Jake Bennett
@jakegbennett.bsky.social
Writer, actor, Twitter refugee here to DOdGE the world’s dumbest billionaire.
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
May 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
Next week on the Amazing Racist
The Department of Homeland Security is considering a reality TV show pitch that would put immigrants through a series of challenges to compete for U.S. citizenship.
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May 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Next week on the Amazing Racist
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
April 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
March 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
Me trying to steal the ranch recipe from Wingstop HQ
a man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . ''
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . ''
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March 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me trying to steal the ranch recipe from Wingstop HQ
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⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Latest WWE Storyline Takes EXCITING Turn For WrestleMania!
YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast
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March 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
#TheElectricState debuts to 18% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 11 reviews 🟢
• Budget was reportedly $320M — most expensive Netflix film ever
• The lowest-rated film in the Russo bros' career
• Russo Bros have yet to direct a positively reviewed non-MCU film
• Budget was reportedly $320M — most expensive Netflix film ever
• The lowest-rated film in the Russo bros' career
• Russo Bros have yet to direct a positively reviewed non-MCU film
March 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
March 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
March 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com
March 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
March 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
YOUR TIME IS UP.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
a black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro banner
ALT: a black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro banner
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March 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
YOUR TIME IS UP.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
I miss football.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I miss football.
The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
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🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
The Death Riders Story Should End but How?
YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast
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January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
December 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.
December 9, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.
That’s the most Chicago Bears way to lose I have ever seen.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
That’s the most Chicago Bears way to lose I have ever seen.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Game show idea:
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
November 28, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Game show idea:
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
How do I get this app to understand I don’t give a shit about soccer?
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
How do I get this app to understand I don’t give a shit about soccer?