Older Spanish women called me “her salvation” when I had a lighter for her to use 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Older Spanish women called me “her salvation” when I had a lighter for her to use 🥲
Tinder date who is a nail tech told me that gel manicures in Madrid are only 15€ so I think it may be time I get back into my nail salon game
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Tinder date who is a nail tech told me that gel manicures in Madrid are only 15€ so I think it may be time I get back into my nail salon game
Also does Erika Kirk do her own makeup like that on purpose or is her makeup artist doing her dirty
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Also does Erika Kirk do her own makeup like that on purpose or is her makeup artist doing her dirty
In 2026 JD Vance will divorce Usha for refusing to convert to Christianity and then marry Erika Kirk
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
In 2026 JD Vance will divorce Usha for refusing to convert to Christianity and then marry Erika Kirk
Had a dream that Kanye West played the Super Bowl halftime show
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Had a dream that Kanye West played the Super Bowl halftime show
I’ll fuck you til you love me
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ll fuck you til you love me
In Spanish, cono is cone and coño is pussy. So you can imagine how funny the lesbian scooping my gelato thought me fucking that up was
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In Spanish, cono is cone and coño is pussy. So you can imagine how funny the lesbian scooping my gelato thought me fucking that up was
Spanish zoomer on tinder trying to come for me for using the laughing face emoji. Another Spanish zoomer on the metro sitting next to me is watching tiktoks with no headphones. Gen Alpha is quickly becoming my favourite generation after millennials
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Spanish zoomer on tinder trying to come for me for using the laughing face emoji. Another Spanish zoomer on the metro sitting next to me is watching tiktoks with no headphones. Gen Alpha is quickly becoming my favourite generation after millennials
I really need to get some THC into my system asap. Last night I had a dream that I met Marjorie Taylor Greene and gave her my phone number
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I really need to get some THC into my system asap. Last night I had a dream that I met Marjorie Taylor Greene and gave her my phone number
My Italian friend told me I would have no problem getting into the clubs in Berlin because of my androgynous look ✨
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My Italian friend told me I would have no problem getting into the clubs in Berlin because of my androgynous look ✨
One thing about me is that when a cute guy pops up on my fyp on TikTok, I will be instantly following
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
One thing about me is that when a cute guy pops up on my fyp on TikTok, I will be instantly following
Adjusting to Spanish culture is so interesting. Spaniards will touch you for no god damn reason and I’ll be ready to freak the fuck out like I’m about to get real Philadelphia up in this bitch
September 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Adjusting to Spanish culture is so interesting. Spaniards will touch you for no god damn reason and I’ll be ready to freak the fuck out like I’m about to get real Philadelphia up in this bitch
Random Italians approaching me at the club asking to get their picture with me… I love my fans
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Random Italians approaching me at the club asking to get their picture with me… I love my fans
Haven’t seen a single cat or rat since being in Madrid :/
September 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Haven’t seen a single cat or rat since being in Madrid :/
Just realised that I topped on the first day of autumn omg fem top fall is really here
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just realised that I topped on the first day of autumn omg fem top fall is really here
First night in Madrid and I slept in a guy’s 4-star hotel room instead of the tiny room I’m renting that I found on Facebook 🙂↕️
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
First night in Madrid and I slept in a guy’s 4-star hotel room instead of the tiny room I’m renting that I found on Facebook 🙂↕️
That moment when you walk out of the Madrid airport and smell that European tobacco 😍
September 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
That moment when you walk out of the Madrid airport and smell that European tobacco 😍
It always blows my mind how you can get inside a big metal tube that flys and a few hours later you are on a different continent on the other side of an ocean
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It always blows my mind how you can get inside a big metal tube that flys and a few hours later you are on a different continent on the other side of an ocean
Forgot my poppers in my mom’s fridge :(
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Forgot my poppers in my mom’s fridge :(
This would be an amazing year for Kim Petras to give us Turn Off the Light Part 4
September 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This would be an amazing year for Kim Petras to give us Turn Off the Light Part 4
The feminine urge to invite all my fwb to my going away party
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The feminine urge to invite all my fwb to my going away party
Cishets all over this city wearing green and saying go birds. I’m glad I’m getting tf out
September 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Cishets all over this city wearing green and saying go birds. I’m glad I’m getting tf out
Pretty bad timing that I finally got romantically involved with someone one month before leaving Philly lol
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pretty bad timing that I finally got romantically involved with someone one month before leaving Philly lol
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