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In the upcoming season of Love is Blind, do you think the participants will discuss actual important things for merging two lives, or will they instead focus on a song that both of their families love and decide to propose based on this one thing??
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
In the upcoming season of Love is Blind, do you think the participants will discuss actual important things for merging two lives, or will they instead focus on a song that both of their families love and decide to propose based on this one thing??
It’s funny when performers say things like “ice out” and the whole audience cheers, but you KNOW there’s at least ten bitches in that room who fully support that shit.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
It’s funny when performers say things like “ice out” and the whole audience cheers, but you KNOW there’s at least ten bitches in that room who fully support that shit.
“Cassie becomes an only fans model” why? Cause gross sad men want to see someone undress and for some reason porn just doesn’t cut it for them anymore
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“Cassie becomes an only fans model” why? Cause gross sad men want to see someone undress and for some reason porn just doesn’t cut it for them anymore
Euphoria isn’t written for teens, it’s written for sad old horny men who want to fantasize about fucking children
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Euphoria isn’t written for teens, it’s written for sad old horny men who want to fantasize about fucking children
And before people eat me alive bc “not everyone can stay home from work” (something they didn’t consider when getting pregnant), you can still teach your young child how to cough into their elbow or the neck of their shirt to keep germs to themselves, or give them masks, or ANYTHING but yall don’t
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
And before people eat me alive bc “not everyone can stay home from work” (something they didn’t consider when getting pregnant), you can still teach your young child how to cough into their elbow or the neck of their shirt to keep germs to themselves, or give them masks, or ANYTHING but yall don’t
Kids come to school constantly with fevers, bad coughs, “not being able to smell”, and “after they threw up that morning”. Parents. Are. Shitty. And you all bitch the same way how your kids all bring home germs from other sick kids but do the same shit when it’s your turn
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Kids come to school constantly with fevers, bad coughs, “not being able to smell”, and “after they threw up that morning”. Parents. Are. Shitty. And you all bitch the same way how your kids all bring home germs from other sick kids but do the same shit when it’s your turn
People shouldn’t have children. I am sick for the 4th time since September (elementary school teacher) bc parents send their kids to school sick AND don’t teach them proper etiquette for managing germs. I’m sooo fucking done with people. You all suck as parents and I’m over it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
People shouldn’t have children. I am sick for the 4th time since September (elementary school teacher) bc parents send their kids to school sick AND don’t teach them proper etiquette for managing germs. I’m sooo fucking done with people. You all suck as parents and I’m over it.
I slept well on a school night for maybe the second night since September
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I slept well on a school night for maybe the second night since September
A #chromecast Home Screen versus a #smartTV Home Screen … I will never get a smart tv again. Fucking gross.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
A #chromecast Home Screen versus a #smartTV Home Screen … I will never get a smart tv again. Fucking gross.
#verizon really said “we fucked up bad, so take these 20 bucks - but you gotta beg first.” Verizon should give 20 automatically to every person who was disrupted
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
#verizon really said “we fucked up bad, so take these 20 bucks - but you gotta beg first.” Verizon should give 20 automatically to every person who was disrupted
Everywhere I fucking go it’s “use our AI!”
“Use our new AI on google classroom!”
“Use our new AI to write lesson plans!”
Stop trying to make AI happen.
It’s not going to happen.
“Use our new AI on google classroom!”
“Use our new AI to write lesson plans!”
Stop trying to make AI happen.
It’s not going to happen.
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Everywhere I fucking go it’s “use our AI!”
“Use our new AI on google classroom!”
“Use our new AI to write lesson plans!”
Stop trying to make AI happen.
It’s not going to happen.
“Use our new AI on google classroom!”
“Use our new AI to write lesson plans!”
Stop trying to make AI happen.
It’s not going to happen.
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If you like the smell of vanilla (like in soaps, perfumes) you’re a trash human I’m sorry that’s just how it is
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If you like the smell of vanilla (like in soaps, perfumes) you’re a trash human I’m sorry that’s just how it is
How many celebs attend these things? And a whopping FIVE decided to speak out? Fuck the rest of #hollywood you bitches can choke
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
How many celebs attend these things? And a whopping FIVE decided to speak out? Fuck the rest of #hollywood you bitches can choke
There’s an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry talks about a woman faking it, and then Elaine shares that when she slept with Jerry, she also faked it. And he didn’t know. Which proves that Jerry had NEVER made a woman cum [on his dick] because if he had, he would know the difference.
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
There’s an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry talks about a woman faking it, and then Elaine shares that when she slept with Jerry, she also faked it. And he didn’t know. Which proves that Jerry had NEVER made a woman cum [on his dick] because if he had, he would know the difference.
Kim and Kourtney laugh and say “omg you guys really think we hate each other?!” But if they were completely independent of each other business-wise I’m guessing they would only see each other at the holidays
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Kim and Kourtney laugh and say “omg you guys really think we hate each other?!” But if they were completely independent of each other business-wise I’m guessing they would only see each other at the holidays
Let’s go panthers!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Let’s go panthers!!!!!
I don’t use twitter because I’m not an asshole but for those still on it - why are they not asking grok or whatever the fuck to make images of “straight men” getting fucked in the ass or gobbling up some dick?? Ladies fight back
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I don’t use twitter because I’m not an asshole but for those still on it - why are they not asking grok or whatever the fuck to make images of “straight men” getting fucked in the ass or gobbling up some dick?? Ladies fight back
Queen Latifah is a vampire for sure, how has she looked the same for the past 20 years? Gawjus
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Queen Latifah is a vampire for sure, how has she looked the same for the past 20 years? Gawjus
If you like the smell of vanilla (like in soaps, perfumes) you’re a trash human I’m sorry that’s just how it is
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If you like the smell of vanilla (like in soaps, perfumes) you’re a trash human I’m sorry that’s just how it is
There’s a 1000000 reasons to despise the #NFL and one of them is their exceptionally shitty treatment of the Carolina panthers. It’s been this way for years even when Cam was quarterback
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There’s a 1000000 reasons to despise the #NFL and one of them is their exceptionally shitty treatment of the Carolina panthers. It’s been this way for years even when Cam was quarterback