UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
In an interview with Sky News's Ed Conway, Sir Jim says Britain faces profound political, social and economic challenges, among them an unprecedented rise in immigration in recent years.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Signore Lucifero surveys his cemetery.

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February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The rain Jason? We spoke about this.

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February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Oh...
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Awww yeah. Pistacchi!
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Tonight is soundtracked by The Cruel Sea

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBhX...
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
@petipaw.bsky.social has dragged me into the nerdy world of curling.

youtu.be/p60I9LNHNxg
Why This Olympic Sport Bothers Physicists
YouTube video by Cleo Abram
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hello nice people in Jason’s phone

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February 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
An action sequence.

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February 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Aliexpress. I have questions.

www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009...
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Snoozing in the heater hammock.

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February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
How in the name of all that's good and holy am I *still* feeling jetlagged. Also why haven't I gone shopping?

Fine, I've given into it. signore Lucifero and I are watching the original Day Of The Jackal and awaiting KFC. Yes, it's come to that.
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Shout out to acecarsreading.co.uk who met me at Heathrow and conveyed me home to signor Lucifero. They're the best!
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February 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
When blowing raspberries on your infants tummy be sure to place one hand firmly on the back of your head to ensure you don’t stop.
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In the event of an emergency landing remember to tickle the person beside you twice to lighten the mood.
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Haha! Later bitches, I’m outta here
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Nice one Steve. Now look what you’ve done.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Steve, no! Not the eye lasers!
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Today’s game. Taking pictures of the airplane safety card and making up captions.

“Please ensure your Afro is under full control before placing life jacket over head”
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Soon my beast! Soon! Boaridng the plan in 10 mins. Be with you in a few hours for some outside time. :)

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February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hey everyone who voted for Brexit, a hearty fuck you from me standing in the Athens airport “other” passport queue for an hour while Europeans breeze through.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Today's earworm

youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE
Beck - Loser (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BeckVEVO
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM