Hey ChatGPT: Craft 35-page MAHA report. Tone = Koop + Lasso. Sciency; repeat “unprecedented public-health inflection point.” Blame junk food, screens, moon phases; skip climate, guns, ag biz; vaccines a (risky) choice. Sprinkle 500 APA citations (journals + Insta Influencers). Use "oaicite". GO!

Is Katie Miller the Michele Fiore of Jada Pinketts or the Jordan Hudson of Lauta Loomers?

I hate to say this, and it gives me the chills just to think it, but CECOT is on (and not a short way down) the road to Auschwitz.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The European Federation of Journalists representing 300,000+ journalists have announced they are leaving Elon Musk's X and will no longer be posting.

All of us (incl me) are convinced Trump is a Russian asset. Meanwhile, he is disemboweling the FBI. When are those patriotic agents going to start leaking everything they have about Trump and his cronies?

Marco Rubio was never a profile in courage, but he at least tried, like 2013-15 Gang of Eight immigration. Now, his career is collapsing, and Trump will humiliate him more, fire him by summer. In retrospect, we'll all see the saga as inevitable, cold-served revenge for the “little hands” comment.

I feel for federal employees right now. I keep visualizing Muck and his cronies sitting on some top floor like Randolph and Mortimer Duke placing $1 bets on what people will do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZh...

Asking for a friend: are we really better off forcing a sale of TikTok from China to Elon&bros?

Will the disinformation risk improve? Will the sale fend off the forthcoming kleptofascist takeover or facilitate it?

Legacy media dunking on all these Republicans for old Trump-hating tweets or anti-TikTok posts have lost the plot. It’s just cheap, counterproductive click chasing.

In today’s GOP, hypocrisy and bending the knee is a feature not a bug.

Just got another offer of free credit monitoring thanks to another company's piss poor security gave away a ridiculous amount of my data. I'll use it in 2045 after exhausting all 20 other breach-related offers I've received in the last three years.

I admire and respect Joe Biden. But pardoning Hunter was a hypocritical and selfish act. A major setback for the left.

Total FAFO moment for Dearborn, MI and the Left. New US ambassador to Israel that believes in the mythical land of Israel from the river to the sea. Next up: annexation of West Bank and Gaza and Israeli/US forced displacement to Jordan, Syria, Lebanon and Egypt?