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December 7 answer
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
December 7 answer
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
December 6 answer
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
December 6 answer
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
December 5 answer
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
December 5 answer
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
December 4 answer
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
December 4 answer
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
December 3
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
December 3
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
December 2 answer
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
December 2 answer
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
December 1 answer
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December 1 answer
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
November 29 answer
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 29 answer
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
November 29
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 29
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
November 27 answer
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
November 27 answer
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
November 26 answer
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
November 26 answer
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
November 25 answer
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
November 25 answer
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
November 24 answer
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
November 24 answer
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
November 23 answer
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 23 answer
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
November 22 answer
It was too possessive!
November 23
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to order.
It was too possessive!
November 23
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to order.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
November 22 answer
It was too possessive!
November 23
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to order.
It was too possessive!
November 23
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to order.
November 21 answer
Nothing; it just waved
November 22
Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?
Nothing; it just waved
November 22
Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
November 21 answer
Nothing; it just waved
November 22
Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?
Nothing; it just waved
November 22
Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?
November 20 answer
I thought to myself. "That sounds like a fair trade."
November 21
What did one ocean say to the other?
I thought to myself. "That sounds like a fair trade."
November 21
What did one ocean say to the other?
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
November 20 answer
I thought to myself. "That sounds like a fair trade."
November 21
What did one ocean say to the other?
I thought to myself. "That sounds like a fair trade."
November 21
What did one ocean say to the other?
November 20
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
November 20
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"
November 18 answer
Me: " Very, very seriously."
November 19
** Thenfirst computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!**
Me: " Very, very seriously."
November 19
** Thenfirst computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!**
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
November 18 answer
Me: " Very, very seriously."
November 19
** Thenfirst computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!**
Me: " Very, very seriously."
November 19
** Thenfirst computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!**
November 17 answer
A buck an ear
November 18
Barista: "How do you take your coffee?"
A buck an ear
November 18
Barista: "How do you take your coffee?"
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
November 17 answer
A buck an ear
November 18
Barista: "How do you take your coffee?"
A buck an ear
November 18
Barista: "How do you take your coffee?"
November 16 answer
He told her, "Aye, E, I owe you!"
November 17
How much does sit cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
He told her, "Aye, E, I owe you!"
November 17
How much does sit cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
November 16 answer
He told her, "Aye, E, I owe you!"
November 17
How much does sit cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
He told her, "Aye, E, I owe you!"
November 17
How much does sit cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
November 15 answer
In case they get a hole in one!
November 16
One vowel saved another vowel's life
In case they get a hole in one!
November 16
One vowel saved another vowel's life
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
November 15 answer
In case they get a hole in one!
November 16
One vowel saved another vowel's life
In case they get a hole in one!
November 16
One vowel saved another vowel's life
November 14 answer
I told her she's going to have to dill with it
November 15
Why do golfers wear two pairs od pants?
I told her she's going to have to dill with it
November 15
Why do golfers wear two pairs od pants?
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
November 14 answer
I told her she's going to have to dill with it
November 15
Why do golfers wear two pairs od pants?
I told her she's going to have to dill with it
November 15
Why do golfers wear two pairs od pants?
November 14
My wife said she doesn't like my pickle puns.
My wife said she doesn't like my pickle puns.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
November 14
My wife said she doesn't like my pickle puns.
My wife said she doesn't like my pickle puns.
November 12 answer
Stident: "At once!"
November 13
***No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are kinder!***
Stident: "At once!"
November 13
***No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are kinder!***
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
November 12 answer
Stident: "At once!"
November 13
***No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are kinder!***
Stident: "At once!"
November 13
***No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are kinder!***