@janeposta.bsky.social
thief. inventor of technology. SIDS survivor
the remorseful gamer mourns the pros that could have blossomed from noobs long since pwned
September 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
the remorseful gamer mourns the pros that could have blossomed from noobs long since pwned
I just want to say how much of an honor it is to DJ at this event... twenty years ago, my wife left me, and took everything but my equipment. it is all I know anymore. my only purpose. I hope you enjoy. and to the ladies in the audience: remember to WASH! UNDER! YOUR! FORESKIN!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just want to say how much of an honor it is to DJ at this event... twenty years ago, my wife left me, and took everything but my equipment. it is all I know anymore. my only purpose. I hope you enjoy. and to the ladies in the audience: remember to WASH! UNDER! YOUR! FORESKIN!!!!!
thriving under the influence
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
thriving under the influence
how it feels to be the least sexually esoteric homie
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
how it feels to be the least sexually esoteric homie
it is difficult to determine whether barem was a good man. on the one hand, he murdered meowy, and nayuta. on the other hand, he set six dogs, and far-right extremist yoshida "hate crime officer" hirofumi, ablaze. he was a complicated man, I suppose.
September 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it is difficult to determine whether barem was a good man. on the one hand, he murdered meowy, and nayuta. on the other hand, he set six dogs, and far-right extremist yoshida "hate crime officer" hirofumi, ablaze. he was a complicated man, I suppose.
I was near fatally maimed in a professional gamer slam poetry accident
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I was near fatally maimed in a professional gamer slam poetry accident
September 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
dming my buddy THEGAMINGFUNGUS: bro... check out darkroot garden... you're gonna love this
June 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
dming my buddy THEGAMINGFUNGUS: bro... check out darkroot garden... you're gonna love this
spent three hours last night jerking my shit raw to a picture of the roots of the great tree at the center of the earth. whimpering and moaning and sweating and quivering at their twisting, gnarled majesty
June 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
spent three hours last night jerking my shit raw to a picture of the roots of the great tree at the center of the earth. whimpering and moaning and sweating and quivering at their twisting, gnarled majesty
[ominously] the generalissimo of the exalted department of hamster psychology would like to have a word with you
June 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[ominously] the generalissimo of the exalted department of hamster psychology would like to have a word with you
cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet
June 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet
WE'LL SEE IF YOUR STUPID PINK FROSTED SPRINKLE DONUT CAN WITHSTAND MY「RADIANT DEATH FLARE」
May 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
WE'LL SEE IF YOUR STUPID PINK FROSTED SPRINKLE DONUT CAN WITHSTAND MY「RADIANT DEATH FLARE」
wow. being *checks notes* tortured to death by a skeleton in the necromancers dungeon was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
May 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
wow. being *checks notes* tortured to death by a skeleton in the necromancers dungeon was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
lose 40% of my body weight, take estrogen for an indeterminate amount of time, suddenly my 5 year old xl mens boxer briefs dont want to fit properly anymore, utter bullshit nonsense
May 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
lose 40% of my body weight, take estrogen for an indeterminate amount of time, suddenly my 5 year old xl mens boxer briefs dont want to fit properly anymore, utter bullshit nonsense
only real reason Im not using this site more (friends not being on here aside) is none of the japanese zoo accounts post on here
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
only real reason Im not using this site more (friends not being on here aside) is none of the japanese zoo accounts post on here
diagram created for an argument
May 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
diagram created for an argument
no one in the royal palace will add me to the scheming vizier chat even though I'm so good with a dagger and poisons probably because Im a a strange man from a strange land with no ambition for power or the crown only to stuff my pockets with the royal treasury and bring this nation to ruin whatever
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
no one in the royal palace will add me to the scheming vizier chat even though I'm so good with a dagger and poisons probably because Im a a strange man from a strange land with no ambition for power or the crown only to stuff my pockets with the royal treasury and bring this nation to ruin whatever
my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"
your candy ass is about to be swept away by the poisonous current playa
April 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
your candy ass is about to be swept away by the poisonous current playa
THEY LACED MY SHIT WITH CREAM CHEESE DAWG
April 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
THEY LACED MY SHIT WITH CREAM CHEESE DAWG
I've been on an all consuming nostalgia bender for the last few hours, it feels very grim given the circumstance
April 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I've been on an all consuming nostalgia bender for the last few hours, it feels very grim given the circumstance
he thought his fortress walls could keep my hordes at bay I slimed his candy ass with a trebuchet from five leagues out
March 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
he thought his fortress walls could keep my hordes at bay I slimed his candy ass with a trebuchet from five leagues out