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I talk about the Phillies and eagles on threads and now here I guess
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this is so cool!!!
@jarvm.bsky.social had a bunch of people on Monday ask about my high hopes club shirt!!
April 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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If anyone knows where I can find this hat in a size 7 7/8 please let me know. They had every single other size at the game I attended. Been looking for it ever since.

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February 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you build it they will come.

@phillies.com is here. baseball is coming
January 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Phillies opening day spring training ticket: acquired.
Phillies first game spring training ticket: in progress
Phillies at Mets: in progress
Phillies at Yankees: TBD

Third time's the charm, guys! #PhilliesPhaithful

#highhopesclub
January 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There are less than 30 days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training which means I am ready to be hurt again by the #PhiladelphiaPhillies

President of the #HighHopesClub over here.
January 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
January 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
SLAY IS THE NICK CASTELLANOS OF THE EAGLES
January 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
As long as you’re not the sixers, you don’t want to fuck with Philly at home during the playoffs #gobirds
January 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Eagles O-Line is made out of Norse gods every time I thought the pocket was going to collapse it actually got bigger build Stoutland a statue and give him the keys to the city #flyeaglesfly
January 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tom Brady can shut his goddamn mouth he’s still so bitter about that Super Bowl still #gobirds
January 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hi 911? Yes can you come get me I just had a panic attack because I couldn’t find the TV remote and I was convinced I was going to miss the eagles game that starts in 20 minutes because of it and was on the verge of tears anyway I found it but I am clearly unwell

#flyeaglesfly
January 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bird Gang, it’s time to fly.

Someone please pass me one of those air sick bags just in case.

#gobirds
January 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This one of for all the #PhilliesThreads expats who are now on Bluesky.

This coming season we’ll be using the hashtag #PhilliesPhaithful as a way to stay connected in our new home and keep the sense of community we found on Threads. Spread the word!
January 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Nothing is harder than your significant other not supporting your dreams of being a Philly sports influencer on Threads and Bluesky because we “need healthcare” and “have to pay rent” and it’s just like, trust the process! Let the birds and the phils PROVIDE.

Actually in retrospect…

( #gobirds )
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When will the streaming services learn how to broadcast a sports game without their servers crashing?? How long have we been doing this people? Get your shit together #amazonprime

#steelers #falcons #ijustwanttowatchafootballgame
January 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As an Eagles fan, who am I rooting for? The Steelers or the Ravens? It’s the Steelers right? PA solidarity??
January 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just want to give a shout out to whoever invented Prozac because I’m heavily medicated and still anxious as heck about tomorrow’s #PhiladelphiaEagles game god only knows what I would be like without it. Probably institutionalized.

#gobirds tho
January 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hear a lot of people talk about how the Action News theme song is Philadelphia’s national anthem, which I agree.

But what does that make”K-Y-W NewsRAdio TEN sixTYYYY”?
January 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Watching a person get into it with another person because they’re flossing on the 6 (and shouldnt be apparently) feels very New York.

Who is more in the wrong tho? flossing on the train is lowkey gross but also is not minding your own business? I might be team floss guy.
January 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This guy has the best baseball commentary out there. (Also just a dope Philly sports fan in general.)

If you aren’t following him, do you even like baseball?

(That’s me telling you to follow him immediately)

(Thanks for the shout out thirty! ❤️❤️)
Hey all. If you consider yourself a Phillies fan and want to bring the fun of #PhilliesThreads over here, you NEED to follow @jarvm.bsky.social. She’s awesome, designs awesome Phillies gear and just rocks. Take my word for it.
January 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Every time I think I’m better than an Ancient Roman I remember that whenever the Eagles or Phillies play, I fully stop caring about anything else. Russia could be invading New York, but if the birds are on I’d be like, what invasion?

bread & circuses? More like birds & circuses am I right
January 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I really need these fucking billionaires to stop ruining the social media apps i’m getting too old to adapt to new technology this fast
January 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Saquon Barkley, Patron Saint of the Run Game. May the ball always rise to meet him. May the o-line always block for him. In the name of Nick Sirianni, Jason Kelce, and the tiny William Penn statue on top of the comcast building. Amen and #gobirds
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
What does it mean when out of the 140 books I've read this year, I would recommend/put on my shelves approximately 20 of them? I wish there were a way for us to like, formally differentiate between the "prestige tv" books and the "cw/grey's anatomy" books when we're talking about "good" books.
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here is the summary of the weekly phone call where my dad and I pretend to be Phillies talking heads with nothing but uninformed hottakes on WIP:

1) Soto is a total ripoff.
2) Bohm is an All-Star who just needs to go to therapy.
3) Castellanos is the only clutch player we had last year.
November 24, 2024 at 5:36 PM