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Jasmine Dew
@jasciedew.bsky.social
she/her. 26. alivia’s mama🩷.
512✈️404. uga alumna 🐶.
logistics pricing analyst 🚛.

all thoughts are my own..
Idk how yall shop on TEMU!! TS just stressed me out so bad. Too much shit on the screen I’m overstimulated #temu
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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count your fucking days Donald..
July 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ever since that one lady said men who are actually 5’11” round up to 6’0 on dating sites, I chuckle when I see someone listed at 5’11”. I’m like this man is probably 5’9” 😂😂
And that’s no hate on anyone’s height I just find it silly 😂
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
why does the afternoon rush start at 3 in Atlanta!? 😭😫
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
count your fucking days Donald..
July 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I feel I’ve severely overestimated the availability of GOOD tacos in Atlanta.. any recs? 😭
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
being a mom is so weird. one day I feel like supermom and the next like I’m just not cutout for it 😣
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
nobody:
me: I eat pears and shit like that
June 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
dang Snoop spoke so well at the #BETAwards I forgot he performed for Dump’s Inauguration. Damn unc 🫠
June 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this pacers bucks game is SO HYPE!! NBA is back baby!!
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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How is it possible U.S. citizens are being held as illegal aliens in America even after they produce their birth certificate? This is intolerable. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
U.S.-born American citizen under ICE hold in Florida after driving from Georgia
Juan Carlos Gomez-Lopez is being held even though a county judge found his birth certificate “authentic” and said there wasn’t reason to consider him an “illegal alien.”
www.nbcnews.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
a photo you’d use as an album cover.
March 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know if Eddie Murphy came back they cutting a check for shrek 5 😂😂😂
March 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
measles is in Austin and they’re trying to say it was caught while overseas, as if there isn’t an outbreak in west TX right now. It’s more likely they caught it at buc-ees or the airport 🙃
March 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I always considered keeping mine. My dad was the only son and had only daughters so we are the last of our Name.
For those who want to get married, would you consider taking your partner's last name, hyphenate, or keep yours?

And if you hyphenate, whose last name is going first?
February 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
got my date night set
I hope everyone supports Anthony Mackie this weekend in going to see the new Captain America movie. It’s actually vital to support a Black Captain America during this time and can’t let it flop
February 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Keep THIS energy!!! ✊🏽
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I know Netflix is embarrassed. Tubi livestream hasn’t buffered ONCE!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
after he done cheated thirty times and she cheats once:
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
omg I been pronouncing chapelle roan like Dave Chappell
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This + cat pic for timeline cleanse
Folks, I don't intend to post about every single horrible thing that's happening at the moment because I'm not a direct news source and also because my mental health has an upper limit. Don't confuse lack of obsessive news updating for lack of concern or lack of personal action. Also, here's a cat.
February 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m so late but #AgathaAllAlong is so freaking good!!
February 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM