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James Swift
@jamesxswift86.bsky.social
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Writer | Filmmaker | Multimedia Specialist
#MutantFam | #RaiderNation | #TeamBichonFrise
🎼 Memories don’t live like people do … 🎼
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jamesxswift86.bsky.social
#Sega simply did not GAF about international copyright laws in the early '90s and frankly I find that inspiring

segadoes.com/2025/11/11/w...
Wrestle War (Mega Drive, 1991) - Sega Does
Sega comes flying into the ring with this nondescript 16-bit wrestler, released only for the Mega Drive in Japan and Europe.
segadoes.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Our grandparents and great grandparents didn’t kick Hitler’s ass just to watch their grandchildren and great grandchildren turn into a bunch of spineless Nazis
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Tonight's episode of #TheLastDriveIn was *real* elevated horror.

#MutantFam #Giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Do I even dare ask what the tiebreaker procedure is

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
"The Italians steal everything from everybody" - Joe Bob Briggs, doing his part to make sure everybody associated with #TheLastDriveIn is going to have to take cultural sensitivity courses on Monday

#MutantFam #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Mario Bava invented bisexual lighting.

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Wes! Wes, it's Marvin, your cousin, Marvin Craven. You know that new concept for a slasher movie villain you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
That discussion went from Mussolini to Dean Martin *really* fast

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
"Blood and Black Lace" is LITERALLY "Mean Girls," right down to having a burn book as a prominent plot device

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo
@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
I can't wait until the episode where they deconstruct "Critters 2" for four and a half hours using Zvi Griliches' multifactor productivity theory as a guiding framework

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
I wish my job was just signing off on "V/H/S" sequels all day

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
This reminds me of that one time me and my roommate got into an argument over who would win in a fight between Count Chocula and Frankenberry and we legit didn't talk to each other for a week afterwards.

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Argento is Freud, Bava is Marx, Fulci is Erich Fromm and the guy who made Troll 2 is Zizek. I think we can all agree on that.

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Out of all the nights I *didn't* pick up Olive Garden, of course it would be on Giallo Debate Night

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
See, now THIS is how you get kids interested in joining the debate team

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
My only goal in life now is to go on #TheLastDriveIn and argue with other people about which Leprechaun movie is the best

#MutantFam #giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Alright, #MutantFam, which ones are missing from the list?

- "Actually, it's SUSPENSE, not horror"
- "The nudity is GRATUITOUS"
- "It's not supposed to be POLITICAL"
- "It's just an F/X demo"
- "It's TOO DARK"

#TheLastDriveIn #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
If you're not spending Friday night trying to get the guy from MonsterVision to repost you as many times as humanly possible, what are you even doing with your life

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Forget #giallo, let's talk about JELL-O #horror, #MutantFam.

#TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
So happy to get a chance to interview John Brennan about the new "Up All Night" revival!

@badtechno.bsky.social #UpAllNight #MutantFam

www.wickedhorror.com/horror-news/...
John Brennan Dishes on the ‘Up All Night’ Revival - Wicked Horror
Musician and actor discusses bringing a ‘90s cult TV favorite back to life for the YouTube generation John Brennan — the musician and actor, not the guy
www.wickedhorror.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
I just saw a really great documentary about #AI on #Netflix. It's called "Terminator 2: Judgment Day."
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Life in 2025 is a lot like "The Jetsons," only instead of having flying cars everybody's really, really depressed all the time.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
This is my all time favorite photograph of Georgia's 11th U.S. Congressional District Representative Barry Loudermilk.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
39-0 on 10/31
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Remember, I'm undefeated on #Halloween ...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM