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Jay Forster
@jakobforster.bsky.social
internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books
im starting to think that quinn hughes might be the boy from omelas
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
switched to sharks-wild and truly one of my favourite things is when there’s chaos and a goalie winds up lying on the ice like a chalk outline in a black and white detective movie
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hilarious stat on TSN just now: anze kopitar is the leading scorer in the nhl for slovenians all time with 1286

second place has four points.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’m wasted on these people (i am watching habs/kings because there is STILL over an hour until the cbj game)
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
considering the general hygiene levels of an average sports team re: sharing water bottles im shocked that every time one of them gets sick the entire team doesn’t end up sick
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i ended up in the gym at 6:30am this morning bc my sleep schedule is banjaxed (thanks cbj) and let me tell you, its a godless experience to be in a 250 person capacity gym with four other people while techno blares this early in the morning. 8/10 i liked the privacy
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
every year i stay up for the west coast games and every year i regret it
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
if a puck gets through the goalie but gets cleared off the line by a defenceman, does the goalie get credited with a save?
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the cbj broadcast just did a bts on goalie stick preferences etc and i was reminded of the time i learnt that martin jones and i wear the same size goalie pads*

i am 5’10 on a good day

i feel like i learnt this and immediately understood why his five hole was Like That
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
if the leaked pwhl seattle name is real, man. this league really got it right with victoire and said fuck it to every other name
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
well on the one hand the insomnia is real bad but on the other hand i have been getting so much reading done between the hours of midnight and 6am
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the worst part of the dodgers winning is that my friend’s terrible ex will be happy about it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
oh, gross
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
well at least they don’t have a game tomorrow
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i know this is not news to anyone but it is insane that they rely on humans for balls and strikes
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
folks i dont know a single baseball but i am: stressed
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
folks, i think the columbus blue jackets might be #fun
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
SHARKS YES
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
in other news i know i am not the typical reader (i’m worse) but how many books from one author do you need to dislike before just accepting you shouldn’t read their books because this is the third book by this author i have disliked
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
oh no sharks
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
jays by a billion
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM