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JaseOfBase (RealSnarkLake)
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Takes so lukewarm you could bathe in them #AllForCincy https://www.youtube.com/@jaseofbase00
#FCCincy spent $28 million on offense and came into tonight’s match timid and not pressing to put the series away. I don’t care if they rally and win the whole #MLSCup, that’s unacceptable and someone should be on the hot seat
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We have a winner in the NLI beer wars
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
MD and NJ are “willing” but I’m a Great Lakes and West Coast fan
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have hit my goal weight and I’m probably going to go past it. I’m skinnier now than I have been in 20 years
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There goes my weekend #SubwayBuilder
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don't always get a migraine. But when I do, I can feel it brewing all day. It's going to be a rough night.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fighting the urge to cash out one of my IRA's and finish my flight training
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm going to a concert tonight but I'm already sleepy. Odds that I make it to the encore?
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Imagine going through the hoops to get into a service academy, busting your ass to move up the ranks, achieving the rank of flag officer, and then being ordered to fly 14 hours to hear some drunk give a TED talk. Followed by a senile pedo giving a speech encouraging war on your fellow citizens.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doctor: We need you to come in for a test
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Reds are in the playoffs, baby!
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm just speculating here but I'm predicting #MLS creates a special 4th DP designation that can only be used by Americans. I could see this being announced in the winter and a bunch of the #USMNT moving to MLS during the summer window.
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hear me out.
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Days like today, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and encourage my younger self to stick with a different career choice. In an alternate universe, there's a Dr. Jase and/or a Captain Jase.
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yesterday, while it was raining, I looked out the window and said "we needed this". I'm officially middle aged. Anyone know if there are stores selling white New Balance?
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Is the rapture happening before my morning commute?
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you're in #Cincinnati, make sure to contact your city council members and let them know that the subway tunnels should be used for transit and nothing else. #FinishTheSubway #NeedRail
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well. The pro/relAnon blue checks have infiltrated TikTok. I've not seen them on this site so far, but they'll be here at some point.
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just trade Burrow. I'm serious. #Bengals
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Noonan remains undefeated at not playing key players after an international break
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It has been a rough couple of weeks, y'all. Some positive vibes, etc. would be greatly appreciated.
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Coworkers: Are you feeling okay? Your voice usually isn't that deep.
(reminder that I normally sound like a 14-year-old boy)
September 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM