Jane Copland
@janecopland.bsky.social
Writer repped by Sara Langham at David Higham Associates.
National swimming champ 🇳🇿, sub-40 10K club, marathon runner, rugby nerd 🌹
In: The Independent, Brick Lane Bookshop, Witness Magazine, Newsroom, Hayden's Ferry+more. https://janecopland.com/
National swimming champ 🇳🇿, sub-40 10K club, marathon runner, rugby nerd 🌹
In: The Independent, Brick Lane Bookshop, Witness Magazine, Newsroom, Hayden's Ferry+more. https://janecopland.com/
Imagine trying this hard to understand what the strange hairless apes are saying to you, when your brain is just one small scoop of mashed potato 💚
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Imagine trying this hard to understand what the strange hairless apes are saying to you, when your brain is just one small scoop of mashed potato 💚
There are two wolves inside of you. One runs marathons. The other has been in this chair since one o’clock and has one more rugby game yet to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There are two wolves inside of you. One runs marathons. The other has been in this chair since one o’clock and has one more rugby game yet to watch.
Excited to announce that after 1,257 days, I got Wordle in one 🫡
Wordle 1,603 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,603 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Excited to announce that after 1,257 days, I got Wordle in one 🫡
Wordle 1,603 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,603 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
From Friday. Halloween at Northmoor Road 🧝♀️ 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
From Friday. Halloween at Northmoor Road 🧝♀️ 🫡
I have American friends visiting and they are horrified. HORRIFIED.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I have American friends visiting and they are horrified. HORRIFIED.
Now that was a good Halloween. Ten years 👀 🩷🖤
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Now that was a good Halloween. Ten years 👀 🩷🖤
Good morning Corfu.
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Good morning Corfu.
The face you make after making the mistake of taking nine ten year old boys to an Arsenal match when you could’ve been sitting alone in a dark room somewhere 🙃❤️ #coyg
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The face you make after making the mistake of taking nine ten year old boys to an Arsenal match when you could’ve been sitting alone in a dark room somewhere 🙃❤️ #coyg
Nearly made the mistake of forgetting these before spending an hour on a bus to the Emirates with nine ten year olds. Literally ran home to fetch them 🫡 #coyg ❤️🤍
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Nearly made the mistake of forgetting these before spending an hour on a bus to the Emirates with nine ten year olds. Literally ran home to fetch them 🫡 #coyg ❤️🤍
@joannaredfeather.bsky.social Hey lady! It's been ages, how are you? x
August 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
@joannaredfeather.bsky.social Hey lady! It's been ages, how are you? x
Something about a dictionary without the word “internet” 💙
Also Mum, this book is overdue.
Also Mum, this book is overdue.
March 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Something about a dictionary without the word “internet” 💙
Also Mum, this book is overdue.
Also Mum, this book is overdue.
She’s convinced I haven’t given her all of the treats. I have given her all of the treats.
January 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
She’s convinced I haven’t given her all of the treats. I have given her all of the treats.
Sweet sixteenth. 27 January 2009 🇬🇧 Arrived with two suitcases and a five year visa.
They’ll laugh at you, they’ll call you names, they’ll say you’ll fail, they’ll be wrong. Here’s to ignoring all the conditioning to appease the crabs in the bucket, and choosing your future.
They’ll laugh at you, they’ll call you names, they’ll say you’ll fail, they’ll be wrong. Here’s to ignoring all the conditioning to appease the crabs in the bucket, and choosing your future.
January 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sweet sixteenth. 27 January 2009 🇬🇧 Arrived with two suitcases and a five year visa.
They’ll laugh at you, they’ll call you names, they’ll say you’ll fail, they’ll be wrong. Here’s to ignoring all the conditioning to appease the crabs in the bucket, and choosing your future.
They’ll laugh at you, they’ll call you names, they’ll say you’ll fail, they’ll be wrong. Here’s to ignoring all the conditioning to appease the crabs in the bucket, and choosing your future.
Always acknowledge the day you won your freedom.
17 January 2009, I left Seattle with two suitcases and a UK visa, which I took with me to London nine days later.
Sixteen years well spent 🇬🇧 🩷
17 January 2009, I left Seattle with two suitcases and a UK visa, which I took with me to London nine days later.
Sixteen years well spent 🇬🇧 🩷
January 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Always acknowledge the day you won your freedom.
17 January 2009, I left Seattle with two suitcases and a UK visa, which I took with me to London nine days later.
Sixteen years well spent 🇬🇧 🩷
17 January 2009, I left Seattle with two suitcases and a UK visa, which I took with me to London nine days later.
Sixteen years well spent 🇬🇧 🩷
2024, you beauty. It has been an absolute privilege 🫡🩷🤘
December 31, 2024 at 4:26 PM
2024, you beauty. It has been an absolute privilege 🫡🩷🤘
A very messy 24 hours in 🇳🇱 with Bekki and Eyad. We were all coached by my dad, Eyad 15 years later than Bekki and me, and we’d never hung out altogether before. From Syria to Napier, via West Auckland, to an Irish pub in Amsterdam 😂
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 AM
A very messy 24 hours in 🇳🇱 with Bekki and Eyad. We were all coached by my dad, Eyad 15 years later than Bekki and me, and we’d never hung out altogether before. From Syria to Napier, via West Auckland, to an Irish pub in Amsterdam 😂
Just Oxford dog walks.
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Just Oxford dog walks.
England faithful 🌹🏴🏉❤️
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
England faithful 🌹🏴🏉❤️
All due respect Google, but no?
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
All due respect Google, but no?
My child, from the southernmost of all the southerns, sees one flake of snow and claims school will be cancelled and he should, by rights, go back to bed ❄️
November 19, 2024 at 7:28 AM
My child, from the southernmost of all the southerns, sees one flake of snow and claims school will be cancelled and he should, by rights, go back to bed ❄️
Not the most heartening weekend for my chosen fandoms so far. Come on England ⚽️ 😬
November 17, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Not the most heartening weekend for my chosen fandoms so far. Come on England ⚽️ 😬
Friends, please send me recommendations as to who to follow on here. Literary realism, CNF/memoir writing, NCAA and world swimming, distance running, German Shepherds...
Definitely not paying for the bird app if that's where it's going.
Definitely not paying for the bird app if that's where it's going.
September 19, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Friends, please send me recommendations as to who to follow on here. Literary realism, CNF/memoir writing, NCAA and world swimming, distance running, German Shepherds...
Definitely not paying for the bird app if that's where it's going.
Definitely not paying for the bird app if that's where it's going.
Absolutely bloody delighted with this. This one means more than many of them have. “Just to You”, long listed in the 2023 Brick Lane Bookshop Short Story Prize 💚🤘
August 25, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Absolutely bloody delighted with this. This one means more than many of them have. “Just to You”, long listed in the 2023 Brick Lane Bookshop Short Story Prize 💚🤘
March -> August.
She spent the day helping me sub pieces about misogyny in tech (complete with email receipts), urban noir and cleaning an AR-15 as a metaphor for my mid-twenties. It’s no wonder she’s tired 😂
She spent the day helping me sub pieces about misogyny in tech (complete with email receipts), urban noir and cleaning an AR-15 as a metaphor for my mid-twenties. It’s no wonder she’s tired 😂
August 4, 2023 at 6:40 PM
March -> August.
She spent the day helping me sub pieces about misogyny in tech (complete with email receipts), urban noir and cleaning an AR-15 as a metaphor for my mid-twenties. It’s no wonder she’s tired 😂
She spent the day helping me sub pieces about misogyny in tech (complete with email receipts), urban noir and cleaning an AR-15 as a metaphor for my mid-twenties. It’s no wonder she’s tired 😂