Can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Every few months I talk to Siri and it fucks up immediately.
Literally never worked once the first time.
I need to talk so slowly it would be faster to type it off the Apple TV remote.
Every few months I talk to Siri and it fucks up immediately.
Literally never worked once the first time.
I need to talk so slowly it would be faster to type it off the Apple TV remote.
One post early for some context.
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Left, right… keeps things easy for you. Even a capital for Left like it’s a real thing.
Hopefully the big bad Lefty boogeyperson doesn’t get you.
One post early for some context.
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Who could have seen this tactic coming?
Who could have seen this tactic coming?
You have no answer.
Your Left is anyone you want it to be.
A nice, easy way to label anyone or thing so you can dismiss or judge them.
Bye bye simpleton.
You have no answer.
Your Left is anyone you want it to be.
A nice, easy way to label anyone or thing so you can dismiss or judge them.
Bye bye simpleton.
Fits with boiling life down to bite sized chunks for your angry brain.
You suck at this.
Fits with boiling life down to bite sized chunks for your angry brain.
You suck at this.
Left, right… keeps things easy for you. Even a capital for Left like it’s a real thing.
Hopefully the big bad Lefty boogeyperson doesn’t get you.
Left, right… keeps things easy for you. Even a capital for Left like it’s a real thing.
Hopefully the big bad Lefty boogeyperson doesn’t get you.
Felony assault with a sandwich doesn’t seem like it should be a life destroying crime.
And you seem like a real asshole.
Take care.
Felony assault with a sandwich doesn’t seem like it should be a life destroying crime.
And you seem like a real asshole.
Take care.
When you post a thread it collapses the oldest comments beyond the original into a ‘View Full Thread’ option and then shows the most recent post or two.
Your explanation was buried under a click to ‘view full thread’ for me at least.
When you post a thread it collapses the oldest comments beyond the original into a ‘View Full Thread’ option and then shows the most recent post or two.
Your explanation was buried under a click to ‘view full thread’ for me at least.
Throwing a submarine sandwich at a bulletproof vest is so goddamn funny I can’t get enough of it.
And with different costumes the escape is right out of Benny Hill.
He makes them look so stupid it’s magical.
Throwing a submarine sandwich at a bulletproof vest is so goddamn funny I can’t get enough of it.
And with different costumes the escape is right out of Benny Hill.
He makes them look so stupid it’s magical.
They don’t deserve the benefit of any doubt.
There is no mercy for anyone in their eyes and they are speed running as it defeats all discourse and protests.
There is no rebuttal to their tactics beyond violence as they have no souls to reason with.
They don’t deserve the benefit of any doubt.
There is no mercy for anyone in their eyes and they are speed running as it defeats all discourse and protests.
There is no rebuttal to their tactics beyond violence as they have no souls to reason with.
28 people off the payroll that were accomplishing nothing and never would.
Where the problem?
28 people off the payroll that were accomplishing nothing and never would.
Where the problem?
Once I get past the nostalgia I realize those games were all but impossible :)
Once I get past the nostalgia I realize those games were all but impossible :)
Installing a puppet isn’t hiring.
Installing a puppet isn’t hiring.
Hopefully the next person isn’t armed with a hoagie. Could get dangerous out there.
Hopefully the next person isn’t armed with a hoagie. Could get dangerous out there.
AI may yet serve a purpose.
AI may yet serve a purpose.
Quite an argument.
Quite an argument.
How irresponsible.
RFK is dismantling health care with tales of dwarves living in stomachs and is about to bring back blood letting as a cure-all and this asshole is worried about a high effort fake video.
How irresponsible.
RFK is dismantling health care with tales of dwarves living in stomachs and is about to bring back blood letting as a cure-all and this asshole is worried about a high effort fake video.