Meddling Kid
jasonbylan.bsky.social
Meddling Kid
@jasonbylan.bsky.social
Fact you took it down does not undo you posted it in the 1st place. And if your official handle is being run by an “unknown” staffer, wtf is running the country?

So basically your admin is vehemently racist *and* embarrassingly incompetent.

Here’s another.

I call it “86-47: A Space Odyssey”
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Just a reminder, you're not the only one who can post doctored images of Presidents as apes.

And only the GOP would use objective racism as a better distraction for sex trafficking and pedophilia.
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The initial reviews and tkt sales are in and it’s like the cinematic version of being impeached.

If this were an indie darling, it would be called “Flopping Melania”.

I don’t want to see any more documentary footage of her or her husband unless it’s shot by Zapruder.
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I was racking my brain trying to think what the MELANIA poster reminded me of…

Where have i seen this before…

Then I got it.

I’d just say in the original, I’d tweak the tag line to be: “I am must remembering my Proud Boys”.
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I call it the “Lollipop Gestapo”.
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Hey, because I’m a nice guy, I decided to help MAGA men out by designing an updated flag for them that best represents their beliefs.
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I know I’m late to the party but felt like I needed to do this one, esp given his tacky need for gold.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
86 47 26
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Watching "Death By Lightning" and so far, really like...

But just me or did everyone else immediately think the est shot of the Army Medical Museum from 1969 looks like it contains the Ark of the Covenant?
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
for Rob Reiner...
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Posting for no particular reason, an image of a dog "not barking" in the company of a much younger, female puppy.

But funny, now that you mention it, isn't it ironic that Michael Wolff emailed Epstein to let "Trump hang himself' when in fact, that's literally, reportedly what Epstein did? ;)
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I really feel the recent press conference photo should be memed like Bernie Sanders with the gloves.

Here's some thought starters.

(Inc alt of Hindenburg in color as somehow him in color seemed even funnier).
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I also just posted on a friend's page this looks like a shot from a supernatural-comedy where the lead character doesn't realize they're dead yet and it is them on the floor as their out-of-body soul wonders what idiot just died behind them.
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Feeling nostalgic for my old Halloween albums so conjured covers I wished they’d made (forgive minor use of the real dark, supernatural forces of AI—rest assured these were still heavily photoshopped by what’s left of a human).

Happy Halloween!

#TheEvilDead comes in vers w and w/o Oldsmobile.
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The story of current America in two images
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To anyone going to No Kings Protest today and in need of some extra signage, here’s a couple tweaks to the recent TIME cover for you… (along with one old chestnut)
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If it's true that it was "low ratings" that got Kimmel pulled from air, ummm, then why do we still have Trump in office?

Because of any president since poll numbers began, he continuously has the lowest ratings.

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump’s approval rating falls again in poll
It is one of many polls that have seen Trump's approval rating drop in recent days.
www.newsweek.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
To be clear, MAGA thinks it’s ok to have some Americans die to support the 2nd Amendment but intolerable to have some late night comedy to support the 1st.
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is like Federal Bureau of Investigation version of a dog earing their homework.

Also, the only thing that could make that text thread more suspicious is if they somehow accidentally also included a reporter from the Atlantic.
September 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM