Me: I need to log into Facebook. Facebook, here's my password and 2FA code.
Facebook: SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO LOG INTO YOUR ACCOUNT! YOU NEED TO REVIEW THE LOGIN!
Me: uh, that's me? 10 seconds ago? on the same device?

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Well that escalated quickly.

If you installed the Visual Studio 2026 preview and were getting lots of errors trying edit C# code…sorry about that. We shipped a fix an hour ago so go check for updates in your Visual Studio Installer.

When replacing the plumbing under your sink drain, it's important to check if your sink is one and a quarter inch pipe, one in a half inch pipe, or, per Home Depot's filter, one and a half foot pipe.

As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

Dear candidates for literally every elected position: sending me unsolicited texts will not make me want to vote for you. In fact, it makes me consider your opponents. Don’t make me consider voting for the crazy primary candidates. Please.

Amazing. Respect the lede.

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"Why is there an emergency eye wash station in the team room?"

"We do code reviews on Thursdays."