jason cryer
@jasoncryer.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
What is the genre called
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
What is the genre called
I had a bumper sticker get kind of popular on Instagram, over 20K likes (which is a milestone for me). For anyone wondering if it translates to sales - absolutely not. I sold 2. This is -not- a complaint but an observation, what people like and what people will actually buy don't always correspond.
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I had a bumper sticker get kind of popular on Instagram, over 20K likes (which is a milestone for me). For anyone wondering if it translates to sales - absolutely not. I sold 2. This is -not- a complaint but an observation, what people like and what people will actually buy don't always correspond.
I have no stance on the Super Bowl half time show
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have no stance on the Super Bowl half time show
people wouldn’t care if Mangione was an uggo
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
people wouldn’t care if Mangione was an uggo
Put a few new items up on SmileWorldwide.biz for the real heads
Smile Worldwide :-)
Nothing left to do but smile!
SmileWorldwide.biz
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Put a few new items up on SmileWorldwide.biz for the real heads
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is one of my favorite movies but the sequel being a direct-to-Netflix Fincher with a 1997 ass “THIS TRAILER IS TOO HOT FOR TV!!!” running gag in the very first look does not inspire confidence
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is one of my favorite movies but the sequel being a direct-to-Netflix Fincher with a 1997 ass “THIS TRAILER IS TOO HOT FOR TV!!!” running gag in the very first look does not inspire confidence
he's bringing real cool back. no more irony. sunglasses. black suit. Guinness. this is just classic cool
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
he's bringing real cool back. no more irony. sunglasses. black suit. Guinness. this is just classic cool
I dreamed a deleted scene from The Irishman where De Niro was chasing Pacino around with a big erection trying to have sex with him. btw don't psycho analyze me
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I dreamed a deleted scene from The Irishman where De Niro was chasing Pacino around with a big erection trying to have sex with him. btw don't psycho analyze me
the Beatles were all cute little guys why do the movie versions look like they all have too much detail in their faces. like their faces are on permanent high frame rate
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
the Beatles were all cute little guys why do the movie versions look like they all have too much detail in their faces. like their faces are on permanent high frame rate
chappell roan should've been in dune 3... not even a fan but she has dune 3 vibes
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
chappell roan should've been in dune 3... not even a fan but she has dune 3 vibes
there's sometimes a buggy
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
there's sometimes a buggy
moo deng is unc and chopped now
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
moo deng is unc and chopped now
first Polanski and Woody Allen and now Brett Rattner. Another auteur of cinema has fallen
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
first Polanski and Woody Allen and now Brett Rattner. Another auteur of cinema has fallen
@tedcruznipples.com just found this on an old hard drive. this was one of the funniest things i've ever seen
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
@tedcruznipples.com just found this on an old hard drive. this was one of the funniest things i've ever seen
Good news for today. Bam & Pontius at Erewhon
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Good news for today. Bam & Pontius at Erewhon
darren aronofsky has made some of the best movies of the last 30 years so it's sad to see him throw away all that goodwill for something that looks like pure dogshit
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
darren aronofsky has made some of the best movies of the last 30 years so it's sad to see him throw away all that goodwill for something that looks like pure dogshit
this is definitive and I really don't want to hear any chatter regarding it
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
this is definitive and I really don't want to hear any chatter regarding it
I keep hearing people say that the cinematography in Sinners wasn’t that good??? I will admit the movie has received an overwhelming amount of praise, but of all the things to call out — the cinematography was fantastic
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I keep hearing people say that the cinematography in Sinners wasn’t that good??? I will admit the movie has received an overwhelming amount of praise, but of all the things to call out — the cinematography was fantastic
have taken up DMing the ICE Instagram account FUCK YOU AMERICAN NAZIS every day and it does nothing but I feel 1% better
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
have taken up DMing the ICE Instagram account FUCK YOU AMERICAN NAZIS every day and it does nothing but I feel 1% better
i just heard from an anonymous member of the Oscar voting board and they kept hearing someone shout Kachow at the polls
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
i just heard from an anonymous member of the Oscar voting board and they kept hearing someone shout Kachow at the polls
In my opinion, the only people who would vote for F1 as best picture are Lightning McQueen and Mater from Cars by Pixar
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
In my opinion, the only people who would vote for F1 as best picture are Lightning McQueen and Mater from Cars by Pixar
F1 was a bad movie, but if I were lightning McQueen or Mater, I could see enjoying it
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
F1 was a bad movie, but if I were lightning McQueen or Mater, I could see enjoying it
I believe F1 may have been nominated by Lightning McQueen and Mater
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I believe F1 may have been nominated by Lightning McQueen and Mater