Malocchio
@jakesomenoise.bsky.social
Chicago, restaurants, Vino, Dog Dad, Decriminalize Sex Work
There are two types of men, the ones that piss on the seat and just walk out.
And the ones that walk in see the piss on the seat, lift the seat, piss and then clean off the previous piss because that’s embarrassing as fuck.
And the ones that walk in see the piss on the seat, lift the seat, piss and then clean off the previous piss because that’s embarrassing as fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There are two types of men, the ones that piss on the seat and just walk out.
And the ones that walk in see the piss on the seat, lift the seat, piss and then clean off the previous piss because that’s embarrassing as fuck.
And the ones that walk in see the piss on the seat, lift the seat, piss and then clean off the previous piss because that’s embarrassing as fuck.
Truly hope every analyst is able to remove Skubal’s sword from their throats (we get it he is legit, but maybe recall who the #2 seed is?). Watching the RFer just abandon making a play on Polanco’s hit was euphoric. Go M’s.
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Truly hope every analyst is able to remove Skubal’s sword from their throats (we get it he is legit, but maybe recall who the #2 seed is?). Watching the RFer just abandon making a play on Polanco’s hit was euphoric. Go M’s.
Time to give up on god my guys
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Time to give up on god my guys
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Me: I just want to live.
The US government: We hate you. Fuck your race, fuck your gender, fuck your sexuality, and we're taking your money.
The US government: We hate you. Fuck your race, fuck your gender, fuck your sexuality, and we're taking your money.
September 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me: I just want to live.
The US government: We hate you. Fuck your race, fuck your gender, fuck your sexuality, and we're taking your money.
The US government: We hate you. Fuck your race, fuck your gender, fuck your sexuality, and we're taking your money.
This new season script, Goodell is Martin Scorsese 👨🏻🍳🤌🏼💋
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This new season script, Goodell is Martin Scorsese 👨🏻🍳🤌🏼💋
I just wanna be in the splash zone when we stop fighting each other and start fighting billionaires
Despite his own privileged path to power, or perhaps because of it, the son of a Columbia University professor and a movie director is campaigning as a socialist intent on redistributing New York’s wealth.
Here’s How Much New York City Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani Is Worth
Despite his own privileged path to power, or perhaps because of it, the son of a Columbia University professor and a movie director is campaigning as a socialist intent on redistributing New York’s wealth.
www.forbes.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I just wanna be in the splash zone when we stop fighting each other and start fighting billionaires
Sonics should get our banner back
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sonics should get our banner back
A perfect summation of the boomer mindset fear everything you don’t know alienate everything that is actually healthy for growth and national progress.
i.e. stepmoms need to have concealed carry in the safest stupid little suburb in the PNW , “for protection”
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
i.e. stepmoms need to have concealed carry in the safest stupid little suburb in the PNW , “for protection”
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
Trump's 2026 Budget Proposal Calls for $163 Billion in Cuts: Live Updates
The president’s $1.7 trillion budget blueprint would cut $163 billion for the 2026 fiscal year, offering an outline of his vision for Washington and dramatically curtailing the role and reach of the f...
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A perfect summation of the boomer mindset fear everything you don’t know alienate everything that is actually healthy for growth and national progress.
i.e. stepmoms need to have concealed carry in the safest stupid little suburb in the PNW , “for protection”
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
i.e. stepmoms need to have concealed carry in the safest stupid little suburb in the PNW , “for protection”
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
You’re telling me there are 1,360 more days of this shit? We are so absolutely fucked.
April 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You’re telling me there are 1,360 more days of this shit? We are so absolutely fucked.
I work at a restaurant for amazing owners with amazing staff I’m extremely proud of. A posh publication called us one of the best new restaurants in the world. Today, a guest told us, it was ok, there was nothing more we could do, just expected more from one of the best in the world…
April 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I work at a restaurant for amazing owners with amazing staff I’m extremely proud of. A posh publication called us one of the best new restaurants in the world. Today, a guest told us, it was ok, there was nothing more we could do, just expected more from one of the best in the world…
Mandatory empathy tests for all public service workers and politicians? How crazy would that be?
April 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mandatory empathy tests for all public service workers and politicians? How crazy would that be?
It’s gonna be so crazy when the documentary ‘The Conclave’ plays out in real life. I’m very excited for a hermaphroditic Pope to really rattle the Christian right.
April 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s gonna be so crazy when the documentary ‘The Conclave’ plays out in real life. I’m very excited for a hermaphroditic Pope to really rattle the Christian right.
Why do lawyers get the coolest alternate titles? Esq. is way too hard, Litty-Gator, so bad ass.
April 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why do lawyers get the coolest alternate titles? Esq. is way too hard, Litty-Gator, so bad ass.
Bruh, if you smoked weed in the early aughts… Fast and Furious 1/2, Half Baked, How High, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers. I can’t be alone.
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
April 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Bruh, if you smoked weed in the early aughts… Fast and Furious 1/2, Half Baked, How High, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers. I can’t be alone.
Make it real
April 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Make it real
The US wanting to increase birthrate while simultaneously making it impossible to have time, money, healthy food, the ability to purchase a home, any hope for a future that isn’t lived on a toxic smoldering rock or even affordable healthcare to raise a child… ugh this is so US
April 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The US wanting to increase birthrate while simultaneously making it impossible to have time, money, healthy food, the ability to purchase a home, any hope for a future that isn’t lived on a toxic smoldering rock or even affordable healthcare to raise a child… ugh this is so US
I played both games upon release and the fact they just did it in episode 2, bravo TLOU. Gonna have night terrors tonight. Welcome to hell new fans.
April 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I played both games upon release and the fact they just did it in episode 2, bravo TLOU. Gonna have night terrors tonight. Welcome to hell new fans.
Which ones do we have to get rid of for like a whole government reset?
April 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Which ones do we have to get rid of for like a whole government reset?
I don’t want to pay my taxes to a firm that is aiding in illegal deportations, call me crazy but I feel like my money isn’t going to anything I want???
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don’t want to pay my taxes to a firm that is aiding in illegal deportations, call me crazy but I feel like my money isn’t going to anything I want???
Mariners fans… does Julio suck?
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Mariners fans… does Julio suck?
I woke up today feeling like I have no control over any part of my future. And that is a really disappointing feeling. Can’t afford a home, can’t afford to be a parent, work until dead, very cool.
April 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I woke up today feeling like I have no control over any part of my future. And that is a really disappointing feeling. Can’t afford a home, can’t afford to be a parent, work until dead, very cool.
@evanhillhb.bsky.social come over here, get off that dumpster fire
March 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@evanhillhb.bsky.social come over here, get off that dumpster fire
@schumer.senate.gov you are a coward and a disgrace to all who disavow Trump and Musk. Thank you for damning our nation further
March 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you are a coward and a disgrace to all who disavow Trump and Musk. Thank you for damning our nation further
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Today I confronted “border czar” Tom Homan who came to Albany to do Trump’s bidding — push for mass deportations, carry out the assault on working class New Yorkers, and justify the unjustifiable detention of legal permanent resident and father-to-be, Mahmoud Khalil.
March 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today I confronted “border czar” Tom Homan who came to Albany to do Trump’s bidding — push for mass deportations, carry out the assault on working class New Yorkers, and justify the unjustifiable detention of legal permanent resident and father-to-be, Mahmoud Khalil.