James Smile, M.Sc.IT
@jamessmile.bsky.social
FATHER | HUSBAND | CYBERSEC GURU | EXCLUSIVE DAILY #CYBERSECRETS | FIRM BUT FAIR
Egg Harbor, New Jersey
james-smile.net
Egg Harbor, New Jersey
james-smile.net
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April 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Why are they called “bosses” in video games? Do young people have something against employers?
January 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Why are they called “bosses” in video games? Do young people have something against employers?
The way people trivialize typographical errors is pure bad. Typos are the chief enemies of cybersecurity
January 7, 2024 at 8:48 AM
The way people trivialize typographical errors is pure bad. Typos are the chief enemies of cybersecurity
When something “clicks” for you, that’s what I call a “clickable moment.”
January 7, 2024 at 8:44 AM
When something “clicks” for you, that’s what I call a “clickable moment.”
This holiday season, remember not to cybershop outdoors
Do NOT online-shop in a public place. You are inviting the devil into your home. 2 Corinthians 2:11
December 17, 2023 at 5:49 PM
This holiday season, remember not to cybershop outdoors
Say it with me, people: “Bar. Plus Bites”
Why should you get to the airport 4 hours early?
Two words:
Two words:
November 22, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Say it with me, people: “Bar. Plus Bites”
Why should you get to the airport 4 hours early?
Two words:
Two words:
November 22, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Why should you get to the airport 4 hours early?
Two words:
Two words:
“Constructive” criticism on MY work? No thanks, pal. Not in today’s world.
Peer review, schmear review
Peer review, schmear review
November 17, 2023 at 4:33 PM
“Constructive” criticism on MY work? No thanks, pal. Not in today’s world.
Peer review, schmear review
Peer review, schmear review
Something tells me
October 30, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Something tells me
Step One: don’t disclose details of your business on social media sites/online chat forums
A business owner is seeking advice on how to protect their business from cybersecurity threats, specifically from cybersecurity professionals.
r/cybersecurity
View discussion on Reddit.
reddit.com
October 29, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Step One: don’t disclose details of your business on social media sites/online chat forums
Working on a new scale
1. Crawling
2. Rolling
3. Coasting
4. Sailing
5. Cruising
6. Barreling
7. Zipping
8. Flying
9. Screaming
10. Bat outta hell
1. Crawling
2. Rolling
3. Coasting
4. Sailing
5. Cruising
6. Barreling
7. Zipping
8. Flying
9. Screaming
10. Bat outta hell
October 25, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Working on a new scale
1. Crawling
2. Rolling
3. Coasting
4. Sailing
5. Cruising
6. Barreling
7. Zipping
8. Flying
9. Screaming
10. Bat outta hell
1. Crawling
2. Rolling
3. Coasting
4. Sailing
5. Cruising
6. Barreling
7. Zipping
8. Flying
9. Screaming
10. Bat outta hell
We used to call it “Tack-A-Fee” back in ‘the day’ because they’d love to charge you for anything but decent virus protection
MacAfee's pretty bad as an antivirus.
October 24, 2023 at 5:55 PM
We used to call it “Tack-A-Fee” back in ‘the day’ because they’d love to charge you for anything but decent virus protection
I am testing my wifi speed. Comment immediately when you see this so I know how fast my wifi
October 14, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I am testing my wifi speed. Comment immediately when you see this so I know how fast my wifi
Whenever someone new calls me James, I tell them, “please, there’s no need for that. Just call me James Smile, M.Sc.IT. James is my son.” (I don’t have a son, but what if I did?)
October 12, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Whenever someone new calls me James, I tell them, “please, there’s no need for that. Just call me James Smile, M.Sc.IT. James is my son.” (I don’t have a son, but what if I did?)
You never know where that dongle's been.
October 10, 2023 at 12:26 AM
You never know where that dongle's been.
Ha. I always put this in the middle of example code for students to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak
October 5, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Ha. I always put this in the middle of example code for students to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak
Do NOT online-shop in a public place. You are inviting the devil into your home. 2 Corinthians 2:11
October 5, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Do NOT online-shop in a public place. You are inviting the devil into your home. 2 Corinthians 2:11
They buffalo-billed my Circuit City. Yes, it still gets me revved up.
October 5, 2023 at 3:52 PM
They buffalo-billed my Circuit City. Yes, it still gets me revved up.
“Sorry sir, we don’t have that transistor you desperately need, here’s a brassiere made out of spiderwebs instead.” Not so funny, is it
October 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
“Sorry sir, we don’t have that transistor you desperately need, here’s a brassiere made out of spiderwebs instead.” Not so funny, is it
Every year, Spirit Halloween rears its ugly head over the corpse of Egg Harbor’s old Circuit City. Look up “desecration” in your Webster’s.
October 5, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Every year, Spirit Halloween rears its ugly head over the corpse of Egg Harbor’s old Circuit City. Look up “desecration” in your Webster’s.
No it is not THE cybersecurity awareness month. It is merely A cybersecurity awareness month. One of twelve. Fix your calendars
October 5, 2023 at 3:19 PM
No it is not THE cybersecurity awareness month. It is merely A cybersecurity awareness month. One of twelve. Fix your calendars
Hope the Vegas MGM #cyberattack is a wake up call. Smart phones, smart lightbulbs, smart fridges? I don’t think so. A “dumb” fridge never craps the bed when hackers come knocking.
September 14, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Hope the Vegas MGM #cyberattack is a wake up call. Smart phones, smart lightbulbs, smart fridges? I don’t think so. A “dumb” fridge never craps the bed when hackers come knocking.
Yes I an fielding calls about Vegas. Yes it is crapshow. Am I surprised? Hardly. #ransomware #cyberattack
September 14, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Yes I an fielding calls about Vegas. Yes it is crapshow. Am I surprised? Hardly. #ransomware #cyberattack
"trading in" your old phone to get a discount on your new one is a #cybermistake.
Would you "trade in" your used briefs for a new pair? Of course not, they have sentimental value. And they might try to clone you.
Would you "trade in" your used briefs for a new pair? Of course not, they have sentimental value. And they might try to clone you.
September 11, 2023 at 11:49 PM
"trading in" your old phone to get a discount on your new one is a #cybermistake.
Would you "trade in" your used briefs for a new pair? Of course not, they have sentimental value. And they might try to clone you.
Would you "trade in" your used briefs for a new pair? Of course not, they have sentimental value. And they might try to clone you.