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Jamie
@jamiewamie.bsky.social
Scientist by day, buffoon at most other times, with some overlap. Here for all the lovely things and good people.

Rated ‘Try to get a full refund’ by Which?

Here from the other place
You really fucking don’t, SWR…
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fuck Labour, fuck ‘em to hell. Starting to hate them more than the Tories. 😡

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Government U-turns on support for bird-friendly swift bricks in new homes
Housing minister Steve Reed refuses to back mandating measure, despite giving support while in environment job
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
*PSA KLAXON*

Red Leicester Quavers are the absolute business. Get involved.
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
A boarding pass from Strasbourg to Gatwick doth butter no parsnips when someone wants to see your ticker on a Brighton to Southampton train.

Every day is a school day…
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Now you have drunk all your beers, go drown your empty selves.
For then you will have lost it all, the last of this island.
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sorry Swifties, this is the big release this week…

youtu.be/bnxzP9ze5DM?...
Super Furry Animals - Rock 'n' Roll Flu (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Super Furry Animals
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October 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
SFA OK!
September 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Schlepped up to this point this morning. Actually did it twice as Google Maps is an absolute prick and put me about 100m from the last picture. Absolutely blowing by the end.
September 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The tunnel at Red Star Belgrade is longer than changing between Monument and Bank tube stations
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In at number 34 on the Festive 50…
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Just been having a chat about scary kids programmes and a couple of the younger ones mentioned programmes that were pretty tame. I decided to show them the opening bit of ‘Chocky’

I’m now having to go for a safety wipe… 😳
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Found a channel showing ‘Oldies’ music vids. ‘Man on the Moon’ by REM was on. “That’s not an oldie”, I say. Realise the song is 33 years old.

Kill. Me. Now…
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who the hell is suggesting that what we're really missing is Barbacoa beef and marinated Greek chicken flatbreads…?
August 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’ve just had an offer for tickets to see Lee Hurst.

I’d rather be wanked off by Edward Scissorhands
August 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Jamie
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Absolutely delighted for Gus Atkinson. Bowled beautifully yesterday and didn’t get the rewards he deserved. Well earned Michelle in the end.
August 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Smashing day yesterday at the Test. Wish I was there today, as a)the weather looks better, b) a bit more excitement already and c)I can’t be fucked to be at work on a Friday. Won’t miss £8.50 pints though…
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
In the pub and someone is doing acoustic versions of dance songs.

I’ve never been more happy to do jail time
July 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo!

How about you?
July 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If I can make it to the end of the day without bludgeoning my section lead with their own trainer, I can have cake yeah?
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
GODDIM!

Go on, piss off, you’re out. That’s fucked his average, Tony!
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wish I hated cricket 😡
July 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ok, it’s not Jadeja, but I’ll take it! Superb timing:
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Went for a pint and a lovely walk in the Nee Forest. Got to see baby donkeys. Lovely.
July 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Watching Live Aid and I really want to believe that the BBC are putting up warnings not to donate because of an inherent need to do altruistic acts, rather than the reality that the vast majority of the country are thicker than whale jizz…
July 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM