Jalders
@jalders.bsky.social
A Durham Mag to annoy all the right people.
Here to see how NUFC, England Cricket and grassroots football twitter develops away from the dark place
Here to see how NUFC, England Cricket and grassroots football twitter develops away from the dark place
30 seconds of Radio Newcastle this morning, neutrals want us to go up, Newcastle fans want us to go up, it’s where we belong. And they call us deluded
May 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
30 seconds of Radio Newcastle this morning, neutrals want us to go up, Newcastle fans want us to go up, it’s where we belong. And they call us deluded
Took 5 days for our fan base to go into meltdown despite an international break. All because they want to climb on a bus stop on Newgate St rather than stand on the Town Moor
March 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Took 5 days for our fan base to go into meltdown despite an international break. All because they want to climb on a bus stop on Newgate St rather than stand on the Town Moor
So our fan base who for the last few weeks have been treating the dropping of Dubravka like the betrayal of Jesus Christ himself at the last supper, are now doing a 180 after seeing the second coming trying to channel his inner Maradona with simple possession 4 minutes from a penalty shoot out
March 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So our fan base who for the last few weeks have been treating the dropping of Dubravka like the betrayal of Jesus Christ himself at the last supper, are now doing a 180 after seeing the second coming trying to channel his inner Maradona with simple possession 4 minutes from a penalty shoot out
We meet again old friend
February 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We meet again old friend
I won’t be home for tea
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I won’t be home for tea
Haway British Airways since the ECML is closed for the league cup final weekend stick a few 777s on to get us down. It’s ok we don’t expect to be home for tea
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Haway British Airways since the ECML is closed for the league cup final weekend stick a few 777s on to get us down. It’s ok we don’t expect to be home for tea
About Bruno or Big Al. That’s where the similarities stop
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
About Bruno or Big Al. That’s where the similarities stop
Has the person who sends out the metro notifications at nexus sat on their phone or are they just really excited that they can blame the flyover for stuff now
December 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Has the person who sends out the metro notifications at nexus sat on their phone or are they just really excited that they can blame the flyover for stuff now
One year on from the chaos of the Castore Black Friday sale. At £136 for the Addidas version the Castore bench coat will keep me warm on match days for years to come
November 29, 2024 at 11:55 AM
One year on from the chaos of the Castore Black Friday sale. At £136 for the Addidas version the Castore bench coat will keep me warm on match days for years to come
Different view of proceedings today
November 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Different view of proceedings today
This may not be the kind of NUFC content the influx from the dark place are here for.
But air fryer padron peppers, game changer. You can even hear the skin popping
But air fryer padron peppers, game changer. You can even hear the skin popping
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
This may not be the kind of NUFC content the influx from the dark place are here for.
But air fryer padron peppers, game changer. You can even hear the skin popping
But air fryer padron peppers, game changer. You can even hear the skin popping
Do you like bridges pet?
Coming out of the Sage last week, even covered in scaffolding she’s a beauty.
Coming out of the Sage last week, even covered in scaffolding she’s a beauty.
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Do you like bridges pet?
Coming out of the Sage last week, even covered in scaffolding she’s a beauty.
Coming out of the Sage last week, even covered in scaffolding she’s a beauty.
First moan about the clubs infrastructure on Bluesky. Trying to get tickets for the women’s game next week and somehow keep ending up in the queue for the Liverpool ballet
November 11, 2024 at 9:37 AM
First moan about the clubs infrastructure on Bluesky. Trying to get tickets for the women’s game next week and somehow keep ending up in the queue for the Liverpool ballet
The Go Northeast app may as well say we think this is what’s happening but in reality we don’t have a clue and don’t count on the app to make accurate travel plans, we’re only marginally more reliable than the metro
October 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The Go Northeast app may as well say we think this is what’s happening but in reality we don’t have a clue and don’t count on the app to make accurate travel plans, we’re only marginally more reliable than the metro
Given my position in the queue to get on to Ticketmaster let alone buy the tickets I’m going to assume I won’t be seeing oasis
August 31, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Given my position in the queue to get on to Ticketmaster let alone buy the tickets I’m going to assume I won’t be seeing oasis
Was concerned that race across the world would show a Scott Mills I didn’t like, a la Chris Moyles in the jungle. Couldn’t be more wrong Scott & Sam hilarious and if possible I like Scott that little bit more now
August 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Was concerned that race across the world would show a Scott Mills I didn’t like, a la Chris Moyles in the jungle. Couldn’t be more wrong Scott & Sam hilarious and if possible I like Scott that little bit more now
Life size Sean Longstaff in the window of JD Sports looking sauve in the away kit. That’ll be JD Sports, Washington Galleries, City of Sunderland. Hang it in the Louvre
August 23, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Life size Sean Longstaff in the window of JD Sports looking sauve in the away kit. That’ll be JD Sports, Washington Galleries, City of Sunderland. Hang it in the Louvre
Whose the goldfish in the bowl 🐠
August 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Whose the goldfish in the bowl 🐠
It does feel like very early premier league coverage here, lots of BSykB knocking about. And it’s live…..
August 14, 2024 at 8:11 AM
It does feel like very early premier league coverage here, lots of BSykB knocking about. And it’s live…..
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Adidas, NUFC (DH Gate) take my money
August 13, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Adidas, NUFC (DH Gate) take my money
So couldn’t figure threads and went back to the dark place. But the lad who should stick to rockets and cars being part of whipping up far right frenzy and #nufc click baiters having a paddy about the transfer window leads me here. Let’s see how it goes.
Is Big Frank here yet?
Is Big Frank here yet?
August 13, 2024 at 8:28 AM
So couldn’t figure threads and went back to the dark place. But the lad who should stick to rockets and cars being part of whipping up far right frenzy and #nufc click baiters having a paddy about the transfer window leads me here. Let’s see how it goes.
Is Big Frank here yet?
Is Big Frank here yet?