Jane St Clair • Victoria BC 🇨🇦 • FMTY ✈️
@janestclair.bsky.social
5’11” part-time muse, full-time hedonist, seeking discerning others for clandestine arrangements.
I’m also very funny.
I’m also very funny.
Pinned
Hi friends 🙋🏻♀️
I’m Jane, a 5’11 brunette w/ svelte curves, located in Victoria BC or FMTY
I’m University-educated & well-traveled, with a taste for life’s finer things, but finding equal joy in the beauty of simple pleasures
Let’s get to know each other 💋
I’m Jane, a 5’11 brunette w/ svelte curves, located in Victoria BC or FMTY
I’m University-educated & well-traveled, with a taste for life’s finer things, but finding equal joy in the beauty of simple pleasures
Let’s get to know each other 💋
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LMAOOO, the funniest things I've heard in a while is that trump invited President Xi to his inauguration, like a desperate kid looking for a date to the prom... and he DECLINED.
Suck it, Spanky.
Suck it, Spanky.
December 13, 2024 at 5:37 AM
LMAOOO, the funniest things I've heard in a while is that trump invited President Xi to his inauguration, like a desperate kid looking for a date to the prom... and he DECLINED.
Suck it, Spanky.
Suck it, Spanky.
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don’t be a snitch, be a team player. ✊🏼
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 AM
don’t be a snitch, be a team player. ✊🏼
Bye Brian 👋🏼
Hope you packed your sunscreen bro 😂
Hope you packed your sunscreen bro 😂
United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Bye Brian 👋🏼
Hope you packed your sunscreen bro 😂
Hope you packed your sunscreen bro 😂
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
I need more inside winter hobbies so I decided to download Duolingo again
Can’t wait for that little green bird to emotionally browbeat me into learning Spanish 😂
Can’t wait for that little green bird to emotionally browbeat me into learning Spanish 😂
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I need more inside winter hobbies so I decided to download Duolingo again
Can’t wait for that little green bird to emotionally browbeat me into learning Spanish 😂
Can’t wait for that little green bird to emotionally browbeat me into learning Spanish 😂
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Various Storms & Saints
December 2, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Various Storms & Saints
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Things were done with in 2025:
- body shaming
- rate shaming
- age shaming
- gender shaming
- basically all shaming
- toxic masculinity
- SW on SW hate
- Twitter/X 😂
- body shaming
- rate shaming
- age shaming
- gender shaming
- basically all shaming
- toxic masculinity
- SW on SW hate
- Twitter/X 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Things were done with in 2025:
- body shaming
- rate shaming
- age shaming
- gender shaming
- basically all shaming
- toxic masculinity
- SW on SW hate
- Twitter/X 😂
- body shaming
- rate shaming
- age shaming
- gender shaming
- basically all shaming
- toxic masculinity
- SW on SW hate
- Twitter/X 😂
Guys, I am on day 1 of a new sleep sched & I’m gonna be so tired 😭
5:30am wake up to max my awake time not at work & hitting the gym/being prepped for the day
Day 1: I made it as far as putting my gym clothes on to watch the news 😂
But I hit my 5:30am goal! That counts for something right?!
5:30am wake up to max my awake time not at work & hitting the gym/being prepped for the day
Day 1: I made it as far as putting my gym clothes on to watch the news 😂
But I hit my 5:30am goal! That counts for something right?!
December 2, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Guys, I am on day 1 of a new sleep sched & I’m gonna be so tired 😭
5:30am wake up to max my awake time not at work & hitting the gym/being prepped for the day
Day 1: I made it as far as putting my gym clothes on to watch the news 😂
But I hit my 5:30am goal! That counts for something right?!
5:30am wake up to max my awake time not at work & hitting the gym/being prepped for the day
Day 1: I made it as far as putting my gym clothes on to watch the news 😂
But I hit my 5:30am goal! That counts for something right?!
Why do I have a min age limit you ask?
This is why.
Gee, like, what else might I want to know? About a rando texting to meet me alone in private, in order to be intimate w/in the first mins of meeting?
The age limit is now 30. You can thank this dude.
This is why.
Gee, like, what else might I want to know? About a rando texting to meet me alone in private, in order to be intimate w/in the first mins of meeting?
The age limit is now 30. You can thank this dude.
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why do I have a min age limit you ask?
This is why.
Gee, like, what else might I want to know? About a rando texting to meet me alone in private, in order to be intimate w/in the first mins of meeting?
The age limit is now 30. You can thank this dude.
This is why.
Gee, like, what else might I want to know? About a rando texting to meet me alone in private, in order to be intimate w/in the first mins of meeting?
The age limit is now 30. You can thank this dude.
I realize I haven’t been posting here often due to my bad habit of logging into the other place first
I also have bad app placement on my phone
Anyhoo, I’m hot. That’s the post 💋
I also have bad app placement on my phone
Anyhoo, I’m hot. That’s the post 💋
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I realize I haven’t been posting here often due to my bad habit of logging into the other place first
I also have bad app placement on my phone
Anyhoo, I’m hot. That’s the post 💋
I also have bad app placement on my phone
Anyhoo, I’m hot. That’s the post 💋
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It’s my birthday month, let’s celebrate 🤍
December 1, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It’s my birthday month, let’s celebrate 🤍
Honestly, being conventionally hot doesn’t even correlate with being enjoyable to be around in any capacity
My all time favourite clients are almost exclusively over the age of 55, with a couple of young guys who know how to act. When you state young and hot, I expect a bloated ego and bad skills
My all time favourite clients are almost exclusively over the age of 55, with a couple of young guys who know how to act. When you state young and hot, I expect a bloated ego and bad skills
To me, being conventionally hot doesn’t correlate with you being a good lover. You can absolutely be both, but being a good lover is associated with thoughtfulness, a great personality, a beautiful mind etc
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Honestly, being conventionally hot doesn’t even correlate with being enjoyable to be around in any capacity
My all time favourite clients are almost exclusively over the age of 55, with a couple of young guys who know how to act. When you state young and hot, I expect a bloated ego and bad skills
My all time favourite clients are almost exclusively over the age of 55, with a couple of young guys who know how to act. When you state young and hot, I expect a bloated ego and bad skills
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If you try to get me to lower my rates because you are “young and attractive,” you don’t understand my philosophy on attraction or the the depth of what I do
I adore having lovers of varying ages and looks. Different rules don’t apply to you if you fall under conventional beauty standards
I adore having lovers of varying ages and looks. Different rules don’t apply to you if you fall under conventional beauty standards
December 1, 2024 at 11:34 PM
If you try to get me to lower my rates because you are “young and attractive,” you don’t understand my philosophy on attraction or the the depth of what I do
I adore having lovers of varying ages and looks. Different rules don’t apply to you if you fall under conventional beauty standards
I adore having lovers of varying ages and looks. Different rules don’t apply to you if you fall under conventional beauty standards
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Dallas! It’s been a minute. Let’s share a glass? 🥂
Jan 15-17 (some flexibility on dates)
Jan 15-17 (some flexibility on dates)
December 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Dallas! It’s been a minute. Let’s share a glass? 🥂
Jan 15-17 (some flexibility on dates)
Jan 15-17 (some flexibility on dates)
I am seriously considering switching from Apple to android
I have my eyes on a Samsung S24 Ultra. Does anyone already own this who can give feedback?
My main concern, outside of the usual correspondence of a cell phone, is photo quality. Of myself and of my cats. Priorities, ya know?
I have my eyes on a Samsung S24 Ultra. Does anyone already own this who can give feedback?
My main concern, outside of the usual correspondence of a cell phone, is photo quality. Of myself and of my cats. Priorities, ya know?
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I am seriously considering switching from Apple to android
I have my eyes on a Samsung S24 Ultra. Does anyone already own this who can give feedback?
My main concern, outside of the usual correspondence of a cell phone, is photo quality. Of myself and of my cats. Priorities, ya know?
I have my eyes on a Samsung S24 Ultra. Does anyone already own this who can give feedback?
My main concern, outside of the usual correspondence of a cell phone, is photo quality. Of myself and of my cats. Priorities, ya know?
Just cancelled my blue check on the other app and I’m moving to Bluesky exclusively as soon as it runs out 🥳🥳🥳🥳
November 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Just cancelled my blue check on the other app and I’m moving to Bluesky exclusively as soon as it runs out 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Wine me dine me…
Vancouver, you somehow always leave me spellbound, even when you’re a bunch of bratty last min appointments!!
Specifically, thank you so much B, for making last minute booking easy and then sweeping me off my weary feet 🫠🫠💋
Vancouver, you somehow always leave me spellbound, even when you’re a bunch of bratty last min appointments!!
Specifically, thank you so much B, for making last minute booking easy and then sweeping me off my weary feet 🫠🫠💋
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Wine me dine me…
Vancouver, you somehow always leave me spellbound, even when you’re a bunch of bratty last min appointments!!
Specifically, thank you so much B, for making last minute booking easy and then sweeping me off my weary feet 🫠🫠💋
Vancouver, you somehow always leave me spellbound, even when you’re a bunch of bratty last min appointments!!
Specifically, thank you so much B, for making last minute booking easy and then sweeping me off my weary feet 🫠🫠💋
Vancouver! I have arrived 😎✈️🥳
But I can’t check into my accommodation until at least 2pm 🤣
In the meantime, I’ll be shopping 🛍️
I have one appointment time available tonight, and another tomorrow!! Don’t miss your chance while I’m here, I don’t know when I’ll be back xo
But I can’t check into my accommodation until at least 2pm 🤣
In the meantime, I’ll be shopping 🛍️
I have one appointment time available tonight, and another tomorrow!! Don’t miss your chance while I’m here, I don’t know when I’ll be back xo
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Vancouver! I have arrived 😎✈️🥳
But I can’t check into my accommodation until at least 2pm 🤣
In the meantime, I’ll be shopping 🛍️
I have one appointment time available tonight, and another tomorrow!! Don’t miss your chance while I’m here, I don’t know when I’ll be back xo
But I can’t check into my accommodation until at least 2pm 🤣
In the meantime, I’ll be shopping 🛍️
I have one appointment time available tonight, and another tomorrow!! Don’t miss your chance while I’m here, I don’t know when I’ll be back xo
This site is actually great!! I don’t know why I haven’t been spending more time here
Also, as I peruse, I’m realizing there is a lot more leftist ideology/perspective being discussed without the trolls, and I am here for it!!
That’s right. Ya girl is a pinko!
Also, as I peruse, I’m realizing there is a lot more leftist ideology/perspective being discussed without the trolls, and I am here for it!!
That’s right. Ya girl is a pinko!
a close up of a cat wearing a russian hat .
ALT: a close up of a cat wearing a russian hat .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
This site is actually great!! I don’t know why I haven’t been spending more time here
Also, as I peruse, I’m realizing there is a lot more leftist ideology/perspective being discussed without the trolls, and I am here for it!!
That’s right. Ya girl is a pinko!
Also, as I peruse, I’m realizing there is a lot more leftist ideology/perspective being discussed without the trolls, and I am here for it!!
That’s right. Ya girl is a pinko!
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
I’m an only child and it makes me sad that I don’t get to be the problematic aunty
I do have a born-again cousin with lots of kids though 🤔😂
I do have a born-again cousin with lots of kids though 🤔😂
Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I’m an only child and it makes me sad that I don’t get to be the problematic aunty
I do have a born-again cousin with lots of kids though 🤔😂
I do have a born-again cousin with lots of kids though 🤔😂
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
I am going on a provider following spree right now!!
Please can more of you follow me back, my follow list looks like I’m a hobbyist 😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Please can more of you follow me back, my follow list looks like I’m a hobbyist 😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I am going on a provider following spree right now!!
Please can more of you follow me back, my follow list looks like I’m a hobbyist 😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Please can more of you follow me back, my follow list looks like I’m a hobbyist 😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼