Jas
@jasminishere.bsky.social
god it’s Jasmin from school
Certified gator wrangler 🐊
Spilling my guts as we speak
Certified gator wrangler 🐊
Spilling my guts as we speak
A hoe never gets cold with that being said I’m colder than a mf
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A hoe never gets cold with that being said I’m colder than a mf
My heart is bigger than my bank account
July 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My heart is bigger than my bank account
I just said stonks in public how many years does this set me back???
June 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just said stonks in public how many years does this set me back???
If you voted for that man fuck you and your mom and you know what fuck your dad for not pulling out
June 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you voted for that man fuck you and your mom and you know what fuck your dad for not pulling out
It’s always 100 men vs 1 gorilla but why isn’t it 100 Texas roadhouse dinner rolls vs me
May 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s always 100 men vs 1 gorilla but why isn’t it 100 Texas roadhouse dinner rolls vs me
Pro boxer? Ummmm anyways feliz cinco de mayo!
May 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pro boxer? Ummmm anyways feliz cinco de mayo!
Canelo es Cinco de Mayo porfavor agárralo de las greñas y hace unos putasos #CaneloAlvarez
May 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Canelo es Cinco de Mayo porfavor agárralo de las greñas y hace unos putasos #CaneloAlvarez
Don’t curse my cousin like that lol😭
May 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Don’t curse my cousin like that lol😭
Anakin has dreams that come true I have dreams that come true maybe I’m him
April 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Anakin has dreams that come true I have dreams that come true maybe I’m him
Oooooh I had a time at the local Olive Garden a breadstick is not safe around me 😮💨
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oooooh I had a time at the local Olive Garden a breadstick is not safe around me 😮💨
Dairy is not the problem I don’t care if I’m lactose intolerant let me EAT THAT GAWD DAMN ICE CREAM SANDWICH
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dairy is not the problem I don’t care if I’m lactose intolerant let me EAT THAT GAWD DAMN ICE CREAM SANDWICH
I wake up and sigh because the president is a complete ditz
April 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I wake up and sigh because the president is a complete ditz
Happy international women’s day to the baddies that didn’t vote for that convicted felon
March 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy international women’s day to the baddies that didn’t vote for that convicted felon
“The moooon haunts you”-Also Adrian
March 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“The moooon haunts you”-Also Adrian
“They could pay for my whole sleeve tattoo but I would never get their name tattooed”-Adrian
March 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“They could pay for my whole sleeve tattoo but I would never get their name tattooed”-Adrian
Poli-many tics- blood sucking vermin
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Poli-many tics- blood sucking vermin
I hit high notes only dogs can hear
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I hit high notes only dogs can hear
People think they’re the shit till they smell like dookey 😺
March 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
People think they’re the shit till they smell like dookey 😺
When I think my life is bad but IM NOT A MANNNNN AYYYYY
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When I think my life is bad but IM NOT A MANNNNN AYYYYY
And for lent I will be giving up😛
March 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
And for lent I will be giving up😛
Shits fire or is my shit on fire
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Shits fire or is my shit on fire
Oh my don’t remind me he’s forever el Rey de corazones 🫶
February 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh my don’t remind me he’s forever el Rey de corazones 🫶