Jan
@janwhitesell.bsky.social
Married over 40 years. No children except fur babies. Politically moderate. Love animals. GIS Professional.
I'm not a doctor, but I think Trump's condition is actually Chronic Venomous Insufferability.
July 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I think Trump's condition is actually Chronic Venomous Insufferability.
There are 2 reasons why it's so hard to solve a MAGA murder.
1. The DNA matches.
2. No dental.
1. The DNA matches.
2. No dental.
June 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There are 2 reasons why it's so hard to solve a MAGA murder.
1. The DNA matches.
2. No dental.
1. The DNA matches.
2. No dental.
Best sign ever:
Yes, that red hat DOES make your dick look small.
Yes, that red hat DOES make your dick look small.
a man with a beard is wearing a red hat that says make america great again
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red hat that says make america great again
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June 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Best sign ever:
Yes, that red hat DOES make your dick look small.
Yes, that red hat DOES make your dick look small.
Trump says his life was better before he was President.
So was everyone else's.
So was everyone else's.
May 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump says his life was better before he was President.
So was everyone else's.
So was everyone else's.
I gotta say, I miss the kind, quiet, old man who steered the economy out of a raging dumpster fire without turning every day into a circus train to hell.
May 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I gotta say, I miss the kind, quiet, old man who steered the economy out of a raging dumpster fire without turning every day into a circus train to hell.
It's really too bad that you can't order Karma and have it delivered like flowers.
May 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's really too bad that you can't order Karma and have it delivered like flowers.
The difference between humans and animals is that animals would never follow the dumbest one in the herd.
April 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The difference between humans and animals is that animals would never follow the dumbest one in the herd.
Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President? I'm so confused.
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President? I'm so confused.
We need to put one of those breathalyzer contraptions that lets you start your car and put it on Pete Hegseth's phone.
April 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We need to put one of those breathalyzer contraptions that lets you start your car and put it on Pete Hegseth's phone.
I have got to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"
People are beginning to take it as a challenge.
People are beginning to take it as a challenge.
April 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have got to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"
People are beginning to take it as a challenge.
People are beginning to take it as a challenge.
How to tell that you're an adult.
1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake.
2. You'd rather sleep than go out.
3. Everything hurts.
4. Comfort comes before style.
5. You have a favorite spatula.
6. College students look like they're 11.
1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake.
2. You'd rather sleep than go out.
3. Everything hurts.
4. Comfort comes before style.
5. You have a favorite spatula.
6. College students look like they're 11.
April 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
How to tell that you're an adult.
1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake.
2. You'd rather sleep than go out.
3. Everything hurts.
4. Comfort comes before style.
5. You have a favorite spatula.
6. College students look like they're 11.
1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake.
2. You'd rather sleep than go out.
3. Everything hurts.
4. Comfort comes before style.
5. You have a favorite spatula.
6. College students look like they're 11.
Mark Twain famously said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. He was getting at a fundamental truth: Although history never follows precisely the same path as before, it can show similar patterns and provide useful lessons.
Things that make you go "hmmm".
Things that make you go "hmmm".
April 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mark Twain famously said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. He was getting at a fundamental truth: Although history never follows precisely the same path as before, it can show similar patterns and provide useful lessons.
Things that make you go "hmmm".
Things that make you go "hmmm".
Six weeks into this dictatorship and I'm using "FUCK" like it's a comma.
April 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Six weeks into this dictatorship and I'm using "FUCK" like it's a comma.
Cory Booker's bladder is stronger than the ENTIRE Republican party!
April 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Cory Booker's bladder is stronger than the ENTIRE Republican party!
Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs
Venus 56%
Xanadu 43%
Vulcan 77%
Antarctic Ocean 89%
Rings of Saturn 12%
Valhalla 34%
Narnia 16%
Hogwarts 77%
Heaven 96%
Hell 1%
Venus 56%
Xanadu 43%
Vulcan 77%
Antarctic Ocean 89%
Rings of Saturn 12%
Valhalla 34%
Narnia 16%
Hogwarts 77%
Heaven 96%
Hell 1%
April 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs
Venus 56%
Xanadu 43%
Vulcan 77%
Antarctic Ocean 89%
Rings of Saturn 12%
Valhalla 34%
Narnia 16%
Hogwarts 77%
Heaven 96%
Hell 1%
Venus 56%
Xanadu 43%
Vulcan 77%
Antarctic Ocean 89%
Rings of Saturn 12%
Valhalla 34%
Narnia 16%
Hogwarts 77%
Heaven 96%
Hell 1%
Protest at the McDonald and Heard Islands. Flippers Off!
a group of penguins are walking in the snow with a national geographic wild logo
ALT: a group of penguins are walking in the snow with a national geographic wild logo
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April 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Protest at the McDonald and Heard Islands. Flippers Off!
First they came for the LGBT community and I said "No".
Then they came for the people of color and I said "No".
Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No".
Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.
Then they came for the people of color and I said "No".
Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No".
Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.
a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
First they came for the LGBT community and I said "No".
Then they came for the people of color and I said "No".
Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No".
Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.
Then they came for the people of color and I said "No".
Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No".
Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.
Now we all understand how he bankrupted a casino.
donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
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April 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Now we all understand how he bankrupted a casino.
Elon Musk = Actively Incompetent
April 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Elon Musk = Actively Incompetent
My new word of the year!
April 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My new word of the year!