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Jakerp 🍉
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· Nov 16
i think i should be the only jake to exist honestly
feeling like the skeleton banging the shield today
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
feeling like the skeleton banging the shield today
theyre calling him the most rusty splatoon player
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
theyre calling him the most rusty splatoon player
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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www.answercoalition.org/venezuela clickable link. PLEASE show up to a protest today. show your support for the anti-war movement, and connect with other people doing the work. I can't think of anything more important right now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
www.answercoalition.org/venezuela clickable link. PLEASE show up to a protest today. show your support for the anti-war movement, and connect with other people doing the work. I can't think of anything more important right now.
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I'm seeing a lot of posts to call your reps but little on actually how. 5calls.org is a great site where you can put in your zip code and get numbers for your house representative and two senators. You also can get a script if you're like me and stumble over your thoughts.
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I'm seeing a lot of posts to call your reps but little on actually how. 5calls.org is a great site where you can put in your zip code and get numbers for your house representative and two senators. You also can get a script if you're like me and stumble over your thoughts.
happy new year 2025 can go to hell
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
happy new year 2025 can go to hell
please read
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
please read
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Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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middle aged white women when you enter the bread aisle
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
middle aged white women when you enter the bread aisle
the wordle admins picking today’s puzzle:
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the wordle admins picking today’s puzzle:
playing splatoon for the first time in months and the enemy comp on my second game was double liter double sblast
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
playing splatoon for the first time in months and the enemy comp on my second game was double liter double sblast
i will NOT get fomo for splatoon i will NOT no
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i will NOT get fomo for splatoon i will NOT no
im very glad i didnt watch the game awards
goty was so clair, it wasnt obscur
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
im very glad i didnt watch the game awards
goty was so clair, it wasnt obscur
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
goty was so clair, it wasnt obscur
i have to cram a paper tn lmk what i miss from the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i have to cram a paper tn lmk what i miss from the game awards
i laughed sorry
Metroid Prime 4 currently has a 80 Metacritic Average based on 50+ reviews.
Not a bad score in a vacuum, but for the Metroid Prime series, it's a huge step back in critical reception.
Not a bad score in a vacuum, but for the Metroid Prime series, it's a huge step back in critical reception.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i laughed sorry
just remembered the splatoon season ended like yesterday and i got like a jolt in my brain i think im gonna be under withdrawal
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
just remembered the splatoon season ended like yesterday and i got like a jolt in my brain i think im gonna be under withdrawal
hey guys do you like my license
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hey guys do you like my license
why is the galactic nova track highkey better than mkw rainbow road
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
why is the galactic nova track highkey better than mkw rainbow road
im sorry but this noir dedede render is giving blue prochara
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
im sorry but this noir dedede render is giving blue prochara
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