James Swift
@jamesxswift86.bsky.social
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Attame #001 (Winter 2026) by JamesXSwift86
The inaugural issue of ATTAME, the news and humor e-zine America DESERVES
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OK, so I started my own quarterly humor magazine — and the inaugural issue drops TODAY on itch.io under a "pay whatever you feel like" model. Which means you can download it *for free* if you're a cheapskate with great taste in social satire.
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Can you imagine hosting the #RoyalRumble in a country where the government arrests journalists, religious fundamentalists outlaw women's rights and a secret police force murders citizens with impunity?
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Can you imagine hosting the #RoyalRumble in a country where the government arrests journalists, religious fundamentalists outlaw women's rights and a secret police force murders citizens with impunity?
Another great #UpAllNight over at @kingsofhorror.bsky.social. Come for the mid '90s late night cable nostalgia, stick around for the New Order parodies name dropping Mookie Wilson.
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@badtechno.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Another great #UpAllNight over at @kingsofhorror.bsky.social. Come for the mid '90s late night cable nostalgia, stick around for the New Order parodies name dropping Mookie Wilson.
@badtechno.bsky.social
@badtechno.bsky.social
You don't need to do drugs when you can just watch clips of Fangoria Weekend from 1993 instead
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
You don't need to do drugs when you can just watch clips of Fangoria Weekend from 1993 instead
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
Why do I want to listen to Pantera all of a sudden
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Why do I want to listen to Pantera all of a sudden
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
The Atari Lynx made a cameo in the 1995 film "Attack of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective" in case you didn't know.
#UpAllNight #retrogaming
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#UpAllNight #retrogaming
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The Atari Lynx made a cameo in the 1995 film "Attack of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective" in case you didn't know.
#UpAllNight #retrogaming
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight #retrogaming
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
You'll never get to direct straight to video comedies starring Scream Queens and Burt Ward behind your parents' house for a living. Richard Gabai LIVED THE DREAM.
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
You'll never get to direct straight to video comedies starring Scream Queens and Burt Ward behind your parents' house for a living. Richard Gabai LIVED THE DREAM.
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
This is actually a stunningly accurate depiction of what life in 1994 was like
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This is actually a stunningly accurate depiction of what life in 1994 was like
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
You know it's an authentic '90s jacket when you can't even name half of the colors in the pattern
#UpAllNight @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @badtechno.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @badtechno.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You know it's an authentic '90s jacket when you can't even name half of the colors in the pattern
#UpAllNight @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @badtechno.bsky.social
#UpAllNight @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @badtechno.bsky.social
Can't say I envisioned watching BOTH Assault of the Party Nerds movies in 2026, let alone in the same month but here we are. #UpAllNight rules, y'all, and you need to be checking it out on the @kingsofhorror.bsky.social YT channel.
@badtechno.bsky.social #mutantfam #Rhondacivics
@badtechno.bsky.social #mutantfam #Rhondacivics
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Can't say I envisioned watching BOTH Assault of the Party Nerds movies in 2026, let alone in the same month but here we are. #UpAllNight rules, y'all, and you need to be checking it out on the @kingsofhorror.bsky.social YT channel.
@badtechno.bsky.social #mutantfam #Rhondacivics
@badtechno.bsky.social #mutantfam #Rhondacivics
What does "Anaconda" have to do with college sports, electronic gambling and people suddenly caring about the WNBA for seemingly no discernible reason whatsoever?
Check out my review and LEARN THE TRUTH.
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Check out my review and LEARN THE TRUTH.
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Anaconda (2025) REVIEWED!
Hooray for low expectations!
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January 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
What does "Anaconda" have to do with college sports, electronic gambling and people suddenly caring about the WNBA for seemingly no discernible reason whatsoever?
Check out my review and LEARN THE TRUTH.
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Check out my review and LEARN THE TRUTH.
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If you think Trump is somehow "pro-recovery," just remember he pardoned the guy who was serving life without parole for facilitating THOUSANDS of illegal online opioid transactions and literally paid to have his adversaries murdered by contract killers.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
www.justice.gov
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If you think Trump is somehow "pro-recovery," just remember he pardoned the guy who was serving life without parole for facilitating THOUSANDS of illegal online opioid transactions and literally paid to have his adversaries murdered by contract killers.
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
The latest "In Search of Darkness" documentary covers the mid to late '90s ... and even at 6 1/2 hours long, I *still* wanted it to keep going. If you miss rewinding VHS tapes, you will LOVE this.
@davidweiner.bsky.social #horror #InSearchofDarkness
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@davidweiner.bsky.social #horror #InSearchofDarkness
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Review: 'In Search of Darkness: 1995-1999’ Is Totally Rad - Wicked Horror
Another stellar retrospective from the series that keeps on giving I'm at that age where I usually have to push myself to sit through a new 90-minute Another stellar entry in the retrospective series ...
www.wickedhorror.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The latest "In Search of Darkness" documentary covers the mid to late '90s ... and even at 6 1/2 hours long, I *still* wanted it to keep going. If you miss rewinding VHS tapes, you will LOVE this.
@davidweiner.bsky.social #horror #InSearchofDarkness
www.wickedhorror.com/horror-revie...
@davidweiner.bsky.social #horror #InSearchofDarkness
www.wickedhorror.com/horror-revie...
Sometimes you don't even need a full 60 minutes to tell a good cinematic story. And these ten movies are demonstrative prove that less can DEFINITELY be more in the film business.
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usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/28/t...
Ten Great Movies You Can Watch In Under 60 Minutes
Outstanding cinema that takes less than an hour to view!
usalienated.wordpress.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sometimes you don't even need a full 60 minutes to tell a good cinematic story. And these ten movies are demonstrative prove that less can DEFINITELY be more in the film business.
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/28/t...
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/28/t...
OK, so I started my own quarterly humor magazine — and the inaugural issue drops TODAY on itch.io under a "pay whatever you feel like" model. Which means you can download it *for free* if you're a cheapskate with great taste in social satire.
jamesxswift86.itch.io/attame-001-w...
jamesxswift86.itch.io/attame-001-w...
Attame #001 (Winter 2026) by JamesXSwift86
The inaugural issue of ATTAME, the news and humor e-zine America DESERVES
jamesxswift86.itch.io
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
OK, so I started my own quarterly humor magazine — and the inaugural issue drops TODAY on itch.io under a "pay whatever you feel like" model. Which means you can download it *for free* if you're a cheapskate with great taste in social satire.
jamesxswift86.itch.io/attame-001-w...
jamesxswift86.itch.io/attame-001-w...
I'm starting to think the last presidential election actually wasn't about eggs
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usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/26/s...
So Why Did We Stop Complaining About Grocery Prices?
Maybe it was never about eggs in the first place …
usalienated.wordpress.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm starting to think the last presidential election actually wasn't about eggs
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usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/26/s...
Pretty much all you need to know about the new "28 Years Later" movie is that it has a scene where Ralph Fiennes sings along to Iron Maiden
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'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' Keeps It Weird - Wicked Horror
The Zombie Movie That Forgot To Be A Zombie Movie I'm not sure how many different ways I can say "I'm totally lost" while I was watching 28 Years Later: A zombie movie that forgot to be a zombie movie...
wickedhorror.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Pretty much all you need to know about the new "28 Years Later" movie is that it has a scene where Ralph Fiennes sings along to Iron Maiden
wickedhorror.com/horror-news/...
wickedhorror.com/horror-news/...
Just how low-budget is “Thunder Rush?” So low-budget the director tries to film a football game scene with just *two* people on camera.
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Thunder Rush (2025) REVIEWED!
Let’s get ready to FUMBLE!
usalienated.wordpress.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Just how low-budget is “Thunder Rush?” So low-budget the director tries to film a football game scene with just *two* people on camera.
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/23/t...
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/23/t...
Alright I’m ready for the snow storm now
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Alright I’m ready for the snow storm now
These kids LITERALLY committed aggravated sodomy, brought firearms to school and perpetrated federal-level elections fraud and all they got was ONE Saturday of detention?
Let's face it, "The Breakfast Club" is WAY darker than you remember it ...
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Let's face it, "The Breakfast Club" is WAY darker than you remember it ...
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The Ten Most Problematic Things About “The Breakfast Club”
Rape, suicide, school shootings and electoral fraud … this movie is WAY darker than you remember!
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January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
These kids LITERALLY committed aggravated sodomy, brought firearms to school and perpetrated federal-level elections fraud and all they got was ONE Saturday of detention?
Let's face it, "The Breakfast Club" is WAY darker than you remember it ...
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/21/t...
Let's face it, "The Breakfast Club" is WAY darker than you remember it ...
usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/21/t...
We don't need a cure for autism, we need a cure for medically-illiterate, self-serving bigots and literal eugenics advocates like RFK, JR.
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usalienated.wordpress.com/2026/01/19/m...
Maybe Autism DOESN’T Need To Be Cured
Instead of banning Tylenol, why don’t we ban eugenics-loving bigots like RFK, Jr. instead?
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January 19, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We don't need a cure for autism, we need a cure for medically-illiterate, self-serving bigots and literal eugenics advocates like RFK, JR.
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Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes! In case you were wondering, I literally spent all night eating pizza and playing Donkey Kong.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes! In case you were wondering, I literally spent all night eating pizza and playing Donkey Kong.
The Exorcist III is such a lyrical movie about loss, grief and redemption. Weird how it's written off as "anti-Christian" despite having such a life-affirming message. Easily one of my all time favorite movies, and an oddly therapeutic one in some ways.
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The Exorcist III is such a lyrical movie about loss, grief and redemption. Weird how it's written off as "anti-Christian" despite having such a life-affirming message. Easily one of my all time favorite movies, and an oddly therapeutic one in some ways.
A total "statement game" performance for #UpAllNight! The pace, the energy, the music, the movie — the vibe was PERFECT. Give us awesome terrible '80s comedies every week pls!
#UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
A total "statement game" performance for #UpAllNight! The pace, the energy, the music, the movie — the vibe was PERFECT. Give us awesome terrible '80s comedies every week pls!
#UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
Seriously, you don't know how much I stan this dog.
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Seriously, you don't know how much I stan this dog.
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
Yeah, they TOTALLY pass as college kids.
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Yeah, they TOTALLY pass as college kids.
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social
#UpAllNight #UpAllNightPremiere #MutantFam
@badtechno.bsky.social @kingsofhorror.bsky.social