Jar-Eel, the Posteress
jareeltherazoress.bsky.social
Jar-Eel, the Posteress
@jareeltherazoress.bsky.social
Amateur lyric poet, part-time superheroine, full-time not-exactly-roleplay-account.

A "Glorantha thing".

Affiliated with @effinvicta.bsky.social

Avatar by Heather Bruton, c. 2000
SHE'S A GREAT LUNAR IS WHAT SHE IS. SHE BROUGHT US PEACE IN TARSH, SHE BROUGHT US TACOS. SHE INVENTED THE FLYING JUMP KICK. IN THIS HOUSE HON-EEL THE ARTESS IS A HERO, END OF STORY!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Might need to workshop the "Deathfucker for Freedom" medal they're planning to strike in my honor.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A friend colorized an old photo of me, taken by Ms. H. Bruton.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Dressed up for a little soiree tonight. I wore my black slashed midskirt, my red silk jacket with black bats (the black one with red bats was in the wash), my sky-blue overskirt, my narcissistic apron with the portrait of me on it, my white organza coat, the harvest-season shoes, woolen sox, (1/2)
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Alt: Hi my name is Scarlet Crim'son Mindblast Robin Lunarway and I have long crimson red hair (that's how I got my name) with white streaks and blue tips that reaches my mid-back and icy red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like 摩利支天 (A/N: if you don't know who she is get d-
July 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I plan to join you in the creatine way. 💪🏼
currently taking creatine inspired by a post from @frith.bsky.social

i got it blessed by @jareeltherazoress.bsky.social!
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We celebrate them all on Shark Week!
ezel - Blåhaj
ejano - Gloomshark
ezeshki - Sharknado
ezbesedi - Leftshark
ezuru - Wireshark
ezenti - Cardshark
ezhorani - Gloamshark

We celebrate them all on Shark Week.
Playing with the concept of mitama in relation to Glorantha's existing, arcane sets of symbols.
June 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Am I a "brutal extremist"? Obviously not. If you read your *Heroquest: Roleplaying in Glorantha* book from 2003, you will learn surfing has not yet been invented in Glorantha, let alone body-boarding, parasailing, or shark-tickling.
Prince Argrath isn't a brutal extremist, he's like Alexander the Great, a brutal nihilist and pretty gullible, which makes him nuanced,
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Jar-Eel, the Posteress
you should have principles and also try to understand reality
June 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's been a while. But with the onset of summer, I feel the desire...

...to solicit questions from the public! Ask me anything about #Glorantha, or I guess anything generally if you don't mind what my answers could be, and I'll do my fictional best to answer it!
June 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Remember that ALL religions are based on the same 3 principles:

1. A god shall not harm a human or, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm.

2. Always Be Closing.

3. A human shall preserve their own existence except where this conflicts with the first two laws.

0: Don't worry about it.
March 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
An evening of making someone as beautiful as the ocean is deep and as loving as the seas are wide melt as I speak the truth about faer. Blessings wash over me like the tides.
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm going to be a little bit silly and open up one of my presents a bit early. I plan to put her fully back together when I'm done...
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
All praise to my gracious and hospitable host, she of the silver smears about her lips, she of the many-buttoned greatcoat, she of the intimidating thighs, she who's trying to get me to end this post early,
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by Jar-Eel, the Posteress
eightarmsandthemask.blogspot.com/2024/12/ritu...

I have a blog on which I post little bits of creative writing related to the fantasy setting of Glorantha, very irregularly. Here is one such post, which is both esoteric and exoteric, and so may be quite baffling or may see you nodding along.
Ritual of the Lips and Throat
For those who wish to commit themselves to the work that faces us all, the work that the girl in the funny tee shirt began, this recipe migh...
eightarmsandthemask.blogspot.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Is this 'on main'? Sorry, trying to delete it.
December 7, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Ah, it is a terrible thing, sometimes, to feel the urge to wrestle or tussle in a playful way, but to know you will have to fortify your partner's delicate body against the strength of a living goddess in advance...
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Jar-Eel, the Posteress
This chart should explain everything. Any further questions?
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Good evening, all! I think I'll throw the floor open for any questions folks may have about me, the country of my birth, et cetera. Ask away!
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Girls with harps like this have a 95% chance of stealing your girl, and never fumble.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I was going to start off with ten fun facts about life in Glorantha's Lunar Empire, but in fact I can't say any of these fun facts on this website! Fun fact eleven: we're all *much* less uptight about discussing clean innocent things like deathfucking over here!
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Hello Bluesky! I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm a fictional character from a relatively obscure (these days) setting for fantasy roleplay. I like long walks, calisthenics, eating out, and watching members of my heavily armed fan club try to guess my tastes!
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 AM